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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
really, interesting. and I think that would work very well



I see. and ok, maybe not rocks, but rocking goes phenomenally dicks.... your dick, my cunt. never say no to fingers and tongue.



well maybe life as a thong wouldn't be too bad. and yes, odds are it is turning me on more. just saying.



thank you, and you are quite welcome


thank you. the thong is cute too


thank you



so where are we meeting for drinks so you can play with my thong?



I actually agree. it is nice to see who you are talking to.



thanks, but really that really wasn't raunchy. though yes, plus the thong itself is kind of a turn on, not just for the urgency implication but the way it feels.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy friday. hoping to get time to visit my drawer this afternoon, but for now, some extra pictures from yesterday,

http://i.imgur.com/vQDtkHkm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0PUemkTm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qNOSQkHm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tDoAhRwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3s64BU2m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sGOFXRVm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hZxE26vm.jpg
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Your extra shots are better than what lots of people put up. A boob flash is always welcome.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy friday. hoping to get time to visit my drawer this afternoon, but for now, some extra pictures from yesterday,

http://i.imgur.com/vQDtkHkm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0PUemkTm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qNOSQkHm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tDoAhRwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3s64BU2m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sGOFXRVm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hZxE26vm.jpg
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Love when you do a series of pictures like this! But *LOL* it always brings this clip from Easy Rider to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8
 
heathrowinneo said:
pick city in fla... beach bar for drinks or someplace more formal or informal before thong play...
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oh, you kicking it in sunny florida now?

planetbeat_ said:
I like your extras very much, this has made for a wonderful Friday :rose:
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thank you.
i am a big fan of fridays

TANSTAAFL58 said:
I guess the raunchy was all in my imagination.:D I'm good at that, with a little push now and then.
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well I feel graphic video or graphic penetration images is where the raunchy line begins, but we all have our own standard

TANSTAAFL58 said:
Your extra shots are better than what lots of people put up. A boob flash is always welcome.
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well thanks. if I am already nude, I might as well take a few shots, plus again camera does burst of three.

scotluvsoral said:
Love when you do a series of pictures like this! But *LOL* it always brings this clip from Easy Rider to mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8
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thanks you. and haha such a hard song to not sing to. I don't know if my cube mates appreciate my impromptu karaoke though.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy friday. hoping to get time to visit my drawer this afternoon, but for now, some extra pictures from yesterday,



http://i.imgur.com/0PUemkTm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/hZxE26vm.jpg
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I'm certain everyone has his or her own favorite ones from your photos but honestly these two really hit a ummm " nerve " with me🙂

I loooove, looove love your naughty selfie showing such a cute smile and the other photo for well ummmm the " obvious " ahem ahem 😉

Happy, Sexy Friday!!
 
Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With said:
I'm certain everyone has his or her own favorite ones from your photos but honestly these two really hit a ummm " nerve " with me🙂

I loooove, looove love your naughty selfie showing such a cute smile and the other photo for well ummmm the " obvious " ahem ahem 😉

Happy, Sexy Friday!!
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Well thank you. I have to admit, the whole flair of it being at work, and the inappropriateness of the concept, followed with the inappropriate sharing here, makes me very happy lol. The risk I guess. It likely comes through in the face shots
 
I don't think I'm alone when I say please keep on doing whatever makes you hot and whatever you derive pleasure from. Because we're the ones who wind up with swollen crotches. win/win.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well thank you. I have to admit, the whole flair of it being at work, and the inappropriateness of the concept, followed with the inappropriate sharing here, makes me very happy lol. The risk I guess. It likely comes through in the face shots
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It reallly, really does in my humble opinion!!!

Your smile is a nice combination of sweetness and " yeah I'm being naughty " which I just adore so much🙂
 
kdunn762012 said:
I don't think I'm alone when I say please keep on doing whatever makes you hot and whatever you derive pleasure from. Because we're the ones who wind up with swollen crotches. win/win.
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well thanks. Mutually beneficial situations are the best kind

Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With said:
It reallly, really does in my humble opinion!!!

Your smile is a nice combination of sweetness and " yeah I'm being naughty " which I just adore so much🙂
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You are probably right. Being naughty always makes me smile, though quite often giggly, which kind of blows any sexy, sultry image I managed to portray though.

heathrowinneo said:
go there enough so sure... or meet in nyc, london, dc... pick a spot, i travel aaaalllllloooottttttttttttt
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well damn. that sounds like it could be quite entertaining. I rarely travel anymore, so it shall be sunny florida.

tonydude said:
Wow. The first picture your ass amazing.

