Do You Masturbate at Work?

GiggLeGasm · Oct 23, 2015

oh sure.. all nurses do it. In fact, that's why we're never on time with your pain medication. the next time your nurse takes more than 10 minutes to answer your call light, as her if you can smell her fingers. If they smell like soap or foam hand sanitizer, you'll know she's been touching herself.

mvball69 · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Me, neither.

Think about all of those women with men-in-uniform fetishes... if they only knew!

And that's why I couldn't work from home on a regular basis. I'd never get any work done!

The thought is exciting though, as I wouldn't mind getting caught by a ceratin someone at work

Suz_anne · Oct 23, 2015

GiggLeGasm said:
oh sure.. all nurses do it. In fact, that's why we're never on time with your pain medication. the next time your nurse takes more than 10 minutes to answer your call light, as her if you can smell her fingers. If they smell like soap or foam hand sanitizer, you'll know she's been touching herself.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you just made 98% of the men on Lit spontaneously ejaculate in their pants. Well done, you.

Trekka · Oct 23, 2015

texas cop said:
Ive got the cuffs!!!

Holy shit, he's into it!

Suz_anne said:
Think about all of those women with men-in-uniform fetishes... if they only knew!

*nods head vehemently in the affirmative

GiggLeGasm said:
oh sure.. all nurses do it. In fact, that's why we're never on time with your pain medication. the next time your nurse takes more than 10 minutes to answer your call light, as her if you can smell her fingers. If they smell like soap or foam hand sanitizer, you'll know she's been touching herself.

oh this explains everything! nurses! i love you all! funniest people on earth. naughty, too.

Suz_anne · Oct 23, 2015

Trekka said:
Holy shit, he's into it!

*nods head vehemently in the affirmative

oh this explains everything! nurses! i love you all! funniest people on earth. naughty, too.

Cops are kinky.

Corbal · Oct 23, 2015

Haha. Talk about lack of self control.

bigwoody8 · Oct 23, 2015

I have in the past. But I don't do it these days

Thought about it today actually, but no.

Corbal · Oct 23, 2015

bigwoody8 said:
I have in the past. But I don't do it these days

Thought about it today actually, but no.

Well, since your dick is abnormally large, I'm sure you have to tug more often than the regular little weenies in the office.

bigwoody8 · Oct 23, 2015

Corbal said:
Well, since your dick is abnormally large, I'm sure you have to tug more often than the regular little weenies in the office.

I can't speak for the little weenies, but I definitely do a lot of tugging

Suz_anne · Oct 23, 2015

Little weenies want a lot of tugging, too. Sadly, I dated a couple.

Corbal · Oct 23, 2015

bigwoody8 said:
I can't speak for the little weenies, but I definitely do a lot of tugging

Suz_anne said:
Little weenies want a lot of tugging, too. Sadly, I dated a couple.

Haha. I'm so easily amused this evening.

troubledone · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Little weenies want a lot of tugging, too. Sadly, I dated a couple.

NorthRockJohnson · Oct 23, 2015

GiggLeGasm said:
oh sure.. all nurses do it. In fact, that's why we're never on time with your pain medication. the next time your nurse takes more than 10 minutes to answer your call light, as her if you can smell her fingers. If they smell like soap or foam hand sanitizer, you'll know she's been touching herself.

I'd be more disappointed if this WASN'T the case, honestly.

bigwoody8 · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Little weenies want a lot of tugging, too. Sadly, I dated a couple.

Corbal said:
Haha. I'm so easily amused this evening.

Getting a boner at work is strangely fun. I mean... I keep it under my desk, but still

NorthRockJohnson · Oct 23, 2015

Do I 'bate at work? Good Lord yes. I can't work a fryolator with pussy on the brain.

Suz_anne · Oct 23, 2015

bigwoody8 said:
Getting a boner at work is strangely fun. I mean... I keep it under my desk, but still

Well, that's because you are clearly a classy guy.

NorthRockJohnson said:
Do I 'bate at work? Good Lord yes. I can't work a fryolator with pussy on the brain.

That seems so dangerous... you're such a bad boy. :catroar:

NorthRockJohnson · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Well, that's because you are clearly a classy guy.

That seems so dangerous... you're such a bad boy.

Ha! Nah, I'm just playing. I work IT.

troubledone · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Well, that's because you are clearly a classy guy.

That seems so dangerous... you're such a bad boy.

I clean the undersides of my desk on days else my work trousers tend to get soiled near the knees

Suz_anne · Oct 23, 2015

NorthRockJohnson said:
Ha! Nah, I'm just playing. I work IT.

I kinda figured you were kidding about the fryolator.

So you know how to watch porn on the network without getting caught... nice!

bigwoody8 · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
Well, that's because you are clearly a classy guy.

Maybe

But I'm pretty sure someone would tell me to go home if I was walking around with a hard on. It would be hard to miss

aussiegeekygal · Oct 23, 2015

Suz_anne said:
I kinda figured you were kidding about the fryolator.

So you know how to watch porn on the network without getting caught... nice!

I wish more people knew how to do this.
I hate having those talks with staff.

sks43 · Oct 23, 2015

No, but I sure do finger that 10 key like nobody's business... with people around

... sometimes they even watch me while I do!

ElijaRDC · Oct 23, 2015

Sometimes, I masturbate for work.

texasm31 · Oct 23, 2015

Yes, just about everyday and sometimes 2 or 3 times. I almost always go to the rest room, but have at my desk occasionally.

Davapo2458 · Oct 23, 2015

I have but it's been awhile. I'm a sales manager. While a representative there was a girl I would have phone sex with frequently. One particular day she was texting me and got me hot and bothered during her lunch hour. She texted me a few pics and I was sprung. I wear a suite so it was very noticeable. As soon as I could...I got to my car and called her. I have Sync in my car. That's Bluetooth just in case you don't know what that is. Hands free, we got each other off with some erotic phone sex.

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