Take a line (or two) from a famous poem and add your own ending.
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
You'll make the perfect troll on Facebook
none may accuse you of having the common touch.
To be or not to be
I thought that I should never see
a sight so lovely as a man on his knees.
Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
Nil Caborundum illigitimi