Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
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- Nov 8, 2010
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You mean, like water pipes? I hear them knocking now.
No, wait, that's the neighbor's headboard.
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You mean, like water pipes? I hear them knocking now.
And just what were you doing in the neighbor's bedroom, hmmm?No, wait, that was the neighbor's headboard.
And just where were you hiding in the neighbor's bedroom, hmmm?
We just don't talk enough about pussy tatts.
Nope
That I can't understand. Artichoke flavored gum?
It's gotta be better than this banging.
Guess I got the windows too clean again. Did it knock itself out?It's just a bird.
Guess I forgot to clean the windows again. Who wants to see out anyways?
What? Fine, I'll put on my plaid underwear, honey.
I'm licking my lips! Dinner was so rich!
O man! Picturing this made me wet my, eh . . . plants, yeah, plants.
I get freaky with clowns.
I've fantasized about being with a Cirque du Soleil performer.
There's this one in particular who I'd do on a dare because she is really flexible ....
I really admire persuasive speakers - they get me every time!
You mean, like Batman and Robin?
Whatever makes you horny. But don’t expect me to streetwalk with you, wearing only some crepe.
Why not? Because I think you'd attract a lot of police officers!
I was up to somethin' nekkid a minute ago.
There's really no more interesting story than boy meets girl.
Isn't that what most Hollywood scripts boil down to? That or boy meets boy or girl meets girl. Or boy meets girl meets boy. Or . . .
Well, yeah. Unless there are liens involved.
Yep. Be careful of those clamping lips.
Mummy! I'm having my woman-seam lapped!