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sweetsubsarahh said:
Damn. What a marvelous feeling it is to have unbridled sex, anytime, anywhere, without worry.

:)
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We're looking forward to it :D

That and it means she's off birth control once all the swimmers have left the pool, which is nice....the stuff she's on is really effective, but about one out of every 6 days or so she turns into an raving psychotic bitch.

But I love her and that's all that counts.

Well, that and our insurance now considers getting snipped a form of birth control, so it cost us a 20 dollar office co-pay :D
 
Bran_Hopewell said:
We're looking forward to it :D

That and it means she's off birth control once all the swimmers have left the pool, which is nice....the stuff she's on is really effective, but about one out of every 6 days or so she turns into an raving psychotic bitch.

But I love her and that's all that counts.

Well, that and our insurance now considers getting snipped a form of birth control, so it cost us a 20 dollar office co-pay :D
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And they should consider it birth control.

Cheaper than being on the pill and much safer for her.

Have fun!

:D
 
birth control pills can suppress the libido, too. As I am now finding out as the effects of it wear off! <bounces off walls>
 
Vermilion said:
<fixes a blank, expectant look on Bran>

pull. out. ?
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Yes. Pulling out...it's a little known practice, perhaps only over here in the states, where instead of directly injecting the baby batter, you pull out before climaxing and either frost the beaver, paint the stomach, shoot for the nipples, give a pearl necklace, or give the girl a nice man-juice facial.

If the girl prefers to swallow, then there is a chance that her mouth can also serve as an acceptable target for the impending eruption.
 
Baby batter should never be used as a descriptor on a porn writing site.

Never.

Never ever.

(Where's that bleach?) ;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
My husband was in pain for about a day - after that things returned to normal fairly quickly he said, except for the "free balling" feeling that really was, free balling.

We had fun before the procedure, ensuring that the lines were "clear" and also after, making certain there were enough sessions before he took that sample in to be checked as "swimmer free".

Damn. What a marvelous feeling it is to have unbridled sex, anytime, anywhere, without worry.
:)
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Reason #3,428,602 for being a lesbian!​
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
What happened? What did you do?

:confused:
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Monday I gave blood and got the world's worst phlebotomist. She had my arm rotated a good 45 degrees when she stuck me so as I tried to relax, it rolled back and cut off the flow. She missed the vein twice, and kept moving and adjusting it. After an hour of it all, I finally gave enough to fill the bag but my fingers were tingling, and my forearm was numb. Then she asked if she could stick the right arm to fill the tubes for testing.

:(

I like giving blood and all but damn this one hurt bad.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Monday I gave blood and got the world's worst phlebotomist. She had my arm rotated a good 45 degrees when she stuck me so as I tried to relax, it rolled back and cut off the flow. She missed the vein twice, and kept moving and adjusting it. After an hour of it all, I finally gave enough to fill the bag but my fingers were tingling, and my forearm was numb. Then she asked if she could stick the right arm to fill the tubes for testing.

:(

I like giving blood and all but damn this one hurt bad.
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I have no patience for unskilled techs.

I'm sorry. Hope it feels better soon.

:rose:
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Just out of curiosity, as I sit and enumerate at least a good dozen myself, whats number 1? Whats that "well duh" rationale, besides our use of the term "baby batter"?
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I have a few ideas...

The fact that the phallic object sliding in and out of her is not attached me a man?

The fact that women are hotter than men?

The fact that women know where everything is and don't need a map AND sat nav to get there...?

among others :D

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Reader beware that the views expressed above are those of a lesbian, and in no way reflect the general opinion of all women :)


:D
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
Monday I gave blood and got the world's worst phlebotomist. She had my arm rotated a good 45 degrees when she stuck me so as I tried to relax, it rolled back and cut off the flow. She missed the vein twice, and kept moving and adjusting it. After an hour of it all, I finally gave enough to fill the bag but my fingers were tingling, and my forearm was numb. Then she asked if she could stick the right arm to fill the tubes for testing.

:(

I like giving blood and all but damn this one hurt bad.
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ow :( sorry sweetie :kiss:'s it better.

My mum has tinsy veins, and when she went for a routine bloody test she had a fat purple/ yellow bruise on her forarm, and then the person tried to get blood somewhere else, either the inside of her wrist or the back of her hand, i cant remember, and again more bruises :( she needs special needles...

Hope it heals soon :kiss:
 
"baby batter"? :eek:

blech. That, and Liar's cookbook, are enough to turn my stomach this morning, thankyouverymuch.
 
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