The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

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Not you, but I sadly confirmed I preferred men. It's a shame because otherwise things were good in those relationships. But genuine lust rather than just want to please is pretty key for me I also worked out :(

Grrr, stop ruining my dumb jokes :mad:


Loves ya, sexy knickers. :D:kiss::rose:
 
I :heart: nachos, but don't have them often.

Irish nachos are yummy too.

Also, unrelated, I wish I'd seen it.
 
I really do feel pity for those who taste soap when they eat cilantro. I couldn't imagine not having it in my life.


Last week I listened to a podcast about broccoli, and besides broccoli, they discussed how there are compounds found in nature that are bitter, and how some folk's genetic make up determines whether they like broccoli, sprouts, coffee, etc. Depending on the variant of the 'taste' gene, a person has, these bitter compounds can be sensed so strongly in some that they can't bear the taste of some foods, and in others the bitterness barely registers and they are able to eat these foods without any problem.

You can see why some folks just can't stand some of the dishes you enjoy.

You can also take comfort knowing it's not your cooking, its them and their DNA. :D

Cilantro must be one of those foods that in some people's mouths is a fresh, green, sunny brightness, and hits other people's tongues like bitter, grey, gross soap.


Interesting podcast, if you want to check it out. Surprisingly Awesome, Broccoli Episode.
 
Tell it to your sensitive buddy too, since she attacked me first. Quite a few times, with inuendoes worse than mine.

The difference between us is that: you self-righteous doufuses suffer from selective outrage, whereas I know that I'm a grudge-holding bitch.

I have no buddies here, so I have no idea what the utter fuck you're talking about. I responded to your post. The end.

The difference between us is that I treat people as individuals and you treat them as categories you either like or you don't.

You really do over react to every little thing, don't you? Grow the fuck up.
 
Do you foodie fucks ever just have some nice nachos or something like that?


We brought nacho chips and dip last week to a friend's place, while watching the Juniors tournament, that was super tasty.

The simplicity of the dish does not take away from it's yumminess.


Emerson's Amazing Nacho Chip Dip

One 9x13 Lasagne tray
3 x Blocks of Philadelphia Cream cheese
2 x Cans of Amy's chili (or whatever good, canned chili is available)
1 X Bag of Shredded Tex Mex Cheese
1 1/2 to 2 cups of sliced pickled jalapeño pepper, or 1 can of Old El Paso jalapeño peppers

Method:
1. Spread the cream cream out evenly on bottom of pan.
2. Spread chili out evenly over the cream cheese
3. Spread the shredded cheese out over the chili.
4. Spread out jalapeño over the shredder cheese.
5. Nothing. Your done.

To serve... just heat in oven at 350 till desired temp, basically once everything is bubbling a little.

Serve with you favourite nacho chips and plenty of ice cold beer.
 
I have no buddies here, so I have no idea what the utter fuck you're talking about. I responded to your post. The end.

The difference between us is that I treat people as individuals and you treat them as categories you either like or you don't.

You really do over react to every little thing, don't you? Grow the fuck up.

The difference between us is that I do half of the things that I do because I'm a shit stirrer.
You do them because you trully believe in the things that you say.

Plus you guys are a delight, because you're such fuckin' morons! Best wank fodder for people like me
 
It amuses me to see the DSM meme that 86 keeps reposting.
He obviously thinks he's clever just because he googled the net for the DSM and found some things that superficially apply to me.

The art lies in the ability to interpret these criteria, and to place all of them into a context.

Give internet access or the DSM to any special needs person, you moron, and they'll diagnose all of us with a personality disorder
 
It amuses me to see the DSM meme that 86 keeps reposting.
He obviously thinks he's clever just because he googled the net for the DSM and found some things that superficially apply to me.

The art lies in the ability to interpret these criteria, and to place all of them into a context.

Give internet access or the DSM to any special needs person, you moron, and they'll diagnose all of us with a personality disorder




To be added to the Lit Hashtionary:

Superficially - when every single item listed applies, in full.



Aella -> another username created by hashtag 345, same as hssh345, hash345_alt, hashtag45, hashtag46, PolishGirl94, alea_, et al

Autodidact -> self-made racist

Blurt Girl -> any female who has told me to fuck off

BusyBody (AKA BB) -> hashy’s first true Lit love, their irrelevant pist style, racism, and attention seeking being analogous.

E is my 2nd -> I have no idea what I am saying

Educated Pistor who makes me laugh -> Racist and / or Bigot

Genius -> What hashy calls someone in a pist reply -intended as insult - when his 'personality disorder' hinders him from accepting he has no idea what he is blabbing about

I think _______ -> I have no idea what I am saying

Leaving the Thread -> Be right back

Ignore -> Fake Ignore

Intelligent -> Bigot

Middle-aged -> the age that hashy feels adults should refrain from discussing, thinking of, or (shudder) having sex, especially if you have children, and doubly-especially if you are pisting on an adult forum.

Migrate -> Exiled is to opposite side of and earth by family due to my stupidity and comprehension challenges

Personality Disorder -> the name hashy uses to explain that spot of bother he is afflicted with, that has him logging in and posting 24/7 on a message board where he is not liked, to seek attention, hobnob with other racists, squabble, and play the victim everyday, all day.

Pist -> Post

Progressive -> anyone who has told me to fuck off

Relentless -> more than once

Sarcasm -> I have no idea what I am saying

Stalker -> someone who pists in the same thread as me

Superficially - when every single item listed applies, in full.

The Clique -> 'Cool Kids', the identities of which undetermined, usually someone pisting something contrary to a hashy pist

Troll -> successfully reply to a pist without fucking up the ‘quote’ function

Us / We -> Me

White Knight - any male pister who pisted after a Blurt Girl, to tell me to ‘fuck off’

Xenophobic -> anyone who can’t decipher hashspeak, and also how hashy345 describes the Army of Deviants and Peeping Toms (mostly Asian) who are constantly sneaking peeks under hashy’s bathroom stall door​
 
The difference between us is that I do half of the things that I do because I'm a shit stirrer.
You do them because you trully believe in the things that you say.

Plus you guys are a delight, because you're such fuckin' morons! Best wank fodder for people like me


No wonder people have such fun tormenting you and others have no problem with it. You revel in being a nasty little person of low character. The difference between us is that I'm a decent human being and you're a worthless shitstain. Congratulations!
 
No wonder people have such fun tormenting you and others have no problem with it. You revel in being a nasty little person of low character. The difference between us is that I'm a decent human being and you're a worthless shitstain. Congratulations!

Keep wanking over your reflection in the mirror, pal
 
I understand now. You can't even get your own hand to fuck you.
 
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