_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
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No, I am chaste and innocent.
I'm sure there are a few things you're innocent of.
Chased I'm sure you have been.
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No, I am chaste and innocent.
I'm sure there are a few things you're innocent of.
Chased I'm sure you have been.
Well. I had a dog chase me. But I chased him back. Great game of tag that left us both tired and wanting a beer.
Chased a dog. *crossed off innocent list, added to guilty side*
WTF, the dog is a big puppy. Loves to play tag.
*sniff* That was a hard picture to see.
*hugs*
I'm on a yoyo and I swear to all that is sacred I will throw up on the next person that yanks the string!:caning:
The definition of irony: when your fire alarm shorts out and catches fire. And yes that really happened, I'm not being literary.
*Takes a step back and tosses 's*
My heart hurts
I feel so much more cerebral blurting here. LOL
Ignore the hummings in your head
Listen to the tune of what must be done
Shame on the sun for calling your name
Tow the line, procrastinate the fun
The birds outside don't sing for you
Responsibilities keep your feet on the ground
Blame the slave driver upon your shoulder
That bastard is always around!