loquere
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Stop tickling me.
But I love your laughter, it's infectious.
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Stop tickling me.
I loved your laughter, but . . .
We need to get naked.
Squeeze me in
The dark arts are just too much bloody work.I have to leave for my Satanic Bible study group. . . .
Reading instruction manuals is too much bloody work.
Seriously, I've worn out all my useful bits.
Well, at least you can still find your way onto a website and pester people.
I can still yell at those damn kinky gits on my lawn!
I know what you've been up to!
What? Does my slip show? Am I walking funny?
You might need some more practice in stilts before the cotillion.
The appeal of wearing heels is comprehensible.
I agree. I am not a masochist.
Don't crush that dwarf; hand me the pliers.Point your knobby ears at women and listen to what they say about shoes and dwarves.
Don't crush that dwarf; hand me a regimen of atypical antipsychotics, as prescribed by a qualified practitioner after an initial diagnosis.
Just give it a little tug.
Instead of a tug, how about I put it in this croissant and have us a cannibalistic feast.
I must at least insist you enjoy a better quality of narcotics.
What did the bruises look like under ultraviolet light?I said, "That's just about tight enough," but he pulled it another notch.
What did the cruise look like under the moonIight?
It was anonymous. And weird. And smelled unpleasant.
Yeah, I don't know how Edward Gorey came up with those pictures either.
Here, boy! Shiny ball! Google, google, fetch!
Yes they are intriguing. But I kinda lost my stoner haze in the process.