Dumb husbands?

parodyluvr75 · Sep 17, 2015

I don't want one. They don't do a thing for me. Do you want one? What turns you on about them? What would you do to get one? If you had one would you gleefully lose them in a freak chainsaw accident?

VaticanAssassin · Sep 17, 2015

yet another vanity thread.........

Noor · Sep 17, 2015

See my new keeper thread

suckonsimon · Sep 17, 2015

In the UK now I could have a husband - dumb or otherwise - but I stick with having a wife - not dumb, she talks no end.

thør · Sep 17, 2015

parodyluvr75 said:
I don't want one. They don't do a thing for me. Do you want one? What turns you on about them? What would you do to get one? If you had one would you gleefully lose them in a freak chainsaw accident?

The first rule of revenge is to never talk about revenge, chainsaw accidents, etc.

parodyluvr75 · Sep 17, 2015

VaticanAssassin said:
yet another vanity thread.........

I often fantasize about you being my husband and what power tools I could get you for christmas. :rose:

Noor said:
See my new keeper thread

Yes, ma'am.

suckonsimon said:
In the UK now I could have a husband - dumb or otherwise - but I stick with having a wife - not dumb, she talks no end.

parodyluvr75 · Sep 17, 2015

thør said:
The first rule of revenge is to never talk about revenge, chainsaw accidents, etc.

I see. It's like fight club or Las Vegas.

4est_4est_Gump · Sep 17, 2015

I resemble that title.

Every time I try to edjumacate myself on the proclivities of my women-folk, all I get is a short, sharp kick to the 'nads...

4est_4est_Gump · Sep 17, 2015

Noor said:
See my new keeper thread

I read the OP and I thought, only Byron could fit into that mold and quite by accident...

Noor · Sep 17, 2015

4est_4est_Gump said:
I read the OP and I thought, only Byron could fit into that mold and quite by accident...

Which OP? This thread or my thread?

4est_4est_Gump · Sep 17, 2015

Noor said:
Which OP? This thread or my thread?

Yours.

Two quirky minds. It could be a sitcom.

oggbashan · Sep 17, 2015

My father wasn't dumb. He was deaf.

When my mother wanted to attract his attention at a social gathering, she kicked his shin so he would look at her and lip read. His shins were frequently bruised.

I'm getting deaf too. But my wife pokes me in the ribs. Ow!

parodyluvr75 · Sep 18, 2015

4est_4est_Gump said:
I resemble that title.

Every time I try to edjumacate myself on the proclivities of my women-folk, all I get is a short, sharp kick to the 'nads...

Wear padding and move faster.

oggbashan said:
My father wasn't dumb. He was deaf.

When my mother wanted to attract his attention at a social gathering, she kicked his shin so he would look at her and lip read. His shins were frequently bruised.

I'm getting deaf too. But my wife pokes me in the ribs. Ow!

You need an ear horn, your poor ribs.

VaticanAssassin · Sep 18, 2015

parodyluvr75 said:
I often fantasize about you being my husband and what power tools I could get you for christmas.

Yes, ma'am.

If you love me set me free.....

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bird-released-into-wild-flies-directly-into-glass-wall-1731687822

oggbashan · Sep 18, 2015

parodyluvr75 said:
You need an ear horn, your poor ribs.

I have a pair of expensive, but free to me, National Health Service hearing aids.

They make a crowded room much louder but don't help distinguish individual voices from the background noise. Worst is a restaurant with piped 'music'. I can't hear anybody because their voices are lost in the ambient noise.

I'm trying to decide whether to go to our Pensioners' Christmas Dinner. The food is good value but they have someone playing carols on a electronic organ. I might wear ear plugs and ignore everyone!

4est_4est_Gump · Sep 18, 2015

I'm one.

And I'm a damned good one. I never miss a minute of work.

parodyluvr75 · Sep 18, 2015

oggbashan said:
I have a pair of expensive, but free to me, National Health Service hearing aids.

They make a crowded room much louder but don't help distinguish individual voices from the background noise. Worst is a restaurant with piped 'music'. I can't hear anybody because their voices are lost in the ambient noise.

I'm trying to decide whether to go to our Pensioners' Christmas Dinner. The food is good value but they have someone playing carols on a electronic organ. I might wear ear plugs and ignore everyone!

Just turn off your hearing aids. I've got great hearing but ignore people quite effectively. You just smile and nod when they talk to you.

parodyluvr75 · Sep 18, 2015

VaticanAssassin said:
If you love me set me free.....

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bird-released-into-wild-flies-directly-into-glass-wall-1731687822

So you can run into a glass wall?

You're kinky and strange.

Dumb husbands?

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