UnderYourSpell
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NJ Turn your damn PMs back on before I fly over there and clout you one !
A new Same Title Challenge
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unpredictablebijou
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My single statement of self-defense will be in the Bistro where it belongs. Let's get this thread back on track, please.
bj
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the Snood
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Amazing; a perfectly crafted image.
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UnderYourSpell
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Pleaseeeeeeeee Julie turn your Pm on
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sassynyc
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Erratica
“Fucked up is, as fucked up does”
is my mantra, the holy grail, you see.
Common folk, with common problems
are special, in their functional way
But where would I be, without
train wrecks in perpetuity?
Give me a spitfire, one drink away
from Andy Dick, high on Courtney Love
Spin that equation, with a night gone wrong
I can see the fallout, clear as day
Thunderbird swigged from a brown bag
A diaphragm nicked, by drunken claws
In nine months, and five years, or so
“Oops” will join her on the couch.
Summer homes and educations
don’t pay for themselves, you know.
“Fucked up is, as fucked up does”
is my mantra, the holy grail, you see.
Common folk, with common problems
are special, in their functional way
But where would I be, without
train wrecks in perpetuity?
Give me a spitfire, one drink away
from Andy Dick, high on Courtney Love
Spin that equation, with a night gone wrong
I can see the fallout, clear as day
Thunderbird swigged from a brown bag
A diaphragm nicked, by drunken claws
In nine months, and five years, or so
“Oops” will join her on the couch.
Summer homes and educations
don’t pay for themselves, you know.
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the Snood
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What the?!?
To me, this hardly seems cause for turning the place into the Somme, but maybe I'm just a moron.
Snood
To me, this hardly seems cause for turning the place into the Somme, but maybe I'm just a moron.
Snood
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clock1
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THIS is wonderful. Well, I think so, anyway. ::golfclap::
THAT sounds like pillow talk. Thank you.
(Bowing appreciativly)
Clock1
unpredictablebijou
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Erratica
What sent me in for the talking cure
wasn't the fear about that one that just
disappeared, a ragged rubber ring
at the base of his cock, or the way
we both stared at it, and at each other.
It wasn't the fact
that he brought his best friend to me
at midnight, both of them pulling
from the bag, almost empty
saving the last swallows for me.
It was that when he'd stroke my hair
and tell me he wanted me, when he'd push
in hard, it was better than cutting, sweeter than pain,
more addictive than jesus
and I was afraid because I knew
that even being St. Sebastian
was better than being Jezebel.
What sent me in for the talking cure
wasn't the fear about that one that just
disappeared, a ragged rubber ring
at the base of his cock, or the way
we both stared at it, and at each other.
It wasn't the fact
that he brought his best friend to me
at midnight, both of them pulling
from the bag, almost empty
saving the last swallows for me.
It was that when he'd stroke my hair
and tell me he wanted me, when he'd push
in hard, it was better than cutting, sweeter than pain,
more addictive than jesus
and I was afraid because I knew
that even being St. Sebastian
was better than being Jezebel.
you always. Trixareforkids
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Erratica
It was raining men
and she was dancing naked
in the downpour
The psycho
had analyzed her,
nymphomaniac
The wino with his
sad sack of Mad Dog
coulda told him that
But she paid for his
services with services
of her own and they
Called it even
Stephen though he
used to be Stephanie
She didn't much care
when he had a fist
full of gold
And she was burning
through rubber
like a drag racer
It was raining men
and she was dancing naked
in the downpour
The psycho
had analyzed her,
nymphomaniac
The wino with his
sad sack of Mad Dog
coulda told him that
But she paid for his
services with services
of her own and they
Called it even
Stephen though he
used to be Stephanie
She didn't much care
when he had a fist
full of gold
And she was burning
through rubber
like a drag racer
Trixareforkids
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LOL Butters! That was fun.
There was more to the challenge than the title though. I think this is the craziest one I've done so far. Took me a really long time (for me, lol) to put it together. I liked the results though.
There was more to the challenge than the title though. I think this is the craziest one I've done so far. Took me a really long time (for me, lol) to put it together. I liked the results though.
champagne1982
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What Trix said...
butters
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yeah, i saw the rules
can i plead:
1. the poet's the wino
2. the sheep's blonde (not a black sheep)
3. erra (error) as in this is a misconception of a poem, embracing rule breaking one-word lines
4. the psychoanalyst is the reader
?
pensivepoet
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yeah, i saw the rules
can i plead:
1. the poet's the wino
2. the sheep's blonde (not a black sheep)
3. erra (error) as in this is a misconception of a poem, embracing rule breaking one-word lines
4. the psychoanalyst is the reader
?
*thinkin you'd make a damn fine lawyer*
butters
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