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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I pegged my jeans perfectly. Don't know the shirts though.



Haha. Well that last sentence took on a whole different meaning to me for a second.



Lol and thank you, they have their angles.



I will admit to ducking an ex boyfriend because of a shirt. I was up front that I didn't want a serious relationship, but he kept doing shit like we were out, ran into someone he knew, then after was all "how am I supposed to introduce you"', having me meet his family, or laying in bed going " OK, so where are we going?". And I'd remind him to not pressure me into commitment or plans or labels, but it kept happening, then one night it escalated to ending the relationship because he clearly needed more than I could give, and he wasn't respecting that I just wasn't there yet and I left. Anyway, amoung basic items that got swapped between us, was my favorite shirt. It was his, and it had been purchased in India. He tried calling me many times over the couple weeks after we broke up, but I avoided because I didn't know if he was wanting to get back together and agreeing to lessen the pressure of the future, or if he was calling to get his stuff back. And I really loved that shirt.

I actually feel really bad about that, as he was a super great guy, and I really did owe him the courtesy of hearing out whatever he wanted to say after that last fight, but I had just lost a really good guy because I just couldn't be what he wanted me to be, and say what he wanted me to say unless I lied which I didn't want to do, and I couldn't risk the shirt. God, that is awful.

My first computer I owned was an Apple compatible that my mom was dead set against me buying. I was probably 9 or 10 at the most, and had saved every bit of money anyone had ever given me my whole life. She drove me to the store but wouldn't come in as her protest to me spending a ridiculous amount on a "game". So yup a computer sales guy got to sell a whole system to a little girl with piles of small bill cash lol. But my mom will now admit I was right (I had been saying computers were the future since I first saw one in 82). How someday I would be having conversations and playing monopoly with kids in China or anywhere. How someday they would replace encyclopedias and it would be this wonderful place with the free exchange of thoughts and ideas. OK, maybe I wasn't totally correct, and my 5 year old self never saw the porn industry coming, but I was more right than her.
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You have a dirty old man's mind: double penetration on the mind, huh? LOL

My dad work at a bank for 25 years. He was a maintenance man and courier. The computer people who shared the basement with him INSISTED that I take computer science as a major. I couldn't until 1983, when it was offered, but once they found out I did, they were like, "You can intern for us now." I turned them down: Working at an Italian restaurant got more chicks ROFL

I didn't get my first computer until 1988, and it cost me over $2K, with shit memory and graphics, a modem that was slower than a snail stuck in the mud.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Lol. That is cool. I still have no idea how to play pinochle (my grandparents used to play, but it was adult time, so I got shooed away.
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My dad didn't have time to teach me to do sports, he had work, but when I was a teen, he taught me the important things: pinochle, poker, and pool.

I earned money for the needy greedy girlfriend hustling fellow students and the adults at the pool hall near campus - had to give the hall owner 10% of the winnings, so he'd have my back LOL
 
RjThoughts said:
You have a dirty old man's mind: double penetration on the mind, huh? LOL

My dad work at a bank for 25 years. He was a maintenance man and courier. The computer people who shared the basement with him INSISTED that I take computer science as a major. I couldn't until 1983, when it was offered, but once they found out I did, they were like, "You can intern for us now." I turned them down: Working at an Italian restaurant got more chicks ROFL

I didn't get my first computer until 1988, and it cost me over $2K, with shit memory and graphics, a modem that was slower than a snail stuck in the mud.
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I guess I do, but come on, who doesn't have double penetration on their mind.

I got my first computer before you did lol. Mine was $700 and change. With a fancy continuous feed dot matrix printer.

RjThoughts said:
My dad didn't have time to teach me to do sports, he had work, but when I was a teen, he taught me the important things: pinochle, poker, and pool.

I earned money for the needy greedy girlfriend hustling fellow students and the adults at the pool hall near campus - had to give the hall owner 10% of the winnings, so he'd have my back LOL
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Haha, well nice that your dad taught you something useful lol.
 
So speaking of DP. Remember when I got the set of jeweled butt plugs recently, and said I really liked them because so pretty but I found the steel border around the jewel tough on the butt cheeks if trying to wear for a few hours while going about my daily life. When the company asked my thoughts, I basically said the same thing. So, they sent me a synthetic set to try out. Nifty.

http://i.imgur.com/k2yx6Zjm.jpg

This also brings up another question, they offered me a tail, which makes me realize I don't really get the tail. I mean obviously I get butt plugs. And I even get how the pretty jeweled ones are a nice feature, because prettier than boring synthetic, but I a missing the appeal of the tail thing. What am I missing? I just think they'd get in the way or pulled out, but they are very popular so clearly I am missing a key point. Anyone what to break down why they are cool to have.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So speaking of DP. Remember when I got the set of jeweled butt plugs recently, and said I really liked them because so pretty but I found the steel border around the jewel tough on the butt cheeks if trying to wear for a few hours while going about my daily life. When the company asked my thoughts, I basically said the same thing. So, they sent me a synthetic set to try out. Nifty.

http://i.imgur.com/k2yx6Zjm.jpg

This also brings up another question, they offered me a tail, which makes me realize I don't really get the tail. I mean obviously I get butt plugs. And I even get how the pretty jeweled ones are a nice feature, because prettier than boring synthetic, but I a missing the appeal of the tail thing. What am I missing? I just think they'd get in the way or pulled out, but they are very popular so clearly I am missing a key point. Anyone what to break down why they are cool to have.
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Preferences? Wife and her sister prefer just the plug.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Curious how you know your wife's sister's butt plug preference.
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Honestly? I've got a sister-in-law that would just blithely talk about stuff like that. No filter. She's actually very refreshing to be around; no need for awkward silences.

