Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

scotluvsoral · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh I also promised to post this. didn't bother with garters as was just trying on.

http://i.imgur.com/EFFVDfIl.jpg

totally doesn't quite look like the model

http://i.imgur.com/2EjsHoMm.png

but I think i will keep it. it is something different

WOW! I hurt myself when I bit my tongue!!!

scotluvsoral · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So yesterday, when I was cleaning, I found a roll of my son's temporary tattoos. This reminded me of the couple who had some photos with cool adult temporary tattoos that looked awesome and my thoughts of yeah in my house it would be teenaged mutant ninja turtles or dinosaurs or whatever.

So found the tattoos, and remembered my videos were more on a pervy run lately rather than weird, awkward, and bizarre. So enjoy weird, awkward, and bizarre.

Oh, happy Monday.
https://www.***********/s/jzuu0n0sl7e3tf4/2018-6-10-15-57-59.mp4?dl=0

*LOL* Loved it!

ll74 · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So yesterday, when I was cleaning, I found a roll of my son's temporary tattoos. This reminded me of the couple who had some photos with cool adult temporary tattoos that looked awesome and my thoughts of yeah in my house it would be teenaged mutant ninja turtles or dinosaurs or whatever.

So found the tattoos, and remembered my videos were more on a pervy run lately rather than weird, awkward, and bizarre. So enjoy weird, awkward, and bizarre.

I about spit out my drink watching this. Your tits are a playground of fun

CanadianM · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So yesterday, when I was cleaning, I found a roll of my son's temporary tattoos. This reminded me of the couple who had some photos with cool adult temporary tattoos that looked awesome and my thoughts of yeah in my house it would be teenaged mutant ninja turtles or dinosaurs or whatever.

So found the tattoos, and remembered my videos were more on a pervy run lately rather than weird, awkward, and bizarre. So enjoy weird, awkward, and bizarre.

Oh, happy Monday.
https://www.***********/s/jzuu0n0sl7e3tf4/2018-6-10-15-57-59.mp4?dl=0

And a happy Monday to you as well... just catching up after a busy weekend and loved your Monday movie offering... playful and fun!!! Have a wonderful week sexy lady!! :rose:

bone251 · Jun 11, 2018

scotluvsoral said:
First 3 pics were very fetching and then I bust into the laughter on the next one. Ya gotta love kids!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom · Jun 11, 2018

JJonah said:
Nice.

You’re fun in SO many ways.

barrel of laughs and a bag of chips

ohverbatum7 said:
Love your voice, and you would be a great kid's teacher, just a bit of rethinking your visual display.

thank you. I actually did work as a preschool teacher back in the late 90s.

hotcpu said:
Steven Spielberg would be so proud of the new direction the Jaws series has taken ... no doubt it would rake in more money than "Jaws 23 the Return of the Return of the Return"
Made my morning so much brighter!! TY!!

lol. yes, my Jaws effects are totally awesome lol. but glad you found it amusing

IrezumiKiss said:
Now my Monday is good. Not that I hate my job or anything, but this kooky-but-smutty irreverence will power me through mass transit at least!

That "Charlie Brown stripe" dress really compliments your body. It's like boobs and then pattern, which is good design play at work. Is that your fave to wear?

well, ya know, what else would I do with my time if I wasn't kooky and smutty, like knit or some shit. Yeah, this is way more fun. it is one of my bumming around weekend dresses. is it a dress, is it my pajamas...well it is both. I do have 2 of that dress, but I have several lazy dresses

Paul_Chance said:
Hahaha - great little video and an amusing way to start the Monday morning.

thanks, Happy to amuse

heathrowinneo said:
love your easel and would love to help create a masterpiece with you... and the shots are still at the bar and your beer is gone... but such lovely art work... mmm

haha. obviously my my stick figures and I are going to take the art world by storm

Todger65 said:
I found this most amusing especially when when the stick man was attacked by the shark and appeared to piss himself.

hahahaha.

scotluvsoral said:
Great legs!!!

thank you

scotluvsoral said:
First 3 pics were very fetching and then I bust into the laughter on the next one. Ya gotta love kids!!!

lol. come on that top lizard totally looks like a dick.

