Stormpucci
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2013
- Posts
- 159
Sure, sure... you're thinking to yourself:
"Self - what does a misbehaving avocado do to actually misbehave?"
I'll tell you right here and now - we're not going to discuss the avocado's behaviour. This is about you.
If you're still fantastically confused and wondering "WTF?!" then I have good news - that makes you entirely normal.
Me: 42, articulate, male business-owner, frequent traveler, consumate smart-ass, married guy prone to frequent bouts of misbehaviour.
You: Female and not scared off by someone who's a self-described sapiophile.
If you're looking for someone to spank your ass and demand that you make me a sandwich, I'm probably not your guy. If you want to discuss world events, psychology theory, and guerilla marketing tactics, interrupted with frequent masturbatory eruptions of raw, throbbing bliss, we should probably chat. I'm good like that.
TL/DR: I'm not insane, I'm a normal, smart-alecky, polite articulate guy who really likes to make you cum... and I made you read this far.
"Self - what does a misbehaving avocado do to actually misbehave?"
I'll tell you right here and now - we're not going to discuss the avocado's behaviour. This is about you.
If you're still fantastically confused and wondering "WTF?!" then I have good news - that makes you entirely normal.
Me: 42, articulate, male business-owner, frequent traveler, consumate smart-ass, married guy prone to frequent bouts of misbehaviour.
You: Female and not scared off by someone who's a self-described sapiophile.
If you're looking for someone to spank your ass and demand that you make me a sandwich, I'm probably not your guy. If you want to discuss world events, psychology theory, and guerilla marketing tactics, interrupted with frequent masturbatory eruptions of raw, throbbing bliss, we should probably chat. I'm good like that.
TL/DR: I'm not insane, I'm a normal, smart-alecky, polite articulate guy who really likes to make you cum... and I made you read this far.