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preacherswife69 said:
*Refills my drink with Red's ST VIEW, stumbles slightly, but does not spill the drink*

"This is some good stuff, Red!!"

*Begins singing while dancing and continuing to drink.*
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I'm about to mix up a third and I can still walk, so this is a great sign. :D

(and I can still type, another good sign)
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm grinning and thinking that is one loaded statement.
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Hmmmm, almost like I meant it that way. I'm some sort of wordsmith, huh?

preacherswife69 said:
*Begins singing while dancing and continuing to drink.*
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*sings along while staring at your bewbies!*

RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm about to mix up a third and I can still walk, so this is a great sign. :D
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If I still had my handlebar mustache, I'd be twisting it evilly and trying to figure out how to get all the wimmens drunker quicker.
 
Chaingun said:
Hmmmm, almost like I meant it that way. I'm some sort of wordsmith, huh?

*sings along while staring at your bewbies!*

If I still had my handlebar mustache, I'd be twisting it evilly and trying to figure out how to get all the wimmens drunker quicker.
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Yes, you are. I'm quite impressed.

I'm sure if you work hard enough you can manage without the handlebar mustache.
 
Just dropping by and bringing something to quench your thirst & energize everybody ;)

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RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm sure if you work hard enough you can manage without the handlebar mustache.
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Well, twisting my upper lip seems like people would look at me funny.

goodgurlgetsbad said:
Just dropping by and bringing something to quench your thirst & energize everybody ;)
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*Waits for you to set down the tray of drinks and drags you out onto the dance floor with us.*

preacherswife69 said:
"Dance with me?"
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I must really be bad at it, cause I thought I was dancing.
 
Drinks? Did I see drinks? Is this clothing optional?? I am SOOO in!
 
Clothes are always optional during the Nightly Naked Dance Party.

It's you, me, and zombie-free!

(Hey, I just made that up!)
 
*BANGS ON BUNKER DOOR*

Dave! I saw what you did to my front lawn!!!
 
*Grabs one of my new bows, intending to use this time to try it out.*

*Finishes my drink and the refill by the time I reach the roof.*

*Begins using zombies as target practice and stress relief*
 
preacherswife69 said:
*Grabs one of my new bows, intending to use this time to try it out.*

*Finishes my drink and the refill by the time I reach the roof.*

*Begins using zombies as target practice and stress relief*
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*follows PDubya up the stairs to see if she'll help me refine my bow shooting skills*
 
HesterPrynne said:
*BANGS ON BUNKER DOOR*

Dave! I saw what you did to my front lawn!!!
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Yup. But I'm coming by with the tractor tomorrow and I'll smooth it out and plant a lovely flower garden.

preacherswife69 said:
*Grabs one of my new bows, intending to use this time to try it out.*

*Finishes my drink and the refill by the time I reach the roof.*

*Begins using zombies as target practice and stress relief*
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Stress? About what? Ruh-roh.

Hey, don't hit Hester while she's out there banging on the front door.
 
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