steve44uk
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And where else matters except Lit forums?
Increasingly, I struggle to answer this question...
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And where else matters except Lit forums?
Increasingly, I struggle to answer this question...
Increasingly, I struggle to answer this question...
I love it when this thread is active.
I love it when this thread is active.
The Dirty Old Man and the Aging MILFs! I can't wait Mistress! I'm on my knees begging for it.
The story that is, puhlease!
Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.
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Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.
I'm thinking that what you're thinking isn't what I'm thinking to put into this story.
If your profile is correct, you could be, without any breach of Literotica's age rule.
My AV is years out of date. Even then I had to cover the white beard with stage make-up.
My profile will be correct until next year, when I will have to move up a whole age bracket. But as I found out when I foolishly assumed this meant I had got past the stage of people wishing to flirt with me in the flesh, it doesn't seem to bother them. (I've never let it bother me.) I'm looking forward to the next decade with interest! I mean if, as the divine Marilyn puts it, quarter of a century can make a girl think, who knows what half a century will do for the brain.
The Dirty Old Man and the Aging MILFs! I can't wait Mistress! I'm on my knees begging for it.
The story that is, puhlease!
Oggbashan, I cannot be young enough to be your daughter! And as they say, you're only as old as the man you're feeling.
Uh, I think that was my plot bunny you're trying to give away.
Are you open to a little, uh, research if the need comes, uh, up?
I am working too hard.
I am working too hard.
Eek!
I've just realised that I had been appointed to a post-graduate management post BEFORE NaokoSmith was born...
No wonder I'm feeling old.
PS. My appointment letter was on parchment and started:
Sir, I am commanded by the Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty...
and ended
I beg to remain, Sir, your humble and obedient servant.
Even then the wording was dated.
I had survived a selection process started by Samuel Pepys and last updated in 1870.
Uh, I think that was my plot bunny you're trying to give away.
Are you open to a little, uh, research if the need comes, uh, up?
Now now, tiger. You've been snorting too much (whispers secretly in husky voice: Dove dark!).
As you are supposedly stalking me, you will know that I only do active research with the fella with whom I collaborated on the production of our piglet. (His best joint output. He collaborates quite a lot - on writing dull academic articles about gun control ROFLOL! As a Texan, I'm sure you're already turned off - but it pays the bills much better than my saucy stories.)
I rarely bother to get into bed these days for anything less than a bottle of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque and a pair of diamond earrings.
I might edit though ... for a small box of Charbonnel & Walker champagne truffles.
Dear Dr Miss,
Perrier ? you mean bloody French water ?
In the name of the living God, woman, at least get some Malvern or Buxton. !
We've always been Thorntons supporters in my family, but I get the point.
If what you say about a 'mixed heritage' is accurate, I think a pair of diamond ear-rings would look truly spectacular.
Oh my Goodness, Acktion found a Dad on the New Year's Resolution thread (although TXRad is still trying to deny him) and I've found one here!
Actually, I would like to have a dad who looks like he's my dad...
Grrr.
What a lovely description of the appointment letter. D_Lynn should add that to her sightseeing tour when she comes to Britain!
I might not look like your Dad ought to look