HisArpy
Loose canon extraordinair
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The conversation is going something like this:
You: *makes a big fuckup*
Me: Umm, that's not true.
You: What?
Me: You said "X, Y, and Z"
You: No I didn't. You're a liar.
Me: YOU SAID "X, Y and Z" and here are the quotes from your posts proving it.
You: What quotes?
Me: THESE quotes.
You: You're a liar, I never said that.
Me: You did. HERE are the quotes again.
You: Derp.
Me: Denial doesn't change anything.
You: Derpy derp derp.
And so on until we arrive where you've been called out for your fuckup, you denied it and deflected into your usual Ad Hom bullshit routine. Congratulations, you've managed to once again prove what an asshole you are to everyone on the board.
Well done.
The Tweeterdent, against the advice of medical experts, is telling you to go back to work, open schools and fill the bars, while everyone within a fart’s distance to Drump is tested, and he and Pence have their frontal cortexes swabbed almost daily.
You have “protestors”, armed with their penis supplements (due to imagined threat of a make-believe boogeyman) protesting physical distancing and having to wear a mask (a proven, preventative measure against the real threat of COVID-19).
You, busybooby, derpy, vetteman the poopsmith and your fellow plague-rat, Drump deplorable disciples spend your time trying to defend, spin, or walk back all the wackadoodle lies and bullshit the unstable genius bloviates, despite all the medical studies, scientific evidence, and examples (both recent and historical) provided by other countries in the world. In your wee minds the US is somehow magically extraordinary from the rest of the world, insofar as how communicable diseases are transmitted, the acceptable number of preventable deaths, and how these should be tallied.
Throw in Obamagate, suggesting the ingestion of disinfectants, and blaming Democrats for everything (including, according to the poopsmith, the duration of the quarantine), and you have some quality entertainment.
The United States is the new Tiger King, and the world is watching the spectacle.
Just wait until the second wave (season 2) hits. I look forward to more of your inane blathering about Windsor Ontario, obesity, Native- and African-Americans, and Obamaghazi (how has this current administration not snapped you up yet?!?), and how the death toll, numbering well over a hundred thousand, is no big deal because common flu deaths and the unacceptable cost of having PPE forced upon you (WE ARE A REPUBLIC!)
Below quoted for the staggering stupidity outstandingly displayed, and to be included in the season 2 Blu-Ray:
Simply amazing that you HAVE to start out with a lie and then go downhill from there.
It's almost like you want people to believe you have some kind of personal animosity for the US President, whom in all probability you've never met. Which has me wondering if your irrational views are colored by FAKE NEWS...
Sounds like derpy, the plague-rat jack-leg lawyer, missed Dr. Anthony Fauci's testimony at last week's Senate hearing where he said, "There is a real risk that you will trigger an outbreak that you may not be able to control, which in fact, paradoxically, will set you back, not only leading to some suffering and death that could be avoided, but could even set you back on the road to try to get economic recovery.”
Or maybe, he just chose to ignore the highly respected infectious disease expert and only hear (believe) President Trump the following day, attempting damage control and placate his gullible MAGA sheep, when he said “He wants to play all sides of the equations. I was surprised by his answer. To me, it’s not an acceptable answer, especially when it comes to schools… we have to get the schools open, we have to get our country open, we have to open our country.”
Maybe, in his feeble attempt to keep up with the class, derpy could also look up statements made last week by Dr. Rick Bright, the former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, an important unit of the Department of Health and Human Services, and Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreysus, public health researcher and Director of the WHO.
Maybe.
Nah! He'll just double down on his derp, now a regular, daily occurrence on these boards.![]()
Gee, maybe YOU missed this...
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...to-reopen-u-s-bars-restaurants-and-workplaces
I mean, unless you MISSED IT, the CDC has issued guidelines for re-opening America. You know, those scientist, doctors, and EXPERTS who give Trump "advice" on the phased plan to safely re-open the US.
The plan which Trump is apparently following.
But you know, it's all lies because YOU SAY I don't know what I'm talking about. Even when the facts that support what I'm saying are right there in front of you and everyone else. Right?
Maybe the derp you keep smelling is yours and not mine.
I didn't 'miss' it.
You said I started with a lie.
I didn't, and once more, with little to no effort, exposed you as the complete idiot you are.
I predicted (again, no great feat these days, given your propensity for delivering the dumb) you'd double down on your derp.
And you did!
Awe, bless.![]()
You did dudly. You said:
Yet there are IN FACT guidelines from the CDC that Trump is using as part of his phased plan. Guidelines. From "MEDICAL EXPERTS". That Trump is using.
You lied.
Ah, diddums. You conveniently left out all the info I provided you showing the medical expert’s advice, from the Senate hearing. The ol’, predictable derp double-down.
Like your boy drumpf, you are only capable of comprehending what you want to hear.
It’s not like it isn’t right there, posted in the thread above, or part of the Senate hearing transcripts, for anyone to read.
You know, it is not terribly difficult to see just how utterly shite you must be at lawyering, Timmeh. Your reading comprehension alone...how it handcuffs you so.
