SweetMaj
Teasing Girl
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Remember to Phone home, Honey!
honey -> coney
scone
scone -> onset
onset -> toned
Getting one's muscles toned has become quite the trend.
What's the fitness trend for nerds?
In dealing with nerds, one must be stern.
You there..in the stern ... steer!
A beer to steer? It's almost in verse!
not stein Tio...
It would be verse (spoken with a German accent) if we had some verbs
To use such verbs would be a brave act.
If you brave the cold on winter nights by the river, you will be rewarded with a bag full of bream.
But you might lose the bream in a game of ombre.
When you play ombre, do you wear umber coloured clothes?
Wear umber for camouflage in the berms.
The berms are full of mares.
The mares were lost in the mazes.
When I go into mazes I take one of my adzes to cut a path out.
"Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull...," my dears.
Shem's migrated to this thread now?? That's the Irish diaspora for ye!
ummm what?
adze (which is supposed to be 'adzes')... a bit over the top dears, to slice the loaf of bread.
(Poetic licence, you knows...)
Bread again? I'm bored of it.
So, with bread you're bored? ..well, take it to the Management Board.
Is that the Board that meets in the arbor?