Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Yeah, I am not sure. No one in my family has small tits, but no one near my size either. Honestly, I don't think the county I live in has a book store. There is a library though. My perv magnetism worked best while walking anyway.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so do you ever have one of those days, where everything seems to go wrong. that is my day.

first, I lock my keys in my house, can't find the spare, hubby doesn't answer his phone, so I had to break into my house so I could go to work. Actually only took me about 15 minutes total and half was looking for the spare key, and I didn't really do any damage to the door and lock I jimmied so go me.

Anyway, go to leave, and find my mp3 player didn't charge in my car last night, so have to listen to the radio.

I need gas, so I stop, find the button on my wallet is missing, so I have to break into my wallet.

Use the automatic shut off on the gas pump, which did not automatically shut off. Luckily I was standing right there, so as soon as gas tank started overflowing, I saw and stopped it, but still.

get into work, now late, and of course people are waiting on me.

finally get rid of everyone, go to get my perv on, and it is slow as fuck. so test my cable jack, and the signal is very poor, so I head to the cable junction room (assume an amp has fried), and well I know longer have a working key. So I find another jack near enough to my cube to hook up my modem and router (obviously I don't use the corporate network for my amusement). Finally get running at a worthy speed, and then people won't stop wanting me to do shit.

anyway. Happy Fucking Thursday.

my thong is pink

http://i.imgur.com/12daryVm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/dyb3tRPm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hFAM01Zm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jQa9sF3m.jpg

on the plus side, I received a random wireless vibrating bullet from one of the companies that likes to send me stuff, so I assume i shall test it during my afternoon meetings, see if it is whisper quiet

http://i.imgur.com/4ZAEb8Pm.jpg

and I have a peach.

see

http://i.imgur.com/aEerKZym.jpg

I think my boobs make it look small (and yes I plan to do that picture with every type of fruit that appears on my desk until I find a fruit bigger than my tits. I assume that would probably have to be a watermellon)

and finally I did say that I'd post my signature. I am sure everyone will easily be able to track me with it.

http://i.imgur.com/g2DGeVpm.jpg

oh, and I have a 4 day weekend. yippie. off tomorrow to attend my sons prek graduation, where they will be putting on a concert, singing such masterpieces as Tooty Ta and Tony Chestnut. I am sure it will be an amazing concert with encores and people holding lit lighters and throwing undergarments. Ok, maybe not, but I am sure it will be fucking cute.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so do you ever have one of those days, where everything seems to go wrong. that is my day.

first, I lock my keys in my house, can't find the spare, hubby doesn't answer his phone, so I had to break into my house so I could go to work. Actually only took me about 15 minutes total and half was looking for the spare key, and I didn't really do any damage to the door and lock I jimmied so go me.

Anyway, go to leave, and find my mp3 player didn't charge in my car last night, so have to listen to the radio.

I need gas, so I stop, find the button on my wallet is missing, so I have to break into my wallet.

Use the automatic shut off on the gas pump, which did not automatically shut off. Luckily I was standing right there, so as soon as gas tank started overflowing, I saw and stopped it, but still.

get into work, now late, and of course people are waiting on me.

finally get rid of everyone, go to get my perv on, and it is slow as fuck. so test my cable jack, and the signal is very poor, so I head to the cable junction room (assume an amp has fried), and well I know longer have a working key. So I find another jack near enough to my cube to hook up my modem and router (obviously I don't use the corporate network for my amusement). Finally get running at a worthy speed, and then people won't stop wanting me to do shit.

anyway. Happy Fucking Thursday.

my thong is pink

http://i.imgur.com/12daryVm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/dyb3tRPm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hFAM01Zm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jQa9sF3m.jpg

on the plus side, I received a random wireless vibrating bullet from one of the companies that likes to send me stuff, so I assume i shall test it during my afternoon meetings, see if it is whisper quiet

http://i.imgur.com/4ZAEb8Pm.jpg

and I have a peach.

see

http://i.imgur.com/aEerKZym.jpg

I think my boobs make it look small (and yes I plan to do that picture with every type of fruit that appears on my desk until I find a fruit bigger than my tits. I assume that would probably have to be a watermellon)

and finally I did say that I'd post my signature. I am sure everyone will easily be able to track me with it.

http://i.imgur.com/g2DGeVpm.jpg

oh, and I have a 4 day weekend. yippie. off tomorrow to attend my sons prek graduation, where they will be putting on a concert, singing such masterpieces as Tooty Ta and Tony Chestnut. I am sure it will be an amazing concert with encores and people holding lit lighters and throwing undergarments. Ok, maybe not, but I am sure it will be fucking cute.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so do you ever have one of those days, where everything seems to go wrong. that is my day.

first, I lock my keys in my house, can't find the spare, hubby doesn't answer his phone, so I had to break into my house so I could go to work. Actually only took me about 15 minutes total and half was looking for the spare key, and I didn't really do any damage to the door and lock I jimmied so go me.

