Isolated Blurt Thread

I miss my ex girlfriend from fifteen years ago...

oh, for fuck's sake...

Ordered pizza tonight, and I happened to be the one that answered the door when it was delivered. Apparently I took WAY too long at the door, because when I brought it into the kitchen, I was the recipient of what's meant to be an intimidating glare (sorry...just doesn't work on me), and then:

him: who brought the pizza? (complete with hands on his hips, I swear to god)

me: Domino's

him: WHO from Domino's? (more beady-eyed glaring)

me: I dunno....Domino's guy. Uniform and everything. (at which point I get my food and go into the other room)

So...he's jealous of the FUCKING PIZZA GUY?????

cloudy said:

oh, for fuck's sake...

Ordered pizza tonight, and I happened to be the one that answered the door when it was delivered. Apparently I took WAY too long at the door, because when I brought it into the kitchen, I was the recipient of what's meant to be an intimidating glare (sorry...just doesn't work on me), and then:

him: who brought the pizza? (complete with hands on his hips, I swear to god)

me: Domino's

him: WHO from Domino's? (more beady-eyed glaring)

me: I dunno....Domino's guy. Uniform and everything. (at which point I get my food and go into the other room)

So...he's jealous of the FUCKING PIZZA GUY?????

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um, he is aware of your awesome round house kicking ability, right? he'd better watch it...

kimbalee said:

um, he is aware of your awesome round house kicking ability, right? he'd better watch it...

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The dickhead actually chest-bumped me the other night.

I guess he's become accustomed to intimidating people, since he's good sized, however, 1) I've NEVER been easily intimidated, and 2) I sure as HELL won't be intimidated now.

I politely told him that if he did it again, I'd put him on the floor, and then I'd hurt him - bad. Then I turned and walked away.

He didn't do it again.

The dickhead actually chest-bumped me the other night. treading on thin ice there, isn't he?

I guess he's become accustomed to intimidating people, since he's good sized, however, 1) I've NEVER been easily intimidated, and 2) I sure as HELL won't be intimidated now. glad to know you can take care of yourself if you need to... and he should know it.

I politely told him that if he did it again, I'd put him on the floor, and then I'd hurt him - bad. Then I turned and walked away.

He didn't do it again. sounds like an attitude adjustment is in order for the mister.

kimbalee said:

The dickhead actually chest-bumped me the other night. treading on thin ice there, isn't he?

I guess he's become accustomed to intimidating people, since he's good sized, however, 1) I've NEVER been easily intimidated, and 2) I sure as HELL won't be intimidated now. glad to know you can take care of yourself if you need to... and he should know it.

I politely told him that if he did it again, I'd put him on the floor, and then I'd hurt him - bad. Then I turned and walked away.

He didn't do it again. sounds like an attitude adjustment is in order for the mister.

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My Shihan told me that if I needed to take him down, do it hard and fast, and make sure it hurts. That way I won't have to do it but one time.

I don't think he truly realizes what I do those four nights. I guess he thinks we just work on katas, make them pretty or something. If he only knew - it's drilled into us that karate is for one purpose, and one purpose only: to kill or maim an opponent in the shortest amount of time possible. We absolutely train to fight, and fight hard. I keep horrible-looking bruises and knots on me constantly, but you know....when I need it, it'll be there.

cloudy said:

My Shihan told me that if I needed to take him down, do it hard and fast, and make sure it hurts. That way I won't have to do it but one time.

I don't think he truly realizes what I do those four nights. I guess he thinks we just work on katas, make them pretty or something. If he only knew - it's drilled into us that karate is for one purpose, and one purpose only: to kill or maim an opponent in the shortest amount of time possible. We absolutely train to fight, and fight hard. I keep horrible-looking bruises and knots on me constantly, but you know....when I need it, it'll be there.

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I'll rest easier knowing you won't have a problem if the need ever arises.

I holiday weekends.
I get the green weenie though.. I'm already off on Mondays,
so I don't get an extra day off. Oh well.
We're closing early today because of the parade.. (Once the main
drag gets shut down, no one can get to us, lol.)
So I only have to suffer for 3 hours.
I'll be home and ready to do nothing productive by 11:20.

