Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Don't mess with my vehicles. This isn't negotiable.



Thanks for the tasty sammiches. If you're going walking, take a rifle or an escort who has one.
He says he's protective of the vehicles but I think he's got a soft spot for the paint too. :wink:

Damn that qualifies as sass! *presses herself against the walk spread eagle* ready for my punishment, boss. More so if its done by hand.

I'm going to be punished a lot I think. *grins eagerly*
 
He says he's protective of the vehicles but I think he's got a soft spot for the paint too. :wink:

Damn that qualifies as sass! *presses herself against the walk spread eagle* ready for my punishment, boss. More so if its done by hand.

I'm going to be punished a lot I think. *grins eagerly*

No doubt about it.

You're gonna get punished if you don't hop in the cab of the deuce like right now...:D
 
*snaps to attention, hauls ass in the vehicle*
Waiting on you hon

Let's roll. Got myself a gun and some black sunshine. Some pogey bait and as Randy Newman would sing, "big nasty redhead at my side."

Ready to kill some already dead folks?
 
Good evening, Chain. How are you?:rose:

I'm great. Glad you're here.

So glad I have a false witch nose in my backpack to wear to screenings of The Holy Grail....

"They dressed me up like this!"

I'm going to be punished a lot I think. *grins eagerly*

Yay!

You're gonna get punished if you don't hop in the cab of the deuce like right now...:D

She needs a firm hand.
 
Let's roll. Got myself a gun and some black sunshine. Some pogey bait and as Randy Newman would sing, "big nasty redhead at my side."

Ready to kill some already dead folks?
Hell to the yeah baby. I wanta see zombie brains splattering.

*cranks up Alabama 3 up as the engine purrrrs*
 
Alright, night patrol folks and third watch guards, I'm heading to bed. Remember your light and noise discipline and watch well. We're counting on you.

Tomorrow, we'll have a day of rest except for those of you needing disciplined; you know who you are.
 
Alright, night patrol folks and third watch guards, I'm heading to bed. Remember your light and noise discipline and watch well. We're counting on you.

Tomorrow, we'll have a day of rest except for those of you needing disciplined; you know who you are.
*raises hand* me me me.

Kiss kiss boys
 
Alright, night patrol folks and third watch guards, I'm heading to bed. Remember your light and noise discipline and watch well. We're counting on you.

Tomorrow, we'll have a day of rest except for those of you needing disciplined; you know who you are.

Heading out... on patrol. G'night.

*raises hand* me me me.

Kiss kiss boys

You've already got one gig...don't make me give you any more. :D Somehow I think that's what you're after.
 
Heading out... on patrol. G'night.



You've already got one gig...don't make me give you any more. :D Somehow I think that's what you're after.
Darn I must be too obvious. Gotta remember to play it cool. Must resist the urge to taunt and sass. Must be the moats fumes bringing out then wanton hussy in me. Yeah, I'm blaming the moat!
 
Darn I must be too obvious. Gotta remember to play it cool. Must resist the urge to taunt and sass. Must be the moats fumes bringing out then wanton hussy in me. Yeah, I'm blaming the moat!

The sounds of you being punished will no doubt echo across the moat and draw the zombies in, jealous cos they can't spank because their hands will fall off.
 
The sounds of you being punished will no doubt echo across the moat and draw the zombies in, jealous cos they can't spank because their hands will fall off.
Ooooooh. Jealous cuz they want to spanking me too. This is going to make me pause next time I want to blow a whole in one, drat.

Double, drat!
 
hey *smiles and imediatly offers cookies and muffins* any space in that bunker of yours? I can squeeze in... just don't feel like getting my ass chewed :D
 
*Pulls up as sees the newbies, after a long night of patrolling.

All new arrivals have to report to the med bay for inspection. They should be serving breakfast soon. After your cleared, you can head to the galley.
 
*Pulls up as sees the newbies, after a long night of patrolling.

All new arrivals have to report to the med bay for inspection. They should be serving breakfast soon. After your cleared, you can head to the galley.



going into the galley i start to prepare breakfast and getting the stuff preped for lunch wondering if i should go in for inspection or skip think i will skip and feed the masses boss man can have me inspected later
 
Silently I slip into the bunker, careful to not wake the sleeping inhabitants. A note is attached the crate containing 49 copies of The Zombie Survival Guide, the 50th copy is in my pack.

"Hopefully these will prove to be useful in helping to ensure the survival of your bunker. If I may be of assistance in the future or if anyone needs to reach me, my solar powered radio is always on. I wish you luck in our joint battle against the walking dead. Tamara"

Quietly I pack the remainder of my belongings, verify that my weapons are fully loaded, and that my pack is well organized. After pulling my pack onto my back, I secure my bow in the sling across my back. With a quick glance around the bunker, I turn and leave as silently as I arrived.
 
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