Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

EndlessNameless said:

Seeing all these fun outfits makes me want to say can we get a room and you can do some modeling. Fuck you are hot.

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Well thanks. After lingerie and swimsuit shopping one does need to hear that lol. I would be better off if I could figure out what size i wear but it is a lot harder than one might think.

Maybe tomorrow I will brave all the free dresses i got the past two weeks.

They all look pretty tremendous, but the "heavy as hell" one is probably my favorite.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well thanks. After lingerie and swimsuit shopping one does need to hear that lol. I would be better off if I could figure out what size i wear but it is a lot harder than one might think.

Maybe tomorrow I will brave all the free dresses i got the past two weeks.

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Yeah, I get not all of them fit exactly but it's still fucking hot. Consider it a feature if the purpose is to turn a guy on.

They look so uncomfortable. None of the above.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So I bought some cheap lingerie and finally got to try it on to decide what to keep and what to return. It is all ill fitting but so is everything on me, I've accepted that. Anyway, I thought we could all enjoy a good laugh of a screenshot of the model, and the outfit on me.

These are all laced around how I normally lace, (all the way tight on the bottom and as slack as possible on top) but I didn't tweak them. So the look could change a little, as the try on is just to see if it is worth trying to play around and tweak. All are plus sized to give the best possible chance of my tits fitting in them, but of course only one uses a plus size model, cause ya know lol.

Oh and yes I am wearing my boring mom panties, again just a try on.

So the first, yeah obviously this is working out swimmingly.

http://i.imgur.com/HX05BH8m.jpg

Oh plus sized model, this has got to be fairly representative, right

http://i.imgur.com/bko3Q0km.jpg

Or not.

Oh and this one, my tits are literally in the cup, below the cup, above the cup, and to the side of the cup and the same time, while I can't get it tight enough for my hips to hold it. Oh and it drops white feathers.

http://i.imgur.com/ScjhpLym.jpg

This one is heavy as hell and I like it. I think the least ill fitting of the group, though still ill fitting. But I think I could rest a full sized dinner plate on my tits. That is something

http://i.imgur.com/B2KzhiEm.jpg

This could be worse I guess
http://i.imgur.com/rK8LXLum.jpg

So yeah that was lingerie shopping with Justa. Maybe next time I will go for the ultimate in the comedy horror show, swimsuit shopping. Oh who am I kidding it all looks pretty much like the second outfit above, just add a old chick floral swimskirt.

So which do i keep, and which do I return (all are between $4 and $8 so my keep standard is pretty low)

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My suggestion is to return them all and take that money, buy some wine and let’s just drink nekkid. *

EndlessNameless said:

Yeah, I get not all of them fit exactly but it's still fucking hot. Consider it a feature if the purpose is to turn a guy on.

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Well thank you.

wilderness said:

They look so uncomfortable. None of the above.

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Actually I find corsets extremely comfortable. Ok, braless, the simple weight of my breasts hurt my boobs, not at first but as time goes on, every step creates reverberation bounces, those cute completely sheer nighties that you might as well be naked, zero support, and let's not talk about boob sweat. . Next up is like ones that at least have an elastic one size fits all band, but most of the support is placed on the shoulders. That is an extra 13lbs of constant weight on my shoulders. Or the worst, that style in a halter rather than shoulder straps 13lbs pushing on the back of my neck. I can't wear anything halter any longer than I can photograph it (sometimes manufacturers send me samples to review thus photographs) halters are the absolute worst. Next, a decent fitting bra. The weight is now pretty much all on my ribcage to back. Pretty comfortable but can start to irritate eventually. But like nighties made by panache or curvy kate in my bra size with like the 3 or 4 hooks, wide band etc. Pretty good. Now corsets distribute the weight not only on my back and rib cage, but a good portion is distributed to the hips. Hell, I can hold 40lb kids on my hips. Ideally one with large enough cups that i don't fall out but still tight enough above my hips to put the weight on my hips would be awesome.

Though people do often assume the are uncomfortable. I assume they don't have experience with the weight and distribution of it though. It was different back when I was small and like a DDD, though not really because then I couldn't find a small enough band so the like 4 lbs was pretty much all on the little shoulder straps.

But that explains why I have never posted anything here in a halter besides a copy of a bikini review, and never buy anything in a halter. It is so uncomfortable.

sinfulpleasure67 said:

My suggestion is to return them all and take that money, buy some wine and let’s just drink nekkid. *

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Lol. Well more wine is never a wrong answer.

I have to ask you... have you ever been caught or almost caught with the top down at work? It looks just too easy for someone to walk in on you....