Anyway, go to leave, and find my mp3 player didn't charge in my car last night, so have to listen to the radio.

I need gas, so I stop, find the button on my wallet is missing, so I have to break into my wallet.

Use the automatic shut off on the gas pump, which did not automatically shut off. Luckily I was standing right there, so as soon as gas tank started overflowing, I saw and stopped it, but still.

get into work, now late, and of course people are waiting on me.

finally get rid of everyone, go to get my perv on, and it is slow as fuck. so test my cable jack, and the signal is very poor, so I head to the cable junction room (assume an amp has fried), and well I know longer have a working key. So I find another jack near enough to my cube to hook up my modem and router (obviously I don't use the corporate network for my amusement). Finally get running at a worthy speed, and then people won't stop wanting me to do shit.

anyway. Happy Fucking Thursday.

my thong is pink

http://i.imgur.com/12daryVm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/dyb3tRPm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hFAM01Zm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jQa9sF3m.jpg

on the plus side, I received a random wireless vibrating bullet from one of the companies that likes to send me stuff, so I assume i shall test it during my afternoon meetings, see if it is whisper quiet

http://i.imgur.com/4ZAEb8Pm.jpg

and I have a peach.

see

http://i.imgur.com/aEerKZym.jpg

I think my boobs make it look small (and yes I plan to do that picture with every type of fruit that appears on my desk until I find a fruit bigger than my tits. I assume that would probably have to be a watermellon)

and finally I did say that I'd post my signature. I am sure everyone will easily be able to track me with it.

http://i.imgur.com/g2DGeVpm.jpg

oh, and I have a 4 day weekend. yippie. off tomorrow to attend my sons prek graduation, where they will be putting on a concert, singing such masterpieces as Tooty Ta and Tony Chestnut. I am sure it will be an amazing concert with encores and people holding lit lighters and throwing undergarments. Ok, maybe not, but I am sure it will be fucking cute.

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Steelheart2018 said:

I can be utterly lost and still find my way back to where I started.
So I will know my way around you in no time.

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RjThoughts said:

For the most part, women are pigs like us men. I've not had some random woman come up to me and talk about the book I'm reading or looking at while I'm walking. They wait until I'm in a more appropriate location. Beaches, I've had women come up to start conversations, but I think sometimes it's so they have an excuse to look at my wife

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KerryK7784 said:

I would love to watch you quiver with pleasure using your new toy. And I would love to taste you after.
Kisses
Kaz

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hotcpu said:

Enjoy the Weekend and try not to buy the package store totally out of alcohol ... !! And even on your worst days you are SOOOO DAMN SEXY!! Can't wait to hear if the whisper was a whisper or a YELL!!

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thinkingofyou3000 said:

What a gorgeous ass! Such awesome breasts! wow!

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klippert said:

I have had those days....auto off on a diesel pump is worse....I luv the pink thong, your magnificent ass...I check in once a day at work (via my phone) to see if you've post any work pix....luv those big titties... yum

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heathrowinneo said:

hmmm gas pump over-flowed... you cause more than that to erupt... love the pics, great bum and hope we get toread your review on the quiet vibe... still willing to buy you a shot or two plus the beer...

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Shadow701 said:

Happy Friday! Hopefully it goes better than your Thursday. Free toys have to be a nice perk. I feel play time could be interesting breaking it in.

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ohverbatum7 said:

i shall test it during my afternoon meetings

You could hand out ear defenders, don't want to disturb their afternoon nap.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Yeah, women are just better at it. Better timing, more discrete, or at least just more, I don't know, subtle or sly about it.

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Steelheart2018 said:

Good to know, as i will just twirl you around and see what happens.

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RjThoughts said:

Subtle is what women are, men not so much LOL
But I'd rather have the discrete, sly slip up next to me while I'm perusing over books than have someone ask me where I tan or tell me that I have a nice ass on the street.

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Joxlrg said:

YUMMO.. Now that's the way you break an office rule.. WOOT WOOT.. And I have never seen such a small peach.. LOL.. Thanks Justa.. Too bad everyone had to wait til just before the holiday to come at me.. LOL. I much prefer seeing you here.. Have a good weekend. Wish you the very best!!

