Are you offering fledgling OWLS?
Yes, buy two get one free all month.
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Are you offering fledgling OWLS?
Yes, blow two; get a full mouth.
If this is what you're looking for, go ahead and pay up.
Contrary to what you may have heard, I will NOT do anything for money. However, I do offer a menu for the things that I will do for love.
I knew you were a romantic, dear.
People expect me to be an unrepentent snitch all the time, but it's just takes in too much crime. lol
I knew you did kiss and tell, but now it's Abbott and Costello?
Being the only woman in all of Las Vegas who does Abbott and Costello impersonators is humiliating beyond belief, but, hey it's a living.
I would go down on Elvis impersonators to make it more lucrative.
For a smart guy, you clearly don't understand the ergonomics of supple and depraved do you?
Okay, but I am registered at UNLV for a course in the hysterics of flexible kinks.
Do skinks really need flocks?
Actually, I don't think any lizards can be seen in a frock.
When people dress their "pets" in terribly girly outfits, it makes me feel sorry for them, both the "pets" and the people.
Me myself, I'm not too interested in silicone valleys.
Hey now, beasts are beasts, whether they're sympathetic or nasty.
That's rather premed of you, dear.
I considered having my bust done, but the plaster sculptor I went to got cold feet, so I sought a nice, used whore instead.
Hands off! And no, that's not me, but that's my honey who's happy to feel you...
Ejacs! Your wife seems to have my love to wear.
That's not my life.
Yeah, this is where I keep my secrets and stash my issues.
Lit for men is a great outer but you should find a safer place to come out IRL or else your mental health may suffer.
Don't be afraid. We're all parthenogenetic here.
I honestly thought you were a wombat...