OMG, I seriously want to buy all the lingerie these days.

Seeing as comfort is not really the goal of lingerie...

I think this style was made for you.

Mustang Sally said:

OMG, I seriously want to buy all the lingerie these days.

Seeing as comfort is not really the goal of lingerie...

I think this style was made for you.

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Yes. I think you would wear that well.

0neNight0nly said:

They all look pretty tremendous, but the "heavy as hell" one is probably my favorite.

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That is what I went with tonight. I enjoyed it. Still wearing it

Spenser41 said:

I have to ask you... have you ever been caught or almost caught with the top down at work? It looks just too easy for someone to walk in on you....

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Not to my knowledge. Accidentally shared a picture with a guy in another city, and now had one guy and two guys sort of sneak up on me, but I think I played it all off

Mustang Sally said:

OMG, I seriously want to buy all the lingerie these days.

Seeing as comfort is not really the goal of lingerie...

I think this style was made for you.

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I see where you are going, but your tits know as well as mine, it won't wear like that. That pretty little empire waist that frames her tits, totally hidden, cause yah know, hers are up there. I don't know

jackhound said:

Yes. I think you would wear that well.

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Yeah I don't know

I love this "advertised vs reality" bit you've started! I could buy lingerie endlessly just to see you in it (or busting out of it!)

QSco said:

I love this "advertised vs reality" bit you've started! I could buy lingerie endlessly just to see you in it (or busting out of it!)

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Well if you volunteer to send me lingerie, I volunteer to wear it, and laugh with you at me in it.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I see wear you are going, but your tits know as well as mine, it won't wear like that. That pretty little empire waist that frames her tits, totally hidden, cause yah know, hers are up there. I don't know

Yeah I don't know

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Oh, I do know, and maybe not this specific piece is not ideal, but I still think the open-cup style would work for you. Why fight it? Flaunt what you got.

cheap poorly fitting clothes

Price has nothing to do with it, I just like to see you spilling out of clothes.

The equal measures of wit and tit are a perfect fit.

Mustang Sally said:

OMG, I seriously want to buy all the lingerie these days.

Seeing as comfort is not really the goal of lingerie...

I think this style was made for you.

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I have to say, I agree with Sally. This one would be perfect for you, Justa. But, I think anything you wear is a turn on for me!

Looks like it’s going to be a home made corset of leather straps and duck tape to get a decent fit.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Actually I find corsets extremely comfortable. Ok, braless, the simple weight of my breasts hurt my boobs, not at first but as time goes on, every step creates reverberation bounces, those cute completely sheer nighties that you might as well be naked, zero support, and let's not talk about boob sweat. . Next up is like ones that at least have an elastic one size fits all band, but most of the support is placed on the shoulders. That is an extra 13lbs of constant weight on my shoulders. Or the worst, that style in a halter rather than shoulder straps 13lbs pushing on the back of my neck. I can't wear anything halter any longer than I can photograph it (sometimes manufacturers send me samples to review thus photographs) halters are the absolute worst. Next, a decent fitting bra. The weight is now pretty much all on my ribcage to back. Pretty comfortable but can start to irritate eventually. But like nighties made by panache or curvy kate in my bra size with like the 3 or 4 hooks, wide band etc. Pretty good. Now corsets distribute the weight not only on my back and rib cage, but a good portion is distributed to the hips. Hell, I can hold 40lb kids on my hips. Ideally one with large enough cups that i don't fall out but still tight enough above my hips to put the weight on my hips would be awesome.

Though people do often assume the are uncomfortable. I assume they don't have experience with the weight and distribution of it though. It was different back when I was small and like a DDD, though not really because then I couldn't find a small enough band so the like 4 lbs was pretty much all on the little shoulder straps.

But that explains why I have never posted anything here in a halter besides a copy of a bikini review, and never buy anything in a halter. It is so uncomfortable.

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Hmm, So weight distribution is key to your comfort. I get it. But the cheap ones don't support you very well. Are they mainly for erotic purposes, and not meant to be worn for more than an hour or two? (Speaking from my personal preference ) If so, then keep them all.

If corsets are the most comfortable garment you've found, invest in one that's custom tailored. I've see commercials for custom online tailored men's clothing that measure you with a phone app. Are there women's apparel places online like that? Your body is worth the investment.

Mustang Sally said:

Oh, I do know, and maybe not this specific piece is not ideal, but I still think the open-cup style would work for you. Why fight it? Flaunt what you got.