The last picture... ohmigod.
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thank you. glad you enjoy.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
You are probably right. Being naughty always makes me smile, though quite often giggly, which kind of blows any sexy, sultry image I managed to portray though.
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I am soooo the same way!!! Whenever I'm doing something naughty let's say teasing or showing off a bit to a guy or guys I'm often very nervous with butterflies in my stomach!!!!

I guess to hide my nervousness I put on a facade with smiles instead of a sultry or sexy look ....if that makes sense? Later on when I have time to myself I often think about what I did and it does make moi ummmm quite aroused😉
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
You are probably right. Being naughty always makes me smile, though quite often giggly, which kind of blows any sexy, sultry image I managed to portray though.
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Giggling can be sexy in certain situations. Don't dismiss it.

Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With said:
I am soooo the same way!!! Whenever I'm doing something naughty let's say teasing or showing off a bit to a guy or guys I'm often very nervous with butterflies in my stomach!!!!

I guess to hide my nervousness I put on a facade with smiles instead of a sultry or sexy look ....if that makes sense? Later on when I have time to myself I often think about what I did and it does make moi ummmm quite aroused😉
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Keep up the facade, look forward to you sharing more of your escapades
 
Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With said:
I am soooo the same way!!! Whenever I'm doing something naughty let's say teasing or showing off a bit to a guy or guys I'm often very nervous with butterflies in my stomach!!!!

I guess to hide my nervousness I put on a facade with smiles instead of a sultry or sexy look ....if that makes sense? Later on when I have time to myself I often think about what I did and it does make moi ummmm quite aroused😉
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It does. It does. I am also that chick who is overly at poorly chosen times, as default facade is smiles. So yeah, i am that chick who probably smiles at funerals.

MileHighBlackDiamond said:
Giggling can be sexy in certain situations. Don't dismiss it.



Keep up the facade, look forward to you sharing more of your escapades
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Well hopefully i run into those situations often

19jimbo99 said:
Nothing turns a man on more than a good gigglesnort !:p
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Haha. Good.

thomasthehorny765 said:
Gorgeous as a always
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Thank you

Willingtoshare said:
Looking fucking fantastic!!! Lemme bite that ass!!! 😈
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Thanks, please do.
 
well damn. that sounds like it could be quite entertaining. I rarely travel anymore, so it shall be sunny florida.


great, let me know where or when, oh, and wear a thong. isn't that the entire reason? or was it alcohol? shit, can't remember... anyways...
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So the mods got my thread again, but ya know, I frequently get off on the whole sharing thing, so I have started again because I really want to share today

My first thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378

My second is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=89625626

My most current index covers up to page 37 of thread 2 (thanks Fred), after that, if you want more nudity, you are stuck sifting through my randomness http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983

For those that don't know me already, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit here, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred and everyone is welcome.

Now, a common question is why my user name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliché that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliché I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliché. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.

Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.

Now, I come and go from Lit from time to time. I am fine. First thing to understand is I do this because it turns me on. Sometimes I am just not in the mood to be turned on. Every couple weeks, it would actually be better if someone tossed a chocolate bar at me, than ran away while checking “fed spawn of Satan” off their to do list. I am also a white collar employee with projects and a wife and mother with family. I don’t always have time to be here. If I have disappeared for more than the customary bitchy week, I am still ok, I am just enjoying shopping. Do not worry about me. If you must worry, worry about my FedEx guy, my UPS guy, and my mail lady, because they are getting hammered.

Anyway, here are a few of my favorites since joining lit

my first indecent picture
http://i.imgur.com/h71XDbgl.jpg
my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures)
http://i.imgur.com/D2wTWsJl.jpg
don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because awesome that I totally got away with it
http://i.imgur.com/UaqH0QRl.jpg
yes I can lick my own nipple
http://i.imgur.com/MMGpBJ5.gif
Even while I am at work
http://i.imgur.com/jCDv4ux.gif
I am a big wine fan
http://i.imgur.com/2nlu0xtl.jpg
And I like being silly
http://i.imgur.com/yJqt1DU.gif
https://www.***********/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0
http://i.imgur.com/EOh2evq.gif
I also love shopping, especially for slutty clothing with a bit of an edge
http://i.imgur.com/jrGryCVl.jpg
And almost all of my pictures and taken discretely in closets and bathrooms and that is how I have to roll.
http://i.imgur.com/9u4HyS3l.jpg

