BeowulfAgate
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Yes
HYE faked it during phone sex?
yes (for the most I'd rather give than receive....)
HYE taped a phone call?
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Yes
HYE faked it during phone sex?
yes (for the most I'd rather give than receive....)
HYE taped a phone call?
No
HYE had your voice played back and hated how you sound
always... I wonder how others tolerate it....
HYE heard another's voice and 'melted'?
OMG it's incredible what a voice can do
HYE heard a voice,painted a picture, and been way off the mark when you met?
Nope.yes.... but more so pleasantly surprised........
HYE been massaged... and fallen asleep?
Nope.
HYE gotten a professional massage and gotten more aroused than you should have?
no
HYE been come on to by a relative?
Thank goodness, no! My family... *shudders*no
HYE been come on to by a relative?
Thank goodness, no! My family... *shudders*
HYE hit on a teacher/professor?
Not really. I don't really have an age-ceiling per se. I've certainly never been hit on by anyone over 60, but it wouldn't really bother me if I was.Avery distant cousin and I found it very unnerving
HYE been come on to by someone way too young or old by your standards
Nope, thank goodness!student (not an easy situation)
HYE sent a sexy text/sms to the wrong number?
HYE received a random naughty text from someone you didn't know?
Nope.someone I do know... they sent it to the wrong number... called me half a minute later to apologize
HYE received a text, and recognized it as one you've sent?
Nope.
HYE received a nasty PM on Lit- and not nasty in any enjoyable way?
Yeah, but fingers are good too.
HYE hated a funny show for making you crack up in the middle of sex?
No, I don't watch huge amounts of tv
HYE laughed so hard you've ended up getting hiccups?
Oh yeah, hate that. But it's always something very funny, so I suppose there's a tradeoff.
HYE had hiccups for what seems hours?
Yes, pesky blighters
HYE got the name of your date wrong?
Not on the date itself. Once when I was dating several women I answered the phone and called one by the wrong name. They both had similar voices.
Ah...memories...that went over real well. Went from dating 3 to 2.
HYE tried several methods to get rid of hiccups? If so, which one(s) worked?
I have tried a few...........always find mine seem better if I put my head between my knees, or someone elses Seriously though tipping upside down seems to help.
HYE found shapes in the clouds? If so what was the last thing you saw?
*spits water* Someone else's head might get hurt if I hiccuped - or I might.
Yes - mashed potatoes. I was hungry.
HYE been lost, but found your way by accident?
Yes. Especially recently *wonders if life comes with SatNav*
HYE been bitten rather too hard during a sexual encounter?
Thankfully no.
HYE bitten too hard during a sexual encounter?
Nobody has ever screamed so, so I don't think so.
HYE considered 'age play'?