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Well I bought and wore this one a couple weeks back. Didn't quite fit like the stock picture (and I am even doing the arms up, touch the sky, because well ya know)

http://i.imgur.com/MSkIf71m.jpg

And I decided it is a keeper

ohverbatum7 said:

cheap poorly fitting clothes

Price has nothing to do with it, I just like to see you spilling out of clothes.

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Well damn it, if I buy expensive, it will fit right

ohverbatum7 said:

The equal measures of wit and tit are a perfect fit.

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Well thank you

mythicman62 said:

I have to say, I agree with Sally. This one would be perfect for you, Justa. But, I think anything you wear is a turn on for me!

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Well thanks. And yeah that was cute and all. And I know most people find and women feel sexy in soft silk and lace, all feminine. But what makes me feel sexy isn't looking soft and feminine, it is looking hard and tough. Give me leather, pleather, plastic, rubber, latex any day. I have never been really into bdsm, if anything I get off on the usurpation of control and power, but damned if I don't fucking love the attire. Why I kept returning to bdsm and fetish parties was it was a platform for my exhibitionist and voyeuristic tendencies with a fucking hot wardrobe. So yeah sure, the suggestion is pretty and fine, but it wouldn't make me feel sexy as it looks soft and feminine.

Todger65 said:

Looks like it’s going to be a home made corset of leather straps and duck tape to get a decent fit.

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Lol. I may have done that before. Bondage tape doesn't hold as well, but easier to get out of lol

wilderness said:

Hmm, So weight distribution is key to your comfort. I get it. But the cheap ones don't support you very well. Are they mainly for erotic purposes, and not meant to be worn for more than an hour or two? (Speaking from my personal preference ) If so, then keep them all.

If corsets are the most comfortable garment you've found, invest in one that's custom tailored. I've see commercials for custom online tailored men's clothing that measure you with a phone app. Are there women's apparel places online like that? Your body is worth the investment.

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Very true. Maybe I should at least look. Long ago, I had a custom bra made. Not sexy at all but supportive. Hubby (not hubby then) bought me a gift certificate. Again was the infancy of the internet so all that was available to me was crap like Victoria's secret and playtex, none of which made anything in the correct ratio. I have a problem with buying nice things though. I have admitted to having strange behaviors like never eating the last of anything so there are jars with like 4 olives, and one pickle, packages with 2 cookies etc. The condiment drawer because of not throwing out packets from restaurants. Slipping food into my purse at events lol. Sewing damaged clothing. Using every drop of toothpaste, shampoo (watering it down to make sure all was used) It is throwback from being really poor where you don't know when you will be able to get replacement socks or food. So like I see a $200 outfit and think, fuck that, I've bought cars for less than that. I see a new car, and think fuck that, I could buy a house for that. I have taken splendidly to shopping (excessively) but yeah, what can I say, this bitch be cheap. But maybe someday I will.

This is a conundrum, as my personal preference would be you in just stockings and a smile. However, since we're supposed to choose ..

* ... my first choice would be whatever comes off easiest. Though I'd wager you can get out of any of them for the right incentives .. or have them removed for the right incentives. SO that takes us to ...

* ... what makes you look the best. Well, hell - you make ALL of them look good, so that's not a criteria worth considering. SO let's consider ..

* ... what appears to make "the girls" happy. I'd wager that means the first and third ones not so good (although seeing your breasts spilling out of ANY top makes it look good to me!). This leaves the three darker ones .. and I personally like all of them.

Mostly, though, I just like looking at you. So as long as you keep posting, I'm in favor of whatever you decide. Which, if I'm not mistaken, makes me a pretty typical guy ...

Not cheap. Frugal, or resourceful.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well I bought and wore this one a couple weeks back. Didn't quite fit like the stock picture (and I am even doing the arms up, touch the sky, because well ya know)

http://i.imgur.com/MSkIf71m.jpg

And I decided it is a keeper

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You look amazing. Your figure is incredible. Thank you for sharing all of the pics

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well I bought and wore this one a couple weeks back. Didn't quite fit like the stock picture (and I am even doing the arms up, touch the sky, because well ya know)

http://i.imgur.com/MSkIf71m.jpg

And I decided it is a keeper.

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That looks good actually.

Someone mentioned custom made. As a kid we had a lady down our street who was called Auntie Nellie. Not related to us. She was a corsetier. She worked at home for a company called Spirella. Her main job was a local agent and used to modify stock items to suit the figure in question. She also made specials to order. Took all measurements needed and made anything from scratch.

We used to visit and stay with her after school on occasion and no one was allowed in her front room, her work room, but as a curious 10 year old I used to sneak a peek. I’ve seen all sorts of leather and metal garments as well as normal corsetry, though at that age didn’t really understand what they were.