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CockyBitch said:

Thank you for all the guys (only guys I'm afraid) who entered the voice competition. Enjoyed listening to them... mostly... Actually I did genuinely enjoy hearing how the same words sounded and implied and felt different when read in different voices.

Some sounded a little 'listen with mother', others made me laugh at inappropriate moments.... None were perfect...

There is a winner however, awarded despite the typo in his name. So step forward: lovetporoleplay!!!

The prize is to put words into my mouth. Write me a script, about the same length as the one I posted, and I'll record myself reading it. (Unless I hate it, in which case I wont.)

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lovetporoleplay said:

Wow!!! I never won anything before!! But you're correct. Mine was far from perfect. And although I do love hearing your voice, I'd be crazy to ask a "cockybitch" to do or read anything I'd say. I didn't realize it was a competition nor did I know a prize was being awarded. Thank you. I do appreciate you picking mine as the winner. Maybe that'll earn me some bonus points for phone sex solicits. No. I doubt it too. But maybe???

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MrMikelobe1952 said:

I doubt you will win points by chickening out on writing something for her to read.

Just saying.

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lovetporoleplay said:

Wow!!! I never won anything before!! But you're correct. Mine was far from perfect. And although I do love hearing your voice, I'd be crazy to ask a "cockybitch" to do or read anything I'd say. I didn't realize it was a competition nor did I know a prize was being awarded. Thank you. I do appreciate you picking mine as the winner. Maybe that'll earn me some bonus points for phone sex solicits. No. I doubt it too. But maybe???

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coachdb18 said:

I agree with that assessment, but


Should have just avoided saying hello in the first place! Bye

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CockyBitch said:

I'd say his use of garishly mangled is more than a little disturbingly creepy. He's an ass who doesn't realise his own cock looks nothing more or less like a poorly formed undercooked lump of low grade sausage meat.

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LWulf said:

guys, two words; chill out. So she isnt what you'd thought she'd be. that isn't her fault, so cut her some slack. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said you must participate in this thread. So if you're getting all bent out of shape because YOU have expended effort in the hope you'd get lucky, and struck out, then just mosey along and look for the next conquest.
Griping rarely gains any ground in any venture.

Just saying...

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LWulf said:

I still think this thread is a line from the Stones...

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LWulf said:

but how can a vienna sausage also be an ass? Isn't this a mixed metaphor?

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CockyBitch said:

I said HE was an ASS.

And his COCK was an undercooked SAUSAGE.

Nothing mixed in my metaphors mister!

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CockyBitch said:

Well boy and girls... I love the sound of voices and thought you might like to hear mine. But as I'm a demanding bitch I thought I'd make it into a game.

I've written a nice playful script that could be read by a woman about a man, a man about a woman, a man about a man, a woman about a woman. I've recorded myself reading it and I would like you to do the same send me your recording as a PM.

The person whose recording I like best gets to write a script for me to recording myself reading....

The Script
You walk into the room and find me already naked, sitting calmly in a chair by an open window. I enjoy the expression of your face, shock, pleasure, sheer erotic delight. You move towards me but I gesture for you to stop, ‘Undress please,’ I say.
I watch as you strip out of your clothes, slowly, teasingly, enjoying my gaze. My eyes hungrily devouring each bit of newly exposed flesh until at last you are naked.
I stand and step towards you, wrapping my body around yours, my soft flesh against your perfectly smooth warm skin. My hands grasp your buttocks and my lips seek out your lips. We kiss: hard and long and passionately.


My Recording of the Text
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nJmlUjy10H

[tried this game in playground and it didn't take off, maybe more takers here]

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Peppadance said:

Wonderful game. I enjoyed listening to your voice.

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RickDeckardtw0 said:

that was hot .. nice work

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CockyBitch said:

Of course... and the lyrics are appropriate:


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

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MattWolf said:

I just listened to the recording Scarlett. Twice. Fuck that made my cock seep precum instantly... So hot I think you've melted me.

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CockyBitch said:

I melted you! Mmm that tends to happen, men turn into puddles of cum, sweat and desire around me.

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CockyBitch said:

I melted you! Mmm that tends to happen, men turn into puddles of cum, sweat and desire around me.

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MattWolf said:

Fuck... Lick me up.

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CockyBitch said:

What, not even a 'please'! And I thought English folks were polite.

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rod43 said:

I think it's our job to lick you up, CB?
Always the polite Australian....

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