Ah, yes,an Englishman's first true passion is his garden
exactly....I like Ivy up against a wall and Primrose in the shrubbery....
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exactly....I like Ivy up against a wall and Primrose in the shrubbery....
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When scrutinising the above self portrait, what behaviour is one compelled to solicit in?
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Surely you are of the knowledge that Penny Dreadfuls are horrific rather than salacious?
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And at least one rose in a bed...exactly....I like Ivy up against a wall and Primrose in the shrubbery....
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But be sure to have the thorns removed else love lies bleeding
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OK it's off-thread ... but I just can't seem to get past Numi with two gentlemen above her ...
OK it's off-thread ... but I just can't seem to get past Numi with two gentlemen above her ...
you and me both!
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Does one pine for a fellow follower ?
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Very elegant. *nods approval*
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I just wanted to peek in and say, I love reading this thread.
Penuche
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I say, steady on; one is almost embarrassed by your fulsome applause.I just wanted to peek in and say, I love reading this thread.
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Surely you mean "Have the maid clean one's room"?
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exactly....I like Ivy up against a wall and Primrose in the shrubbery....
I seem to recall your bragging that you had a Daisy in the Tradesmen's entrance ?
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Not to mention Lavender in the knotbed, and an openhearted Lettuce with the undergardener...
Not to mention Lavender in the knotbed, and an openhearted Lettuce with the undergardener...
Wanna see me harden off and prick out???
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Wanna see me harden off and prick out???
Careful, you'll have her bush all a-quiver....
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Careful, you'll have her bush all a-quiver....
I have it on good authority that the esteemed gentleman is a keen topiarist...
Penuche
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Too late, but this is hardly a fit subject for discussing at teatime...Careful, you'll have her bush all a-quiver....
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Write one's own sonnet, one line at a time.
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I just wanted to peek in and say, I love reading this thread.
Here here!!!
Standing ovation from the peanut gallery!
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unsubstantiated claims regarding the proportionality of male genitalia during periods of arousal
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Are you talking imperial measurements, sir, or those wretched new measurements being espoused by those Frenchies across the Channel?
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Well I'm left wondering. Perhaps the fact of the matter is that what we know as one inch has come to mean two thirds of an inch the other side of the Atlantic. That would explain some of the posts I have read on the thread I was re-naming.