Yay!

That was a mistake. It made up for itself by being financially rewarding, but the way I went about it was a mistake, and I'm paying the price physically.

Last night when I left work at 5:00pm I didn't know where I was going. I got in my car and started driving. I started driving to the gym, I started driving home (same direction, no change in navigation for the first mile), I turned around and started heading to Pizza Hut, debated a trip to the mall (same direction as Pizza Hut) to see Invictus (might still be playing), Machete or The Expendables, and then started heading south on 287.

The only things I ever drive to in that direction are casinos, so my subconscious obviously wanted to gamble. I debated between Atlantic City and Mount Airy, and Mount Airy (the closer one) won the coin toss. I hit traffic almost immediately after getting onto route 80 west. I debated turning around for the next few miles of stop and go torture (would have required me to illegally drive over a grass median). What should have been an hour drive took me an extra 45 minutes because of the slowdown.

I got to the casino, and after a quick bathroom break I signed up for their rewards card, and sat down at a table with an open seat. I won a hand early, and was up nicely for a bit before dropping down to a few bucks down. Then I was even, and debated going home without suffering any losses (aside from gas money). Then I was up again. and then I was up more. And then I had doubled my money. And then I was up a little less. And then my money was doubled again, and tripled. I folded the last hand (that I would have won) and said that I had to leave, and come home making up for my losses the week before, with an extra $17.

But you will notice this story is missing something. I didn't actually eat anything for dinner until I got home after midnight... I don't feel so well this morning...

I am so excited.....the Martha Stewart Halloween issue is out...and I have it!!!


yes, I have no life.

WTF is it with Lit pages not loading and then timing out? The AH is especially bad. Manu needs to feed the hamsters some V-8.

.....

And then I lose another $40 playing in a poker tournament tonight and being the bubble boy yet again...

And eating way too many brownies to be healthy...

ABSTRUSE said:

I am so excited.....the Martha Stewart Halloween issue is out...and I have it!!!


yes, I have no life.

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Abs, that's the best one of the year! how could you not be excited?

kimbalee said:

Abs, that's the best one of the year! how could you not be excited?

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I know!!!!

I'm going to be lonely and depressed on my birthday next Sunday, I can just feel it. Hell, I'm already lonely...

TheeGoatPig said:

I'm going to be lonely and depressed on my birthday next Sunday, I can just feel it. Hell, I'm already lonely...

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I'm not jumping on you, Thee (I know, surprise!), but I have to wonder if the negativity you express quite frequently here is the vibe you put out in RL.

If it is, that could be a contributing factor, you know?

cloudy said:

I'm not jumping on you, Thee (I know, surprise!), but I have to wonder if the negativity you express quite frequently here is the vibe you put out in RL.

If it is, that could be a contributing factor, you know?

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I've been complimented on my sunny disposition during adversity in real life. So no, they don't see nearly as much negativity as the forums I frequent do.

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

NewsGirl_CQMe said:

Some of these pics are pretty arousing. I wonder how I get one? The profile is not showing how to put up a photo. Strange.

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You have to have at least 100 posts to put up an AV. Get busy!

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

NewsGirl_CQMe said:

I am happy to learn I won't have to go post whoring myself around to earn Literotica popularity dollars. I think I'll refrain from vanity threads. I've seen those at other boards. They're just pitiful. Maybe I'll just continue to post in your writer block thread. 100 tips from me on how to get over block. Masturbating would be probably number 5 or 6, and getting drunk is on there somewhere, as well.

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Nothing like all that nonsense goes on here. There's usually so much stuff to talk about on here that you'll get 100 posts in no time.

It's a little slow this weekend, but I'm guessing that's because of the holiday.

Welcome.

My true life story about my 7 hours as a Literotica member is coming soon! Watch for it.

I'm going to Mount Airy casino to play poker again today (as if I hadn't been there enough the past two weeks)...