Thanks for viewing, I do sharing
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You’re ever so sexy and lovely, thank you for sharing hon. Though I’m a wee jealous as I love your large and beautiful breasts, wish mine were as fab and larger as I’d love to give me nips a good lick or suckle 😉
Th am you again for sharing
Alexandra 💋
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So we realized yesterday it has been very busy at my house. We had a bunch of fish eggs hatch, some triops eggs hatch, and one of the chickens is now a mommy. I see 4 chicks, but who knows.

http://i.imgur.com/ttYN6DNl.jpg

Yeah, i so want to hold the baby chicks but mamma disagrees.
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Okay, I had to look up Triops. Cool. Congrats on the chicks. Are they egg layers?
 
heathrowinneo said:
great, let me know where or when, oh, and wear a thong. isn't that the entire reason? or was it alcohol? shit, can't remember... anyways...
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well in my experience, alcohol and thongs mix well, and hell I could wear the sequin pair, that pair can legally drink lol

AlexandraGirl said:
You’re ever so sexy and lovely, thank you for sharing hon. Though I’m a wee jealous as I love your large and beautiful breasts, wish mine were as fab and larger as I’d love to give me nips a good lick or suckle 😉
Th am you again for sharing
Alexandra 💋
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thank you. And you won't be a jealous at all when in 30 years they are resting on the handle bar of my walker lol. though they are kind of fun now.

TANSTAAFL58 said:
Okay, I had to look up Triops. Cool. Congrats on the chicks. Are they egg layers?
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thanks. yeah, my mom bought my kid a prehistoric sea creature kit for christmas. given their temperature requirements, I waited until now. I have a enclosed little room that leads to the garage, and it stays warmer than the rest of the house, so I figured rather than fuck with heaters, if I wait until summer, I could just set them up. fun gift, but yeah, you need distilled or bottled water and a heater which in theory makes the gift annoying, but we keep bottled water anyway, kid lives on it. and yeah, if I just keep them in a room that is 80 to 85, no heater needed.

and I had 6 laying chickens, and 2 roosters. initially I started with 5 straight run chicks of different types. 2 ended up roosters. So I posted on facebook I was willing to take unwanted hens, as my count was off. 2 people said come and catch them if you can. one had 2 left that they said never laid so they ate the rest of the flock they were with. they slept in their garage. they laid for us, and adapted to our chickens life very easy, no problem with the coop at night etc. then we have this one, she had been living alone with no shelter for a long time. she is quite feral. she refuses the coop, and the two times we forced her in at night, she kept attacking the other females. so instead we let her roost in the tree above the coop as that is what she chose, and she is very capable compared to the other chickens. she had been just laying randomly, but then she took over a cardboard box in our carport, laid and got very broody, so we decided to let her, and see what happens.

I have no idea what her babies are. Even if she would let us near them, I'd have no idea. fingers crossed for no roosters, but I know odds are 50/50 so I will probably have at least one more rooster. ugh. not that I have a problem with roosters, just they are always screwing the hens. all my hens but her wear chicken saddles (she doesn't need it, she will kick their ass when she is not having it lol). ideally, i would like 5 to 10 hens per rooster. I won't know for a couple months if the baby chicks are hens or not.
 
VID what VID

https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0

Did not know that you had posted a video (OH JOY), but then I am still very much a LIT virgin. Thank you for sharing your self with us.
 
so happy saturday. so, today I will continue on the bathing suit exploration

this one is going right back
http://i.imgur.com/dPAR3dXm.jpg

this one, I wanted to like, but the underwire, well where you see my fingers in the bottom right, is where the underwire is. silly underwire, you are supposed to be under the boobies

http://i.imgur.com/jzNetQom.jpg

then there is this one. oh I think I really like this one. I know I will have to adjust the boobies periodically, but I think it looks cute.

http://i.imgur.com/UUxKHqXm.jpg

does the black one beat last week's favorites? is the cleavage too much?
 
funlovingguy1369 said:
https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0

Did not know that you had posted a video (OH JOY), but then I am still very much a LIT virgin. Thank you for sharing your self with us.
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Welcome. Glad you enjoyed. And well my dropbox has 90 videos. I have probably posted at least 80. find them if you can ;)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so happy saturday. so, today I will continue on the bathing suit exploration

this one is going right back
http://i.imgur.com/dPAR3dXm.jpg

this one, I wanted to like, but the underwire, well where you see my fingers in the bottom right, is where the underwire is. silly underwire, you are supposed to be under the boobies

http://i.imgur.com/jzNetQom.jpg

then there is this one. oh I think I really like this one. I know I will have to adjust the boobies periodically, but I think it looks cute.

http://i.imgur.com/UUxKHqXm.jpg

does the black one beat last week's favorites? is the cleavage too much?
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I love the black one8
 
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