Two lies and a truth.

Garnate · Mar 27, 2014

Go ahead and make three statements about yourself; one being true. We can guess which one it is. Or, I can. Because I'm literally that bored.

Mine:

1. I masturbated all the way through Wolf of Wall Street.

2. I won a tap dance competition in the 4th grade.

3. I have lunch regularly with the rapper of ELIM.

Wrong Element · Mar 27, 2014

I'll say #2 is true. The deciding factor was that The Wolf of Wall Street is pretty damn long.

Ulaven_Demorte · Mar 27, 2014

Wrong Element said:
I'll say #2 is true. The deciding factor was that The Wolf of Wall Street is pretty damn long.

I was thinking along the same lines. That would be a marathon session.

Fata Morgana · Mar 27, 2014

1. Every time I read a post by Indie I have to smash something.

2. Every time I read a post by JohnnySavage I have to pound my vulva with a cucumber.

2. Every time I read a post by Phelia KY Jelly shoots out of my ears.

anchoredinocean · Mar 27, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
1. Every time I read a post by Indie I have to smash something.

2. Every time I read a post by JohnnySavage I have to pound my vulva with a cucumber.

2. Every time I read a post by Phelia KY Jelly shoots out of my ears.

I know one truth. You can't count past two.

oggbashan · Mar 27, 2014

Mine:

1. I recruited a prostitute to be a member of our local Chamber of Commerce.

2. I built a sports kit car from Ford 8 (that is 8hp, not V8) parts that reached a maximum speed of 55 mph.

3. I won a cross-country race in England because most of the other runners wouldn't swim the part of the course that was flooded.

Killswitch · Mar 27, 2014

Garnate said:
Go ahead and make three statements about yourself; one being true. We can guess which one it is. Or, I can. Because I'm literally that bored.

Mine:

1. I masturbated all the way through Wolf of Wall Street.

2. I won a tap dance competition in the 4th grade.

3. I have lunch regularly with the rapper of ELIM.

1. I'm masturbating to your av right now.

2. I asked you out on a date.

3. You said yes.

You look better every day.

Garnate · Mar 27, 2014

Wrong Element said:
I'll say #2 is true. The deciding factor was that The Wolf of Wall Street is pretty damn long.

Hah! Good thinking. It's number 3, though.

Ulaven_Demorte said:
I was thinking along the same lines. That would be a marathon session.

I think I could make it work.

Fata Morgana said:
1. Every time I read a post by Indie I have to smash something.

2. Every time I read a post by JohnnySavage I have to pound my vulva with a cucumber.

2. Every time I read a post by Phelia KY Jelly shoots out of my ears.

The last one! Please be the last one!

oggbashan said:
Mine:

1. I recruited a prostitute to be a member of our local Chamber of Commerce.

2. I built a sports kit car from Ford 8 (that is 8hp, not V8) parts that reached a maximum speed of 55 mph.

3. I won a cross-country race in England because most of the other runners wouldn't swim the part of the course that was flooded.

Numero dos?

Killswitch said:
1. I'm masturbating to your av right now.

2. I asked you out on a date.

3. You said yes.

You look better every day.

#2! And thank you

LiFeNdEaTh · Mar 27, 2014

1. i don't drink coffee with sugar
2. i only have 6 alts
3. i love posting random thoughts and pics.

chillywilly2 · Mar 27, 2014

Killswitch said:
1. I'm masturbating to your av right now.

2. I asked you out on a date.

3. You said yes.

You look better every day.

Its true huh...old age is agreeing with her

I'm going with 1 being true...number 1

Garnate · Mar 27, 2014

LiFeNdEaTh said:
1. i don't drink coffee with sugar
2. i only have 6 alts
3. i love posting random thoughts and pics.

All...three? No, number 3.

Killswitch · Mar 27, 2014

Garnate said:
#2! And thank you

You're welcome.

I have to add, you should have said yes, and I reserve the right to get off to your av later. I'm waitin on a sack at the mo.

oggbashan · Mar 27, 2014

Garnate said:
Numero dos?

...

No. Number 1. After all, I am Vice-President of our local Chamber of Commerce. A woman working alone as a prostitute in the UK is legal. She paid her taxes, her dues to the Chamber of Commerce, offered a ten per cent discount to fellow Chamber Members, and received a discount on goods and services from the others.

I don't know whether any Chamber Members asked her for a discount. She offered 'special discipline' for older men...

Garnate · Mar 27, 2014

Killswitch said:
You're welcome.

I have to add, you should have said yes, and I reserve the right to get off to your av later. I'm waitin on a sack at the mo.

You're waiting on a sack? Say what now?

Garnate · Mar 27, 2014

oggbashan said:
No. Number 1. After all, I am Vice-President of our local Chamber of Commerce. A woman working alone as a prostitute in the UK in legal. She paid her taxes, her dues to the Chamber of Commerce, offered a ten per cent discount to fellow Chamber Members, and received a discount on goods and services from the others.

I don't know whether any Chamber Members asked her for a discount. She offered 'special discipline' for older men...

Should be a TV movie, definitely.

Fata Morgana · Mar 27, 2014

Ogg should have his own show.

JohnnySavage · Mar 27, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
Ogg should have his own show.

Thanks for the cucumber. I made a delicious salad with it.

Killswitch · Mar 27, 2014

Garnate said:
You're waiting on a sack? Say what now?

Some smoke.

Any cool new swinging adventures to share?

And whats a DJ Elim? I have DJ lives next door. DJ Mosaic. I call him DJ Mo Pizza.

LiFeNdEaTh · Mar 27, 2014

Garnate said:
All...three? No, number 3.

*THUMBS UP MATE!!*

Fata Morgana · Mar 27, 2014

JohnnySavage said:
Thanks for the cucumber. I made a delicious salad with it.

oggbashan · Mar 27, 2014

Og's Father: Two lies and a truth:

1. Og's father was given a formal written reprimand by a member of the UK Cabinet for riding his motorcycle up the steps of St Paul's Cathedral. That reprimand was permanent and was still on his personnel file when he finally retired at age 75.

2. Og's father was introduced to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and the Duke of Edinburgh five times within 24 hours.

3. Og's father finally graduated from University age 75.

RjThoughts · Mar 27, 2014

I thought it was #2

1. I broke an Olympic athlete's nose

2. I once sang on stage with the Ramones-parody band Blotto

3. I got "my name in the paper" for eight sports

parodyluvr75 · Mar 27, 2014

Fata Morgana said:
1.
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I say 1.

1) I hate most of my family.
2) I once slept with a politician.
3) I aspire to be European royalty.

RobDownSouth · Mar 27, 2014

I voted for Reagan in 1984.
I voted for Clinton in 1992.
I voted for Dubya in 2004.

oggbashan · Mar 27, 2014

I'm not sure which answers are to which list of three statements.

For Rob's:

I voted for Reagan in 1984.
I voted for Clinton in 1992.
I voted for Dubya in 2004.

I think 2 is correct.

Two lies and a truth.

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