kurrginatorX
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Only my hairdresser knows for sure. "Oh, Faaaaaaaaaabian!!!!!"
TNP prefers Bleu Cheese over Ranch
lol @ Well beyond that, sweetie!!
This, again
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Only my hairdresser knows for sure. "Oh, Faaaaaaaaaabian!!!!!"
TNP prefers Bleu Cheese over Ranch
lol @ Well beyond that, sweetie!!
This, again
True.
TNP is truly concerned about people who can't or won't follow the simple rules of this thread
True.
TNP is truly concerned about people who can't or won't follow the simple rules of this thread
Kinda of true. Lol
TNP could eat pizza for breakfast.
True.
TNP would rather hit the snooze button twice than get out of bed.
I'm practically an insomniac, so false.
TNP loves breasts of all sizes.
False.
TNP likes big sensitive nipples on a woman
True, especially if she cums while sucking them.
TNP likes a hard shaved cock on a guy
male here, false, wife on the other hand says hell yes. If you trim all the saplings away from the tree, the tree looks bigger.
TNP double dips the chip.
True
TNP has made a mold of his / her cock / vagina
False
TNP has squirted whipping cream on another's pussy or cock and licked it off.
True
TNP has envies the sexual organs of someone of the same sex
True.
TNP would willingly allow him-/herself to be seduced.
True.
TNP has been tied, blindfolded, and gagged while naked
True
Orgasm in your sleep
True
TNP has walked like an Egyptian.
Unfortunately this is true. Lol
TNP has been to Fenway Pah'k... (somebody will catch what I tried doing there lol)
Did you have sassages and caffee?
False
TNP has been to Turner Field
False(Fenway yes!)
TNP has been to Progressive Field in Cleveland
False. TNP has been to Angel Stadium
False.
TNP had sex at a major league stadium.
False
TNP had pulled a left cheek sneak and blamed it on someone else.
False
TNP lost a condom inside another person
False
TNP wants his sissy ass dominated