Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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so my jammies (that yes I am still in)
http://i.imgur.com/6zub791m.jpg
in other news, my goose died a few weeks ago. is it wrong that I was kind of happy that my pet died. I finally had my yard back without fear of being bitten in the ass. (he was an African gander, and was 9 when I got him, and lived with me another 12 years. their average lifespan is 5 to 15 years, so he lived a very long full life, and he was a total asshole since we got him) anyway, now hubby and kid came home with chicks (5 baby chicks of 4 different breeds of chicken). damn, ok, they are cute, but if they start flying to bite me in the ass, I'm going to be pissed. why can't they come home with a baby goat or pig, they are cute and smart. lol
http://i.imgur.com/6zub791m.jpg
in other news, my goose died a few weeks ago. is it wrong that I was kind of happy that my pet died. I finally had my yard back without fear of being bitten in the ass. (he was an African gander, and was 9 when I got him, and lived with me another 12 years. their average lifespan is 5 to 15 years, so he lived a very long full life, and he was a total asshole since we got him) anyway, now hubby and kid came home with chicks (5 baby chicks of 4 different breeds of chicken). damn, ok, they are cute, but if they start flying to bite me in the ass, I'm going to be pissed. why can't they come home with a baby goat or pig, they are cute and smart. lol
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well thanks. I am still going with "the best part of waking up, is a tongue in my cunt" but alas that is so rare.
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Such a hilarious goose. If I went around biting people in the ass, I'd get arrested for it.
Do you guys do any type of farming out there? Sounds like you're kinda in the boonies lol.Also, I volunteer for the tongue in your cunt thing. Only problem is that I'll probably never wake up before you if you're an early riser. I guess I'll have to do it in the middle of the night or something.
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Well it should totally be a jingle. I figure if I say it enough, it shall be.
Such a hilarious goose. If I went around biting people in the ass, I'd get arrested for it.
Also, I volunteer for the tongue in your cunt thing. Only problem is that I'll probably never wake up before you if you're an early riser. I guess I'll have to do it in the middle of the night or something.
Haha. Geese are assholes. When I bought my house it was zoned agricultural, however homeowners got together to get it zoned rural estate. I considered fighting but they only did it to block mobile homes and agreed to overlook and basic farm pets. Across the street is a ton of cattle, but that is still agricultural. So far everyone is ignoring basic pets. I had a goose, someone else had a couple goats, some one else has a few chickens.
As for edible produce, I practice survival of the fittest gardening. What does great, lemons, oranges, kumquats, loquats. What does OK, peaches, pears, pomegranate, mulberries, mint, Basil, thyme, rosemary. What sometimes survives, strawberries, tomatoes, peppers, carrots, cabbage. Basically the trees thrive, ground plants are real iffy.
I wake up at about 6:30 on my own. Life wakes me up at 6 though. Damn life.
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I like orange.
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I can't blame the goose as if I saw you bending over in the yard I would be pinching and grabbing your ass as well.
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Semi-random and semi coherent thoughts on Saturday morning.
-I never met a goose that wasn’t an asshole at heart
-Aligators freak me out. One of the few animals that scares me. The other is lions. (Basically anything that can eat me, and not in the good way.)
-Pigs are awesome pets (the ones bred to be pets)
-“The Men Who Stare At Goats” is a great movie
-love the simple pajamas, always a favorite thing to see a woman in. (Probably because in my formative years it meant either I had just gotten laid or was just about to get laid)
-great jingle!
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Well good, because i wore it yesterday, slept in it, and am still in it today. Obviously I am moving and grooving today.
At least you have your own boobs to play with!
Well they aren't real interesting when you see them all the time.
I can't blame the goose as if I saw you bending over in the yard I would be pinching and grabbing your ass as well.
Lol. Hopefully not as hard at least.
Haha, yeah geese suck. Lions are probably more dangerous than alligators. Way smarter for sure. Pigs rock. We go visit a pig rescue farm a lot. Never seen the goat movie, but goats are adorkable. And thanks. Yeah a woman getting undressed does tend to imply about to get laid. And yes awesome jingle, isn't it.
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So finally got on a bra and pants...woohoo.
http://i.imgur.com/LjFYwjSm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WulYlIAm.jpg
Wearing my sexy platform crocs too. Yowsa
http://i.imgur.com/MJmMyUGm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LjFYwjSm.jpg
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Wearing my sexy platform crocs too. Yowsa
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They went braless when they were in a museum. You'd think it would have been an older woman to tell them to "dress properly," but it was a woman in her thirties, dressed rather conservatively, and her face looked bitchy. She did call the security guard over, to have him call the police when Better Half and SIL laughed at her. He laughed at her, as well. She left in a huff.
I see you were a little cold in orange
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Oooooooo
And you're not wearing the world's best contraception Crocs LOL
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Well thanks.
They went braless when they were in a museum. You'd think it would have been an older woman to tell them to "dress properly," but it was a woman in her thirties, dressed rather conservatively, and her face looked bitchy. She did call the security guard over, to have him call the police when Better Half and SIL laughed at her. He laughed at her, as well. She left in a huff.
I see you were a little cold in orange
OMG. Yeah I probably would have made the situation worse. As I did through my purse, flash a big smile and perkily say, "I will give your suggestion all the consideration it deserves, but first let me put some powder on you, you looking so elderly is a little traumatic for me", or some shit. Yeah this was why everyone loves me lol.
Hope wasn't cold, they just do what they want lol.
Oh come on, they are sexy and you know it.
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Nothing can make those of which we speak look sexy, not even a naked you!
Now I'm remembering my wife trying them on..nope, she couldn't either
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It's more of a safety thing with me, kitchen help using them because the letch Mario Batali did. Also, you can walk and they'd come off. I was hit in the shin by a flying one, off a kid running from his mom. LOL He tripped after it came of and both his mom and me laughed LOL
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Your Crocs weren't tacky, talking about the open back ones.
And boobs are like ice cream, makes EVERYTHING better
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Just hard enough to let you know that Iike the view. And that I want more.
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Lol. I will say that I don't think my crocs slip off any easier than loafers, which I wear most days.
Your Crocs weren't tacky, talking about the open back ones.
And boobs are like ice cream, makes EVERYTHING better
Oh they are tacky as hell. Not sure which is worse, these, my camo crocs or my zebra combat boots haha.
But yes "boobs, they make everything better" should be a slogan
Hum well.
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I won't call camo shoes tacky. My wife had camo 4-inch pumps, purchased them as a protest to a new dress code at her job. Needless to say, the executives rescinded it.
And I have no right to judge people: My favorite soccer jersey of all time I wore was Creamsicle orange!! And we had the same color socks!
The '80s were awesome!!!!
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