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Now that I am a fucked up mood, I get to see if I can figure out who ripped me off.
This made me smile.
This made me smile.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina
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pointless
¿por qué no?
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nope. that would be my aluminum tape hookah bong i made with a one liter bottle of jones cream soda. pure genius, man. i am simply amazing.
also, i've already won one of these before.
and i'm not excited. i was just shocked. i actually deleted my first butt post thinking it was silly and it wouldn't work anyway then i said fuck it, typed it again and posted.
anyway, just add it to my hall of fame credentials and worship me like the god i am.
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Lancecastor
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You'll be saying that a lot.
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My unworthiness has never been more apparent.
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What's your problem?
pointless
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he forgot how to not be dick all the time about everything sometime after the third or fourth time laurel banned him.
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Am I the only one that likes Lance?
I never did have good taste in people.
I never did have good taste in people.
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There is a thread for that. Turns out, some chicks dig his rakish charm, and Dick is kind of a dickless dick. I felt I should provide a synopsis, because it devolved into a fit of #.
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Absolutely. It is why you find them so often in leadership roles.
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What is the most psychotic thing he's done?
I've heard he's engaged in cybersex with guys pretending to be women.
That's no big deal. I mean, who hasn't?
I've heard he's engaged in cybersex with guys pretending to be women.
That's no big deal. I mean, who hasn't?
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Ruined my best pink frock doing that
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butters
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that one's some coward using that alt to be a dumb cunt, too gutless to speak out under their own handle
lance - hah, where would we start? it's a long list
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Well at least we know who wears the pants!
ahahaha!
ahahaha!
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I haven't worn pants in almost a year.
Nice to read Laurel continue to bring the GB down to a level that it has a chance to compete with killsnitch.
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You have to remember Lance hasn't actually been near a real woman since they ripped him out of his mother and dropped him in the abortion bucket.
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you're missing out.
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She has great legs.
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i don't want to remember that. it sounds gross.
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Back when Ish was with her, they were great!
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