jezzilee
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You're welcome.
Will exchange sexual favors
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You're welcome.
RobDownSouth
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Radiohead
You look so tired-unhappy
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Are you offering to do my laundry? That was how this all got started, me feeling a bit lazy, I have acccrued a bit this last week. The delicates are, well, delicate and must be hand washed. TThis gives time for one to pontificate on things such as what I may or may not be doing while wearing said delicates.
Which sexual favor would make this happen?
Hand washing... thats above and beyond.Of course if you werent wearing delicates, it could make it so much easier
jezzilee
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One cannot wear delicates while they are being laundered. Hmmm, or can one? I may have just created a new fetish!
Of course one can. Like.. wet t shirts? Popular with male beer drinkers.
jezzilee
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Not sure that is quite the same lol
Today I would exchange just about any sexual favor desired to get rid of this headache!!!
RunningJib
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Boot Black
Offering my services as a boot black
Ladies, let me put a parade shine upon your boots for a pair of your panties . . . Of course, I'll remove with my mouth
Offering my services as a boot black
Ladies, let me put a parade shine upon your boots for a pair of your panties . . . Of course, I'll remove with my mouth
RunningJib
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A massage
A massage . . . Gently at the base of your skull and down to your toes . . . And when you're ready, all parts in between
A massage . . . Gently at the base of your skull and down to your toes . . . And when you're ready, all parts in between
jezzilee
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jezzilee
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*cracks knuckles*
ok jezz, let's knock this thing out
*blinks*
Holy heck Pete!!! That thing looks dangerous... I like it!!
HumasWanderingWeiner
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How does some homemade Thai food sound? Some curry with lots of vegetables, some pineapple and maybe mango, a few cashew nuts and some chicken. Maybe some Tom Yum soup to start? Or perhaps some pasta in a creamy Gorgonzola sauce with pine nuts with a arugula salad before hand?
You're offering a home cooked meal? Or want a home cooked meal sever to you? Be careful what you wish for. Pandora's turkey and brats.
jezzilee
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I'm making a nice home cooked meal in return for sensual favours tonight.
I'm not jealous ( okay, maybe a little!)
Will exchange sexual favors (very broadly defined, e.g., recommendation of good porn sites) for unimaginably vast sums of money. PM me.
There are GOOD porn sites...here I thought I had to make my own for there to be any quality.
I'm not drooling, really I'm not.... *looks down at my bacon egg and cheese on rye toast and sighs*
I was looking for someone to cook for me...since I did it myself, I guess I now have to sexual lyon favor myself too. I'm such a greedy little thing, I bet I'm going to demand multiples!
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thør
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More men should be like you
I've put the left overs away, I'll take care of the dishes when i'm done with this glass of wine.
jezzilee
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More men should be like you
There are plenty of men like me. My sons are. Many of my friends are.
jezzilee
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I think they all live in Alasaka~
