"baby batter"?
blech. That, and Liar's cookbook, are enough to turn my stomach this morning, thankyouverymuch.
I'm about to make french toast, want to come over and I'll make it up to you?
You know the way to my heart.
That's just flirting. Just wait til I make you an omelet, toast, bacon, fresh fruit, hash browns, and coffee and serve it to you in bed
That's just flirting. Just wait til I make you an omelet, toast, bacon, fresh fruit, hash browns, and coffee and serve it to you in bed
Do you want a job as a buttler?
You could be alfred to my batwoman
I called dibs first!
Ahhh, but he's Jekyll to your Hyde
Why cant he be Alfred to my Batwoman?
I'm sure there's enough of him to go around...*snerk*
I'm a big man but I'm not that big.
*raised eyebrow* Dont you twist my words Mr. Alfred Jekyll. You know full well what i was getting at.
I know, its just fun to tweak you now and then.
Monday I gave blood and got the world's worst phlebotomist. She had my arm rotated a good 45 degrees when she stuck me so as I tried to relax, it rolled back and cut off the flow. She missed the vein twice, and kept moving and adjusting it. After an hour of it all, I finally gave enough to fill the bag but my fingers were tingling, and my forearm was numb. Then she asked if she could stick the right arm to fill the tubes for testing.
I like giving blood and all but damn this one hurt bad.
I called dibs first!
and pineapple slices and melon balls.
Reason #1 for being a lesbian: Being able to not understand what the big deal is with the toilet seat ever being up! Duh!!!
(followed closely by borrowing a sister's gorgeous boots! - got that Grace???)
Reason #1 for being a lesbian: Being able to not understand what the big deal is with the toilet seat ever being up! Duh!!!
(followed closely by borrowing a sister's gorgeous boots! - got that Grace???)
-chuckles- Reason #1 for having a lesbian as a friend. They're often better analysts of future girlfriends than guys are, and unlike hetero-female friends, don't have the possibility of giving bad info due to jealousy
Or...they could abuse their Gaydar and tell you that the woman you have your eye on is a lesbian, only so that they can throw you off and then attempt to get in her pants themselves
But of course, lesbians are too kind and innocent to pull shit like that
Which is why so many of us end with our asses blown off.
