Hypoxia
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LJ'S Ex-Wife's Theme Song:
NO BALLS AT ALL -- (traditional)
Come all you children and listen to me
I'll sing you a song that will fill you with glee
About a young maiden, so stately and tall
Who married a man who had no balls at all
--
chorus: No balls at all, no balls at all
She married a man who had no balls at all
--
The night of the wedding she crept into bed
Her cheeks were so rosy, her ass was so red
She reached for his penis, his penis was small
She reached for his balls, he had no balls at all
[chorus]
--
"Mother, oh Mother, oh what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw!"
"Oh daughter, oh daughter, don't you feel so bad
It's the very same trouble I had with your dad"
[chorus]
--
"Oh Mother, oh Mother, I wish I were dead
There is no relief for my poor maidenhead"
"Oh daughter, the iceman will answer the call
Of the wife of the man who has no balls at all"
[chorus]
--
This daring young daughter took mother's advise
And laid with the man who delivers the ice
A bounding young baby was born in the fall
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all
[chorus]
NO BALLS AT ALL -- (traditional)
Come all you children and listen to me
I'll sing you a song that will fill you with glee
About a young maiden, so stately and tall
Who married a man who had no balls at all
--
chorus: No balls at all, no balls at all
She married a man who had no balls at all
--
The night of the wedding she crept into bed
Her cheeks were so rosy, her ass was so red
She reached for his penis, his penis was small
She reached for his balls, he had no balls at all
[chorus]
--
"Mother, oh Mother, oh what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw!"
"Oh daughter, oh daughter, don't you feel so bad
It's the very same trouble I had with your dad"
[chorus]
--
"Oh Mother, oh Mother, I wish I were dead
There is no relief for my poor maidenhead"
"Oh daughter, the iceman will answer the call
Of the wife of the man who has no balls at all"
[chorus]
--
This daring young daughter took mother's advise
And laid with the man who delivers the ice
A bounding young baby was born in the fall
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all
[chorus]