MichaelinChina
Cybergypsy
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2012
- Posts
- 40,103
You drawing attention to your dick again?
Uh huh, and it's a shame it's not attracting members of the opposite sex!
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You drawing attention to your dick again?
Uh huh, and it's not to blame for attracting members of the opposite sex!
Did you hear about the bear and the hillbilly?
Now... Is history going to have a happy ending?
Probably have to appoint a new man.
Whore! Take the position!
It's five! Why have you just come home?
I'm sorry, I phoned for a short talk and it escalated from there.
Right! You've been gagging on three guys for hours now!
If you want to be the only center of universe tonight just say so.
I'm not good?
I think her porn might have sucked you in.
Yes, I was not expecting all that liberalism.
I told you what the embassy was like!
Yes, you'd think they were deranged or have other faulty facilities.
Right, will you fly this plane so I can make my 1000th parachute jump?
She's a sure thing for a thousand bucks a jump. But use contraceptives!
Icelandic girls are not that tall.
Really, I wander way off the edge
I haven't grovelled very much, but I'd sure like to.
Some say the only way I climbed the corporate ladder was on my back.
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
We came for sleaze!
And if you stick around, the police will get you!