Basically, what you're saying is that Fauci's testimony against reopening too quickly somehow means the CDC guidelines on how to re-open the economy in phases doesn't exist.
That's not only disingenuous, it's fucking stupid. Even for you.
Basically, please show where I have said that, or anything remotely resembling that.
Otherwise you’re just being disingenuous and, you know, fucking stupid.
This appears to be yet another example of the reading comprehension challenge you’re burdened with.![]()
dudly, you fucking said "The Tweeterdent, against the advice of medical experts, is telling you... "
MEANWHILE THE FUCKING GODDAMN EXPERTS AT THE CDC ARE SAYING SOMETHING ELSE! and Trump is following their advice.
What you're trying to do is pick one "expert" who is saying something you like to hear, and dismissing all the other COLLECTIVE EXPERTS who are saying something different AND have a published plan that Trump is following.
So IN FACT Trump is going WITH the advice of experts, not against them.
Which means YOU FUCKING LIED.
And now you're acting like the asshole you really are and trying to deny it even though everyone can see what you did. Talk about someone being totally fucked up, you take the proverbial cake.
So, nothing but more derpy double-down.
As expected, you once more showcased your stupidity in predictable derp fashion.
Nice, que even took a break from his COVID-19 misinformation posting to give you a supportive reach around.
Plague-rat jack-leg lawyer can’t even keep up with a thread, never mind a class.
And nobody takes you seriously, derpy. You’re too much of a joke. Hah-hahahahahah!![]()
You are working hard at displaying what a fuckwad you really and truly are. To disguise your fuckup you've now resorted to blind denials of your own acts while simultaneously trying to make it appear that someone else is the one who shit in the corner.
Forensic testing has instead revealed that the "someone" was you.
What fuckup, derpy?
What acts?
You said I lied.
I backed up what I said with facts and showed you, with the 3 different experts that testified at the Senate hearing, that I did not lie.
But, like Trump following that hearing, you didn’t like what you heard. Poor diddums.
You’ve spent the rest of the thread trying to spin this into something else I didn’t say, and doubling down on your derpitude.
When asked to show anything to support your claims, you sputter ‘CDC’, which doesn’t make me a liar or disprove my comment. As I pointed out, you can easily refer to the transcript from the hearing.
Don’t worry derp, no one expects you to admit and own your mistakes. You’ve set a fine precedent as far as that goes. But do try to learn when to walk away when your utter stupidity has been pointed out to you. I’ve shown my work, and all you’ve shown is your inability to recognize you’ve fucked up. Again.
Even cows don’t step into the same gopher holes repeatedly.
But I suppose nobody ever thought a cow as dumb as a bloviating plague-rat jack-leg lawyer.![]()
The conversation is going something like this:
You: *makes a big fuckup*
Me: Umm, that's not true.
You: What?
Me: You said "X, Y, and Z"
You: No I didn't. You're a liar.
Me: YOU SAID "X, Y and Z" and here are the quotes from your posts proving it.
You: What quotes?
Me: THESE quotes.
You: You're a liar, I never said that.
Me: You did. HERE are the quotes again.
You: Derp.
Me: Denial doesn't change anything.
You: Derpy derp derp.
And so on until we arrive where you've been called out for your fuckup, you denied it and deflected into your usual Ad Hom bullshit routine. Congratulations, you've managed to once again prove what an asshole you are to everyone on the board.
Well done.
It appears you’ve confused another thread where you are the ‘You’, with this one.
You do realize anybody smarter than you - which is pretty much everybody, with a few exceptions - can read through this thread and see where you fucked yourself, then doubled down and continued to fuck yourself with your stupidity, right?
As I alluded to earlier, it is probably your comprehension challenges that are making this difficult for you, and one of the main reasons you are a shite lawyer.
Do carry on though. Some folks get a kick out of watching you flail about in your stupidity.![]()
Remedial kindergarten lesson #1 for the day:
Pretending to be smart isn't the same as ACTUALLY being smart.
You should stop pretending.
[luk mode]
What?
[/luk mode]
I say "off with Harpy's head" He's not using it anyway.
Is this what self-isolating with an axe does to you?
I like it!
I say "off with Harpy's head" He's not using it anyway.
Fixed your load of bollocks above with the actual exchanges, below.
*snipped to keep people from going insane*
Mr. Stolen Valor takes himself seriously enough that no one else on the planet needs to bother even considering it. So they don't.
Look at you supporting conager and his LGBT bashing. Werent you whining about that a few weeks ago? Now here you are piling on with bashing a homosexual.
At least nobody could ever accuse you of having morals or integrity.![]()
Is this an admission that you've returned after being banned?
The friendly advice thread for the banned
No, long time listener, first time caller.
They call you TimFoil mcrapey, the spineless one, dont they?
The Tweeterdent, against the advice of medical experts, is telling you to go back to work, open schools and fill the bars, while everyone within a fart’s distance to Drump is tested, and he and Pence have their frontal cortexes swabbed almost daily.