Steelheart2018 said:
We all need to have a little insanity at work. Especially on a Monday.

I loved the video, as it made me smile and horny all at the same time! Good job!

haha. made you horny, you might be weirder than me, and I filmed that shit.

scotluvsoral said:
I like sneaky, it turns out!

sneaky is fun

scotluvsoral said:
WOW! I hurt myself when I bit my tongue!!!

lol, thanks. hope your tongue is ready and able to get back to work though.

scotluvsoral said:
*LOL* Loved it!

lol. thank you

ll74 said:
I about spit out my drink watching this. Your tits are a playground of fun

haha. I am sure they can do many things if I just try

CanadianM said:
And a happy Monday to you as well... just catching up after a busy weekend and loved your Monday movie offering... playful and fun!!! Have a wonderful week sexy lady!!

thank you. glad you enjoyed. Hope your week goes well too.

bone251 said:

thank you

Steelheart2018 · Jun 11, 2018

Lol. I might be, but it's kind of hard not to get horny looking at your lovely tits.

RjThoughts · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So yesterday, when I was cleaning, I found a roll of my son's temporary tattoos. This reminded me of the couple who had some photos with cool adult temporary tattoos that looked awesome and my thoughts of yeah in my house it would be teenaged mutant ninja turtles or dinosaurs or whatever.

So found the tattoos, and remembered my videos were more on a pervy run lately rather than weird, awkward, and bizarre. So enjoy weird, awkward, and bizarre.

Oh, happy Monday.
https://www.***********/s/jzuu0n0sl7e3tf4/2018-6-10-15-57-59.mp4?dl=0

"Sharknado 69: Tits Ahoy!"

LOL

Justadesperatewifeandmom · Jun 11, 2018

Todger65 said:
I reckon it looks better on you, you have a lot more to display.

well thanks. and that i do

Steelheart2018 said:
Lol. I might be, but it's kind of hard not to get horny looking at your lovely tits.

now I am curious what my tits could do that wouldn't make you horny lol.

AlliaPotestas · Jun 11, 2018

Justa I do love ya! When I fear I have gone bat shit crazy, I got you around to prove there is someone crazier - I am tempted to do a bastardised sonny and Cher in your honour, except I really can’t sing.

I love bad sci fi movies on your tits, I think this should be a thing - Sunday sci fi maybe... can I recommend timecrimes... a Spanish sci fi? I recommend this to most people when discussing sci fi on the basis at some point someone will be able to explain it to me..

Anywhos where was a shark in Venice on your tits? I honestly did not know this was a thing...

https://youtu.be/BDD9jGMlxNQ

Nor dinoshark...

https://youtu.be/9ILns1Y8kOU

JJonah · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
barrel of laughs and a bag of chips

Well. Two bags, I’d say. But who’s counting?

DrRickMarshall · Jun 11, 2018

Lmao love it

pv2012 · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So yesterday, when I was cleaning, I found a roll of my son's temporary tattoos. This reminded me of the couple who had some photos with cool adult temporary tattoos that looked awesome and my thoughts of yeah in my house it would be teenaged mutant ninja turtles or dinosaurs or whatever.

So found the tattoos, and remembered my videos were more on a pervy run lately rather than weird, awkward, and bizarre. So enjoy weird, awkward, and bizarre.

Oh, happy Monday.

LMAO

Drawing with aunt Justa ?
A kids' show that the dads would enjoy watching too.

Sadly I don't think any of the big networks are going to buy it.

Justadesperatewifeandmom · Jun 11, 2018

RjThoughts said:
"Sharknado 69: Tits Ahoy!"

LOL

lol

AlliaPotestas said:
Justa I do love ya! When I fear I have gone bat shit crazy, I got you around to prove there is someone crazier - I am tempted to do a bastardised sonny and Cher in your honour, except I really can’t sing.

