Roxanne Appleby
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heehee....me too
which one's last?
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which one's last?
Trinique_Fire
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Fallenfromgrace
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This re-sung, remixed version of such a sad song, is AMAZING. Just...WOW.
WHen you first sent it, i kind of wish you hadnt because it was making me teary because...well you know why.
But i'm glad you did, because a) it sounds amazing b) it doesnt hurt to be reminded that it's hard work.
WHen you first sent it, i kind of wish you hadnt because it was making me teary because...well you know why.
But i'm glad you did, because a) it sounds amazing b) it doesnt hurt to be reminded that it's hard work.
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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I can't believe my tongue still hurts from that coffee/chocolate I had last night. 
Fallenfromgrace
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I moved into this room months ago...and i'm still not used to every little noise i can hear coming from the street below. Every car driving past, every car door shutting, every front door or porch door opening or closing, every bird making noise as it flies past...they all make me look out the window...!
ARRRGH!!
Most distracting when trying to write an essay
My old bedroom was the back bedroom and it was quuuuiiiiiiet back there...and my desk wasnt right by the window either...
ARRRGH!!
Most distracting when trying to write an essay
My old bedroom was the back bedroom and it was quuuuiiiiiiet back there...and my desk wasnt right by the window either...
carsonshepherd
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If you wanna play, you gotta pay. *props open bleary eyes*
sophia jane
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Oh god. Must wake up.
ABSTRUSE
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TheeGoatPig
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$1,400 for car repairs? I just spent $1,200 getting the damn thing fixed up and now it is going to cost me another $1,400? Fuck you!
But I need my car, so I guess I'm the one getting fucked here.
But I need my car, so I guess I'm the one getting fucked here.
ABSTRUSE
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$1,400 for car repairs? I just spent $1,200 getting the damn thing fixed up and now it is going to cost me another $1,400? Fuck you!
But I need my car, so I guess I'm the one getting fucked here.
I can top that, mine estimate is now up to around $3,000.
carsonshepherd
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my eyes burrrrrrrn. make it stop!
ABSTRUSE
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Fallenfromgrace
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*snicker*
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!
Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!
========================================
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!
sophia jane
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Fucking research.
(I wish I were doing the good kind of fucking research.)
(I wish I were doing the good kind of fucking research.)
TheeGoatPig
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My Firebird has been in five accidents. I was only in the car for one of them, when some jackass rear ended me at a stop sign that he thought I should have blasted through because everyone else does.
Why is my empty car so prone to being hit?
Why is my empty car so prone to being hit?
Fallenfromgrace
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*raises hand* i agree...
ABSTRUSE
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I had to rush off to court today, unexpectedly.
The guy who hit me and took off tried to say I told him to leave.
Now he has to pay restitution for damages....probably as well as all the other costs for leaving the scene of an accident and not having a license.
I just want my car back.
What a waste of time.
The guy who hit me and took off tried to say I told him to leave.
Now he has to pay restitution for damages....probably as well as all the other costs for leaving the scene of an accident and not having a license.
I just want my car back.
What a waste of time.
rgraham666
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Well young lady. You're cute, but waaaay too young for me. And I quite dislike textspeak.
So no, I won't IM with you.
So no, I won't IM with you.
TxRad
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