You have “protestors”, armed with their penis supplements (due to imagined threat of a make-believe boogeyman) protesting physical distancing and having to wear a mask (a proven, preventative measure against the real threat of COVID-19).
You, busybooby, derpy, vetteman the poopsmith and your fellow plague-rat, Drump deplorable disciples spend your time trying to defend, spin, or walk back all the wackadoodle lies and bullshit the unstable genius bloviates, despite all the medical studies, scientific evidence, and examples (both recent and historical) provided by other countries in the world. In your wee minds the US is somehow magically extraordinary from the rest of the world, insofar as how communicable diseases are transmitted, the acceptable number of preventable deaths, and how these should be tallied.
Throw in Obamagate, suggesting the ingestion of disinfectants, and blaming Democrats for everything (including, according to the poopsmith, the duration of the quarantine), and you have some quality entertainment.
The United States is the new Tiger King, and the world is watching the spectacle.
Just wait until the second wave (season 2) hits. I look forward to more of your inane blathering about Windsor Ontario, obesity, Native- and African-Americans, and Obamaghazi (how has this current administration not snapped you up yet?!?), and how the death toll, numbering well over a hundred thousand, is no big deal because common flu deaths and the unacceptable cost of having PPE forced upon you (WE ARE A REPUBLIC!)
Below quoted for the staggering stupidity outstandingly displayed, and to be included in the season 2 Blu-Ray:
Sounds like derpy, the plague-rat jack-leg lawyer, missed Dr. Anthony Fauci's testimony at last week's Senate hearing where he said, "There is a real risk that you will trigger an outbreak that you may not be able to control, which in fact, paradoxically, will set you back, not only leading to some suffering and death that could be avoided, but could even set you back on the road to try to get economic recovery.”
Or maybe, he just chose to ignore the highly respected infectious disease expert and only hear (believe) President Trump the following day, attempting damage control and placate his gullible MAGA sheep, when he said “He wants to play all sides of the equations. I was surprised by his answer. To me, it’s not an acceptable answer, especially when it comes to schools… we have to get the schools open, we have to get our country open, we have to open our country.”
Maybe, in his feeble attempt to keep up with the class, derpy could also look up statements made last week by Dr. Rick Bright, the former director of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, an important unit of the Department of Health and Human Services, and Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreysus, public health researcher and Director of the WHO.
What fuckup, derpy?
What acts?
You said I lied.
I backed up what I said with facts and showed you, with the 3 different experts that testified at the Senate hearing, that I did not lie.
But, like Trump following that hearing, you didn’t like what you heard. Poor diddums.
You’ve spent the rest of the thread trying to spin this into something else I didn’t say, and doubling down on your derpitude.
When asked to show anything to support your claims, you sputter ‘CDC’,
which doesn’t make me a liar or disprove my comment.
As I pointed out, you can easily refer to the transcript from the hearing.
do try to learn when to walk away when your utter stupidity has been pointed out to you. I’ve shown my work,
and all you’ve shown is your inability to recognize you’ve fucked up. Again.
Even cows don’t step into the same gopher holes repeatedly.
But I suppose nobody ever thought a cow as dumb as a bloviating plague-rat jack-leg lawyer.
Look at you supporting conager and his LGBT bashing. Werent you whining about that a few weeks ago? Now here you are piling on with bashing a homosexual.
At least nobody could ever accuse you of having morals or integrity.![]()
^ keyboard warrior
Pointing out that the neither the CIA nor security clearances for the rarest of rare equipment were LGBT friendly is not gay bashing, "Skiddles." That's your function here.
Requoting the entire conversation changes NOTHING. You clearly said that Trump wasn't following the advice of "experts".
That YOUR PREFERRED "experts" are being ignored is IRRELEVANT to whether he's following ADVICE FROM EXPERTS.
Experts. You know, like the CDC. Experts in health and pandemics and who have issued guidelines in an ACTUAL PUBLICATION.
So, exactly WHERE in your statement does that factor fit?
- He has "experts".
- He's following their advice.
- YOUR statement that he isn't is false. What you're saying is that he's not following YOUR "expert's" advice and trying to make is appear that he's not following ANY expert advice.
This isn't that difficult except to the terminally stupid like yourself who won't admit that you lied because you used an all encompassing statement that begins in a falsehood and are now trying to defend it with Ad Hom and repetition.
You lied.
BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha!!!
So, because you decide to ignore the experts who didn’t say what you wanted to hear, I’m the liar? That is a whole other level of stupid, derpy. We’re talking que’s imported Mexican Democrat voters / hashtag’s... well everything hashtag, level of dum.
The fact that you choose to ignore the facts and testimony of experts in their field does not make me a liar, derpy.
It does make you a fool, though. One who lies, when he claims he admits it when he his wrong.
Timmeh, the plague-rat jack-leg lawyer just gonna keep derpin’.
BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha!!!
Seriously though, thank you for the laughs today. You are one stupid motherfucker, but your stupidity is very entertaining.![]()