Spotlight on the Birthday Boy: Happy Birthday Saint Peter!!
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Happy birthday Saint Peter! 
A King, a President and a mom walk into a bar....
A King, a President and a mom walk into a bar....
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Salad is for losers!
Dying is for losers!
Thank you, SexyWench! Always nice to see you posting.Happy Birthday saintly one
Happy birthday Saint Peter!
A bear walks into a bar and sits down between a slutty woman and a narcotics officer. The bear orders a drink and proceeds to eat the woman.
"Now I have to arrest you."
"What for?"
"That was a bar bitch you ate."
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So just cause he made it to another birthday, he gets set up as a king?
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I do not see the problem with this.
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Happy birthday, your majesty!
Now, if you post a pic of yourself in your birthday suit, maybe Laurel will make you an emperor! (The emperor's new clothes, get it? Get it???!!!)
Now, if you post a pic of yourself in your birthday suit, maybe Laurel will make you an emperor! (The emperor's new clothes, get it? Get it???!!!)
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Just get over here so I can get Sean to spank ya.
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Happy birthday, your majesty!
Now, if you post a pic of yourself in your birthday suit, maybe Laurel will make you an emperor! (The emperor's new clothes, get it? Get it???!!!)
Thank you, Brolly. I will wear the new clothes but the Spiderman undies stay.
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Get him a couple cans of Ensure first.
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lovetoread
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He asked me if that was a drink for old people.
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Hope you're having an extraordinarily good birthday.
Hello Luricalli!
So far so good. I have cleaned the house, got a new HD for the laptop, and went to Costco.
Yay!
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happy birthday
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Young man!
Thank you.
It was a wonderful day. Thank you for the kind wishes.
Yay!
Thank you, Noor.
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Oooo... Costco! Were there samples?
Weekday Costco samples are ass!
You have to fight the idiots on the weekends for the good stuff.