I love bad sci fi movies on your tits, I think this should be a thing - Sunday sci fi maybe... can I recommend timecrimes... a Spanish sci fi? I recommend this to most people when discussing sci fi on the basis at some point someone will be able to explain it to me..

Anywhos where was a shark in Venice on your tits? I honestly did not know this was a thing...

https://youtu.be/BDD9jGMlxNQ

Nor dinoshark...

https://youtu.be/9ILns1Y8kOU

haha. yes you can count on me to help you feel less crazy. and I am not familiar with shark in Venice. I am sad I forgot dinoshark. I know that one.

JJonah said:
Well. Two bags, I’d say. But who’s counting?

now the question is what flavor

DrRickMarshall said:
Lmao love it

thank you

pv2012 said:
LMAO
Drawing with aunt Justa ?
A kids' show that the dads would enjoy watching too.
Sadly I don't think any of the big networks are going to buy it.

haha, well I guess it could be a youtube channel

Justadesperatewifeandmom · Jun 11, 2018

oh and here is a picture for anyone who does not want to waste 3 minutes but wants to know what was being discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/FPHmycJl.jpg

mrspank30 · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh and here is a picture for anyone who does not want to waste 3 minutes but wants to know what was being discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/FPHmycJl.jpg

Mmmm!

JJonah · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
now the question is what flavor

Sometimes you’ve just got to taste them to find out. I’ll be happy to step up and volunteer.

Something spicy, I bet.

mrspank30 · Jun 11, 2018

I'll be in Fort Myers for a long weekend. Just knowing that I'm in either state will have you in my mind.

Steelheart2018 · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh and here is a picture for anyone who does not want to waste 3 minutes but wants to know what was being discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/FPHmycJl.jpg

Is it weird that I used up 12 minutes of my day on watching yuur video?

Vincius · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh I also promised to post this. didn't bother with garters as was just trying on.

http://i.imgur.com/EFFVDfIl.jpg

totally doesn't quite look like the model

http://i.imgur.com/2EjsHoMm.png

but I think i will keep it. it is something different

Is this a new fashion - some kind of evening wear?

kingfupa · Jun 11, 2018

You need some whiteout for those tits, lol. :kiss:

Sam5555 · Jun 11, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
oh I also promised to post this. didn't bother with garters as was just trying on.

http://i.imgur.com/EFFVDfIl.jpg

totally doesn't quite look like the model

http://i.imgur.com/2EjsHoMm.png

but I think i will keep it. it is something different

Far better than the model! Thanks for sharing. Absolutely stunning!

Justadesperatewifeandmom · Jun 12, 2018

mrspank30 said:
Mmmm!

Interesting picture to mmmm. It is totally sharktopus that makes it, right.

JJonah said:
Sometimes you’ve just got to taste them to find out. I’ll be happy to step up and volunteer.

Something spicy, I bet.

Well if we are what we eat, I am fast, cheap, and easy drown in overly sweet wine.

mrspank30 said:
I'll be in Fort Myers for a long weekend. Just knowing that I'm in either state will have you in my mind.

Fort Myers is a nice place to visit

Steelheart2018 said:
Is it weird that I used up 12 minutes of my day on watching yuur video?

Well that means you watched it 3 times, so maybe. What making sure you didn't miss any of the subtle nuances of sharktopus raaaawr

Vincius said:
Is this a new fashion - some kind of evening wear?

Well I am old, so only weekend evening wear.

kingfupa said:
You need some whiteout for those tits, lol.

Lol, you offering?

Sam5555 said:
Far better than the model! Thanks for sharing. Absolutely stunning!

Thank you.

JJonah · Jun 12, 2018

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well if we are what we eat, I am fast, cheap, and easy drown in overly sweet wine.

Humph.

I guess three out of three ain’t bad

Port or Madeira?

Steelheart2018 · Jun 12, 2018

I couldn't stop looking at your lovely show.

Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

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