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MrRandyWatson
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I see this as I'm eating an Italian ice that's orange flavored...not sure if I should be eating a real orange or wait for it to snow and eat that...and then I realize either of those would be better for me...ah damn.
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Do you know what the best thing is about having a gay pizza delivery boy?
Even though he comes in 30 minutes or less, he can do it as many times a night as he needs to.
Even though he comes in 30 minutes or less, he can do it as many times a night as he needs to.
Erochic
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Oh beautiful!
I remember my wonderfully completely straight best friend, who was completely fine about me being bi but not at all interested in girls herself,would always do that for me
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From Tumblr
"I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night"
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"I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night"
Happy daze
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