_Lynn_
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Need a bedtime story?
Uh huh.
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Need a bedtime story?
Uh huh.
Once upon a time, there was a mistress named Lynn, who couldn't sleep. Then she remembered that there were people in the world who loved and admired her, and told her that, regardless of the moment, there is always something to make you smile.
Thank you.
(smiling)
Get to bed, Lynn.
I know I'm gonna be there in about fifteen minutes . . . .
Why can I never spell Nietzsche correctly the first time?!
Willie,
that story for Lynn was the nicest thing I have seen on the board.
Why am I up? If I'm not writing, then I shouldn't be up.
Get to bed, Lynn.
I know I'm gonna be there in about fifteen minutes . . . .
I would have told her to get to writing
LOL, I can't spell Nietzsche either. But it's better than being Nietzschean and believing there could be no Super Women.
In an attempt to fix #3 son's week-old headphones, I have just performed my first act of soldering. And it worked! With no injuries! Mirabile dictu...
However, shortly after, I scalded myself on some superheated steam from the over while - ahem - extracting my pork from its hot confines... so the universe is in equilibrium again.
May the good Lord, in His wisdom, protect us from those who are a stranger to soldering.
Ice in the affected part ?
I know. It seems to require three hands. Do I grow the extra one after a certainly number of hours practice...?
Aloe vera is very effective with burns. It does not, however, help with congenital idiocy. Who knew...?
I know. It seems to require three hands. Do I grow the extra one after a certainly number of hours practice...?
Aloe vera is very effective with burns. It does not, however, help with congenital idiocy. Who knew...?
Why are some men such total jerks that they try to punish their ex-wives after leaving them for another woman, not seeming to notice that refusing to pay the mortgage may have an adverse effect on their child , and leading to me having to spend the morning going through crap lawyer's letters with a friend who has dyslexia and doesn't have the class confidence of a MILF with cut crystal accent and letters after her name. Those fucking lawyers better have their guided missile defence system up and active!
Do please keep us informed.
But remember that lawyers may not [a] know about a dyslexic case, and not know how to write a letter is simple English for such a case. In my experience, Lawyers just go their own sweet way (the bastards).
Good Luck.
Thank you! (sigh). It's not the lawyer's stupid letter, it's the way the stupid lawyer failed to represent my friend properly in court so that the judge became hostile, even though the husband failed to show up - he was on holiday abroad with his new floozie!
Does she have a Redress of Grievance against her lawyer?
She has me. I will go down there with her in some Grievously smart Dress and do heavy doctoral breathing on her behalf to get her someone better, although I'm hopeful the local politicos will pitch in and sort it for her. That would be better, then we can go for coffee and I can concentrate on cheering her up a bit.
Does she have a Redress of Grievance against her lawyer?