MichaelinChina
Cybergypsy
- Joined
- Mar 28, 2012
- Posts
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I know you don't want a bite to eat with me!
You eat that Italian stuff don't you?
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I know you don't want a bite to eat with me!
I wouldn't eat her.
Get the hell out of the way!
Jeez, stop in for a minute and . . .
She said she was busty tonight.
Is she wearing her dates out again?
Well, you know, who can keep up with her?
Well, you know, who can keep it up in her?
Yeah, I slid it in and it hit her diaphragm!
Just . . . stay away from ME with that thing!
She told me she doesn't like sex with two men.
Pssst . . . the idea is to change what the person above you said, to "misquote" them, before responding.
I never said that, I said I'd never HAD sex with two men at once. Big difference.
I said that, I have sex with two men at once all the time. Big difference.
(so something like that?)
I think she's a lovely girl. Except for, you know, the pyromania.
(Perfect.)
ummm . . . I drank everything that was given to me tonight.
(I'm off to bed a Knight.)
Oh God, I do hope you'll be carefree; you're a big tipper.
I will be if I find waitresses who like to show their tits for $2 tips.
Cheap thrills to you!
That bar is cheap, but the girls are over-priced and they cover their thighs.
Sounds like it's worth it, if only for the drinks!
Great! So, I'll put you down for two sluts at the anal fundraiser? Wow, $1,000.00 a date. I guess it pays to offer entertainment like that.
Sure thing. Bill really knows how to draw funny ones.
Oh, you're familiar with the Austrian composer Beat Furrer, then?
Yeah. We were chumps back in Schaffhausen.