loquere
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Homemade clothes is the best.
I don't know that I agree with that. I'm a nudist, so nude is best.
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Homemade clothes is the best.
I am a cocaine dealer, and I like it well-cooked
I'm considering switching from Coca-Cola to cocaine.
Five more people in the marketing department for Pepe Le Pew just got fired.
The French are so easy to pick on.
Listen, the little fucker was handsy and he stank, so I disemboweled him.
Don't you think disemboweling is a bit extreme, MP?
Doctors kill people every day, It's normal.
That sounds formal, and delightfully liminal.
Oprah gives me the chills.
Oprah's pretty chilly when you meet her in person.
Oh, these fucking Hollywood people! Have you met Ellen Degeneres?
Will you please stop demanding I bring you Starbucks? They are utterly disconnected from the rest of humanity. . . .
Okay, fine. A lay from that blonde barristo with cinnamon on top, please.
Oh? He adds free seasonings if you do him?
The coffee twinks talk to me.
Then I heard it through the grapevine, at 2 am! .
It's just grist for the coffee station mill next morning at that point.
It all comes out in the end.
Yeah, I was pretty stoned that time I saw REM in college.
I got rhythm, I got music, I got my man,
Who could ask for anything more?
No, no. It's Satanic Den Mother Debby, singing "If you're happy and you know it."
I've heard about people who are worse than me!
Mother Theresa isn't terribly interesting.
Shut your mouth!