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wickedpanda said:

Justa hows the Friday thing going for you?

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ohverbatum7 said:

Napping

Thank you for dealing with my silly posts, warms the cockles of my heart, incidentally, if you can be bothered with my brit quotes, they can to be checked on Google UK

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

j
oh, I actually do miss the nice ass shouts walking down the street. Well, there is one gas station I can always count on some redneck to yell someone unintelligible from a pickup truck, but the gas is like 20cents a gallon more than the two gas stations four blocks away. I have not figured out why I am so much sexier pumping gas at the one gas station versus the others. Maybe there is some sort of superb pump lighting. Best I can come up with is the speed limit on the road at the one is 35mph, and the speed limit at the others is 55mph. Now, what I don't miss is ridiculous lies. Back in the day, men used to really come up with some whoppers as what they do for a living. I think the best two were the guy who invented a car that ran on water and the astronaut. Now that is just offensive because one would have to be beyond dumb, like no one with an IQ over 65 is going to believe their shit. I accept not assuming I might actually be somewhat intelligent but, for fucks sake, that is just calling me a fucking idiot.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So I am now at home spending a peaceful afternoon lounging around. I don't have much for you, but I am quite comfortable

http://i.imgur.com/4RG1Lmwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VoT7x7Hm.jpg

and why yes, that is a small tyrannosaurus rex skeleton by my feet. thank you for noticing.

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RjThoughts said:

I've used two lame lines in my life and they both worked
*NY state campgrounds volleyball court, early '80s, Italian girl in the back talking with someone, her time to serve but she let the ball sit for a bit*
"Hey you. Are you going to stand there and look pretty or are you going to serve?"
*She was my first love ;*

*Two college students in an empty apartment, waiting for baked ziti to warm up. They're looking at his high school yearbook*
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap. You can see better."
*My wife, the one who broke my nose LOL*

It's like men lose IQ points when they see a hot woman. I've caught myself drooling, staring, and ready with a lame line. Thankfully, I just nod my head down, smile, and say nothing.


"It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln.

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RjThoughts said:

Your comfort is more important than our perving

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So I am now at home spending a peaceful afternoon lounging around. I don't have much for you, but I am quite comfortable

http://i.imgur.com/4RG1Lmwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VoT7x7Hm.jpg

and why yes, that is a small tyrannosaurus rex skeleton by my feet. thank you for noticing.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

awww. lol. those weren't that bad. Cheesy pick up lines can be really cute sometimes. Cutest pickup I ever had..... Again, back from the restaurant days, when all customers were good, sometimes us girls would chitchat, oblivious to the customers listening. My girlfriend and I were discussing our dream car. At that time, my dream car was a candle apple red Corvette with black leather interior, which is what I shared with her. A couple days later, this young man, who I didn't even notice initially, comes in, gets down on one knee, gives me a red matchbox corvette, takes my hand, slips on a cheap fake cubic zirconia ring, and asks if I'd do him the honor of going on a date with him. Yeah, I totally had to. It was only one date though. He turned out to be this super sweet extremely devote catholic. Even I have a line I won't cross, leading a semi devout religious man into temptation on a whirlwind tour through the seven deadly sins sounds like fun and games, but an extremely devout one, well, that is just cruel. I was honest with him and said he was super wonderful, and amazing, and sweet, and that I would pretty much destroy everything that made him him in weeks, and I didn't want to be that girl, that I was a hot mess, only looking to have a good time, was pretty much the complete opposite of everything he stood for, and I really was doing him a favor by not seeing him again.

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awww thanks. though, I think I can be lazy and pervy at the same time. I multitask well.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So I am now at home spending a peaceful afternoon lounging around. I don't have much for you, but I am quite comfortable

http://i.imgur.com/4RG1Lmwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VoT7x7Hm.jpg

and why yes, that is a small tyrannosaurus rex skeleton by my feet. thank you for noticing.

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Todger65 said:

Love your legs relaxing like that, don’t see enough of them

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RjThoughts said:

I was once a devout Catholic, as was my first love. Until prom night, and we did check off most of the deadly sins: envy was the only one we didn't break, she was angry that she had to go to sleep






If you are a nerd, or consider yourself one, it's important that you be able to multitask. I, for instance, just rinsed out a shit ton of diet Dr Pepper cans and fed the cats before they went back to sleep, all while remembering your pictures

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Steelheart2018 said:

Yep. Wish I was lounging there.

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