Oh no! Uh oh moments

isabellepain · Apr 29, 2014

So I was wondering, I often see or read things that I find myself reacting to..like turning me on . I got too laughing wondering about all of those OMG what was I thinking moments. Anyone care to share their stories?

KlaytonFrost · May 4, 2014

Not quite sure what you mean. Do you mean erotica? Or other stuff? Perhaps you could share one of your own moments so that we can see what you're getting at...

Xxharleyquinnxx · Jul 16, 2014

The worst (if I understand what you mean) is mostly if I'm alone masturbating and I cum while watching porn or reading a story and immediately after I just think what the fuck was I thinking. I normally only feel that way for 5 mins but I think it's just me calming down from the orgasm.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 16, 2014

Ok, and *I* thought she meant more like...
I was watching a documentary about the Romans, and an archaeologist was discussing slavery, and how terrible it was. He produced a collar with a chain, and as he was talking about atrocities and bringing it closer and closer to his neck, I was thinking Oh God, please put that around your neck, please please please

I think I missed the intended point of that segment...

MeekMe · Jul 16, 2014

Collar_N_Cuffs said:
Ok, and *I* thought she meant more like...
I was watching a documentary about the Romans, and an archaeologist was discussing slavery, and how terrible it was. He produced a collar with a chain, and as he was talking about atrocities and bringing it closer and closer to his neck, I was thinking Oh God, please put that around your neck, please please please
I think I missed the intended point of that segment...

Sometimes I look at collars in the pet store longingly. Then I giggle and think, "that's fucking ridiculous." Then I stare some more hoping I'll be surprised with one so I don't have to admit I really want one.

Oh fuck I'm drunk.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 16, 2014

MeekMe said:
Sometimes I look at collars in the pet store longingly. Then I giggle and think, "that's fucking ridiculous." Then I stare some more hoping I'll be surprised with one so I don't have to admit I really want one.

Oh fuck I'm drunk.

Collar, ridiculous??
Just for that, I hope you get one...

MeekMe · Jul 16, 2014

Collar_N_Cuffs said:
Collar, ridiculous??
Just for that, I hope you get one...

The moment I do, he'll enjoy the face I make when I can't bring myself to do something, but muster through it anyway.

rbijon · Jul 16, 2014

Collar_N_Cuffs said:
Collar, ridiculous??
Just for that, I hope you get one...

Just one?

LallyH · Jul 16, 2014

MeekMe said:
Sometimes I look at collars in the pet store longingly. Then I giggle and think, "that's fucking ridiculous." Then I stare some more hoping I'll be surprised with one so I don't have to admit I really want one.

Oh fuck I'm drunk.

Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into.....

I'm a terrible mother

ecstaticsub · Jul 16, 2014

There are so many times when I am inappropriately turned on.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 16, 2014

LallyH said:
Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into..... I'm a terrible mother

Not a terrible mother at all. Now, if you actually put your kids themselves into the dog cage, meh... borderline poor parenting

MissJW · Jul 16, 2014

LallyH said:
Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into..... I'm a terrible mother

Oh no not at all, this is totally normal! I do the same, except only from the perspective of locking up my 6ft 8" hubby

All_4_Love · Jul 16, 2014

LallyH said:
Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into..... I'm a terrible mother

This is probably one of the most hilarious things I have ever read in this forum.

Okay, I'll share one...

Last summer, during my daughters’ basketball practice, I found myself getting really turned on when the coach, with one of the most authoritative voices, would start commanding the girls to do things, or he would start talking “down” to them.

I felt so ashamed of myself. It’s their basketball coach, for God’s sake! And I can’t even sit through practice without getting turned on? I’m a terrible mother.

leather_spitfire · Jul 16, 2014

LallyH said:
Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into..... I'm a terrible mother

haha I'm like that with the collars and leads. it takes all my self control to not offer one up to my neck and try it on.

breakstoys · Jul 16, 2014

I have recently been watching Supernatural for the first time and the other day I made my bf rewind & replay the moment when Sam came out of the shower in a towel... I have a hard time following the plot since there is such a conflict going on in my mind about which character I'd like to tie up more or which one is a better lover or what yummy sounds they would make while being caned... Thank goodness my bf understands lol!

pensivepoet · Jul 17, 2014

George custer~half way down the hill.
It didnt get kinky til the victors cut off the dicks of the losers and stuffed them in their mouths.
Yeah, pretty extreme. Illegal now, i think.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 17, 2014

Opening up for the communion wafer...

But it really depends on who is doing the priesting.

Curious_in_Cali · Jul 17, 2014

There is a Taekwondo studio near where I live. I pause to watch when the class counts out, "One Sir, two Sir, three Sir...", always ending in, "Thank you, Sir!"

Captivating doesn't even begin to describe it.

All_4_Love · Jul 17, 2014

Curious_in_Cali said:
There is a Taekwondo studio near where I live. I pause to watch when the class counts out, "One Sir, two Sir, three Sir...", always ending in, "Thank you, Sir!"

Captivating doesn't even begin to describe it.

Oh my...

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 17, 2014

Curious_in_Cali said:
There is a Taekwondo studio near where I live. I pause to watch when the class counts out, "One Sir, two Sir, three Sir...", always ending in, "Thank you, Sir!"

Captivating doesn't even begin to describe it.

Oh I know where you are coming from... in a business call recently one of the participants said to me... Thank you Sir, may I have another? Thank GOD we don't cam our business calls...

Endless_Night · Jul 17, 2014

Y'all are killing me. I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

As for me...I can't think of a single "uh oh" moment.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 17, 2014

Endless_Night said:
Y'all are killing me. I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

As for me...I can't think of a single "uh oh" moment.

Well I'm not sure this counts, but I do get a little tingle every time I hit the "Submit" button for a PM...

Endless_Night · Jul 17, 2014

Collar_N_Cuffs said:
Well I'm not sure this counts, but I do get a little tingle every time I hit the "Submit" button for a PM...

I think that might depend on who is the recipient of the PM.

BettyPoop · Jul 17, 2014

LallyH said:
Going to the pet store with the kids is an absolute test of my self-control. They're looking at rabbits, I'm looking at the dog cages, wondering which one I would fit into..... I'm a terrible mother

Let's go to the pet shop without the children. I can't wait to hear your questions for the clerks.

Collar_N_Cuffs · Jul 17, 2014

Endless_Night said:
I think that might depend on who is the recipient of the PM.

You're definitely on to something there

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