She, too, knows the perv handshake.
 
RjThoughts said:
They both used my Amazon prime account to order a couple. Lol
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Oh that is so much worse than i could have imagined. A woman's Amazon prime us her secret private oasis of shopping bliss completely hidden from her husband. You are an invader in your wife's secret shopping oasis. Say it isn't so.

JJonah said:
Oh dear.

What WOULDN'T it be?
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Well damn it, I want an official one so you can tell a perv upon meeting.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Oh that is so much worse than i could have imagined. A woman's Amazon prime us her secret private oasis of shopping bliss completely hidden from her husband. You are an invader in your wife's secret shopping oasis. Say it isn't so.



Well damn it, I want an official one so you can tell a perv upon meeting.
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My wife's use isn't secret, not when she asks me to order her toys and other items. Now when she goes to the mall, I don't know how much she spends on she's and clothes
 
RjThoughts said:
My wife's use isn't secret, not when she asks me to order her toys and other items. Now when she goes to the mall, I don't know how much she spends on she's and clothes
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But wine and prime, wine and prime. When you are drinking at the mall and do a Miley Cyrus imitation by licking hammers or putting on nipple pasties, or put on a Victoria's Secret runway show, not everyone applauds like they do for those bitches, some people ask you to leave. Hence wine and prime.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well damn it, I want an official one so you can tell a perv upon meeting.
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It would be the perviest thing two hands can do to each other, preferably without bystanders knowing. So I'd imagine something to do with fingers.

I'll give it some thought. We can figure this out.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
But wine and prime, wine and prime. When you are drinking at the mall and do a Miley Cyrus imitation by licking hammers or putting on nipple pasties, or put on a Victoria's Secret runway show, not everyone applauds like they do for those bitches, some people ask you to leave. Hence wine and prime.
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When my wife wines, I take away her latop lol

She wine and prime once and spent $500 :eek:
 
JJonah said:
It would be the perviest thing two hands can do to each other, preferably without bystanders knowing. So I'd imagine something to do with fingers.

I'll give it some thought. We can figure this out.
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Oh that is rough. I suspect someone should lick something though. That seems a good place to start.

RjThoughts said:
When my wife wines, I take away her latop lol

She wine and prime once and spent $500 :eek:
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Mmm hum (I added the hum, as it seemed creepy to be enjoying another woman's shopping spree so much). What did she buy?

JJonah said:
She's probably my favorite human being on the planet. I often assume she's here, posting. It wouldn't surprise me even remotely.
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Haha. I hope no one I know is here. I must admit the view counter is traumatizing. I like to pretend only those commenting exist here.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Oh that is rough. I suspect someone should lick something though. That seems a good place to start.



Mmm hum (I added the hum, as it seemed creepy to be enjoying another woman's shopping spree so much). What did she buy?



Haha. I hope no one I know is here. I must admit the view counter is traumatizing. I like to pretend only those commenting exist here.
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Lingerie, handbags, and adult toys, along with toy cleaner :D
 
RjThoughts said:
Lingerie, handbags, and adult toys, along with toy cleaner :D
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$500 on lingerie, handbags, and toys. Well I need more details, please, pretty please. Also, lingerie and toys sprees, shouldn't you be giving her the laptop when drinking, she might find some really fun things.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Oh that is rough. I suspect someone should lick something though. That seems a good place to start.

Haha. I hope no one I know is here. I must admit the view counter is traumatizing. I like to pretend only those commenting exist here.
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Give it some thought. We’ll figure it out.

Given what I post, I’m now wondering whether she’d figure out who I am...
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
$500 on lingerie, handbags, and toys. Well I need more details, please, pretty please. Also, lingerie and toys sprees, shouldn't you be giving her the laptop when drinking, she might find some really fun things.
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There may or may not have been jewelry as well.
She purchased an entire new lingerie waredrobe as well as oh, better not.
 
JJonah said:
Give it some thought. We’ll figure it out.

Given what I post, I’m now wondering whether she’d figure out who I am...
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Well I can say, if anyone here knows me in real life, they obviously know it is me. I haven't had anyone call me on it yet. Though several months ago, I switched from green hair to pink hair, and a male coworker walked in the office, stared at me, then started laughing so hard, walked out of the building, and sat in his truck for at least 10 minutes before coming back in. And he would not tell me what was going on. I even looked in the mirror and nothing was odd. I still haven't figured it out, so I kind of wonder (I wasn't showing my face back then)

Anyway other than that unlikely maybe, so far so good.

RjThoughts said:
There may or may not have been jewelry as well.
She purchased an entire new lingerie waredrobe as well as oh, better not.
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And now I want to shop for lingerie, but I think I own everything (yes I've been enjoying wine). Hum maybe toys. Lol.
 
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