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Karhu-er
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I'm a doctor so come in here for help
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jomar
chillin
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Thank you! Healthcare rocks!
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Karhu-er
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I'm not a doctor, but I play one on the internet.
Miasorrow
Mon Roi
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Karhu-er
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I want the real thing.
I'm often addressed as "doctor", but I've got no PhD.
girlsmiley
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Dr Liz. I'm not familiar with a Dr Liz, but yes. I am better looking and sexier.
Miasorrow
Mon Roi
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If you have "the knowledge" no PhD is needed..
girlsmiley
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You forgot beautiful hair and long legs.
Hi.
Dr Smiley at your cervix.
Service.
My apologies, I have tongue fatigue. Sometimes my brain sends signals to other parts of my body which is what allows my fingers type the words exactly.
rocket_surgery
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I keep having this pain shoot down my arm and a strange pressure in my chest. Probably nothing but any thoughts, doc?
GeorgeWallace
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girlsmiley
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Do you ever get a shooting pain in your arm like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?
No?
How about now?
Now?
How about now?
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Karhu-er
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Only about certain things...
Have never seen you but I'd pay good money to see you two wrestle.
The winner would be....
All of us!
She is freaking hot GS!
Fata Morgana
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Changed my av for you mate. I know how much you love this film. 
Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
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Changed my av for you mate. I know how much you love this film.
I dont feel like you show enough nob.
girlsmiley
catastrophe
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Changed my av for you mate. I know how much you love this film.
Fucken iggy for you
Fata Morgana
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And just to wind you up even more, I went looking at new wallpaper in my lunch break.
LIVINRFANTASIES
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cleaver
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Changed my av for you mate. I know how much you love this film.
that is perhaps
one of the most disturbingly humorous images
i have yet seen here...
well done.
i mean..... wtf?
Miles Long
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Changed my av for you mate. I know how much you love this film.
Is that deleted footage from the original version of "A Spoonful of Sugar"?
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My cunt is broken again. I need some help, doctor.
EternalFantasies
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Sadly, neither. It's just broken.
girlsmiley
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Ok sweetie let's have a look.
*magnifying goggles*
Normally, I would prescibe windex twice a day for 5 days, but I see it's quite serious. Ok. *feather duster*
It's quite cobwebby. I can see that there hasn't been much happening down there in terms of...well, anything.
When was the last time you used it?
