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It would seem that Buddy Christ gets around! I once had a glow in the dark one, but he currently resides on a shelf at the local bar, hahahaha. I gave it to an attractive bartender some years ago after she admired it.

LOL - I used to keep the David Lo Pan in bedroom on a shelf, but my last long term relationship confessed it kind of creeped her out, so I moved it to a place of honor on my desk.

Ah, the things we do to amuse ourselves.

Now, I just wonder if anyone has ever checked into the ER due to "tassle injuries".
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so last nights outfit was similar to what I snuck into last weekend to film a tassel video. Reason is I did a bad tassel show for hubby. I wore reasonable heels because I only wanted to do one comedy session (the tassel show) and not a falling on my ass show. Though he did get 2 comedy shows in the end. the tassel show, then me removing the tassels. since they had been on for hours, they were sticking better than last week. first one, I just pulled and it just popped right off. second one, stung when I pulled it off, so the little high pitch ouch, then the amusement that both of my nipples got really hard, even though only one had the experience, and a little mock conversation between my nipples, dubbed Bob and Fred for the mock conversation. And obviously yet again why I am not sexy unless you like comedy porn.

anyway, last nights outfit

http://i.imgur.com/ggn6RH9m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TrQl4RJm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qVayQlxm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KN8o0FZm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vGpnf9Qm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kko8GQym.jpg

and an artsy one. the method of art is being taken by photographing from a full length mirror that is in another room, which is dark and cluttered, and the mirror is covered with kids' dirty finger prints, and probably tongue prints. yup totally art.

http://i.imgur.com/QVwRjvem.jpg

and of course today is Mothers Day. I got a Popsicle stick jewelry box (super cute), butterfly artwork, and a family picture mounted on decorative wood. All super cute.

but let me share my first mother's day. kid was about 6 months old. Hubby acknowledged it in no way whatsoever. when I called him on not even saying happy mother's day, his answer was "why would I, you are not my mother" and yes he is still breathing. Truth, I hate fucking using shovels so, yes still above ground. The next 2 went like that too, until kid started school because the whole he was sticking to his guns as his logic is correct. total douche, he probably just forgot the first year, but though whole refusing to admit one is wrong, thus coming up with some stupid statement and having to stand by it. but again we both forgot our first wedding anniversary, so a little pot/kettle, plus I do like telling the story now when with groups of women bitching about our husbands (yes women do actually get together and bitch about their kids and husbands, we have no lives, what else would we talk about)
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you are as totally stunning to look at as you are delightful to read ... which means, of course that you're both a fun read and a devastatingly beautiful woman ... thanks for being here!!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
lol, thank you, thank you very much. I am now wondering what the proper etiquette is for when a tassel goes flying. Do you yell four like in golf, or just yell duck, or what?
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Nope you just yell, fuck, before retrieving it from the nose of the guy in the front row.
 
kdunn762012 said:
I believe protocol dictates that when a tassel goes flying the exposed nipple should be immediately covered... with my mouth.
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Nice problem solving. I wonder if the American association of tassel twirlers has instituted this policy

Steelheart2018 said:
And this massage includes internal massage as well.
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Always nice.


Paul_Chance said:
It would seem that Buddy Christ gets around! I once had a glow in the dark one, but he currently resides on a shelf at the local bar, hahahaha. I gave it to an attractive bartender some years ago after she admired it.

LOL - I used to keep the David Lo Pan in bedroom on a shelf, but my last long term relationship confessed it kind of creeped her out, so I moved it to a place of honor on my desk.

Ah, the things we do to amuse ourselves.

Now, I just wonder if anyone has ever checked into the ER due to "tassle injuries".
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Oh the things we do to amuse ourselves and the things we give to bartenders. And haha on creepy figures. I also like spawn figures and monsters, but the elf on the shelf is a little creepy until he is riding Scooby or taking shots.

And I failed to find a tassel twirling related ER visit.

NomDePlay said:
you are as totally stunning to look at as you are delightful to read ... which means, of course that you're both a fun read and a devastatingly beautiful woman ... thanks for being here!!
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Well thank you, rearranging that sentence still worked quite nicely, doesn't always work that way. And you are welcome.

Todger65 said:
Nope you just yell, fuck, before retrieving it from the nose of the guy in the front row.
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I don't know, being in skimpy lingerie, dancing, without pasties, then yelling fuck may not be the most efficient way to be able to get back on schedule and finish the show ;)
 
Beautiful as always sweetie kisses. I'm still trying to figure out how to send you the pictures of ummm that.
Kisses
Kaz
 
where do you think I got the protocols from? Of course the AATT who else? TitS(Twirlers in the South) are more lax with their policies.
 

Green County

A sadist farm-girl from Green County
said, "You're hung like a horse! Try and mount me!"
but then with a flick
she lopped off my dick!
"I'm taking this home. It's my bounty!"
 
Definitely had a chuckle at the tassel show. Seems there it ain’t always easy being sexy. Still, shows you try different techniques to broaden yourself.
 
What's up Justa? Hoping IT isn't taking up too much of your time today. Always sucks when people expect you to actually work. The nerve!
 
KerryK7784 said:
Beautiful as always sweetie kisses. I'm still trying to figure out how to send you the pictures of ummm that.
Kisses
Kaz
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thank you, and lol, I will answer your message.


kdunn762012 said:
where do you think I got the protocols from? Of course the AATT who else? TitS(Twirlers in the South) are more lax with their policies.
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haha. Twirlers of the south

Steelheart2018 said:
We aim to please. ;)
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;)


ohverbatum7 said:

Green County

A sadist farm-girl from Green County
said, "You're hung like a horse! Try and mount me!"
but then with a flick
she lopped off my dick!
"I'm taking this home. It's my bounty!"
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Well that is sure more unique than Nantucket.

Shadow701 said:
Definitely had a chuckle at the tassel show. Seems there it ain’t always easy being sexy. Still, shows you try different techniques to broaden yourself.
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lol, thanks. hum what to broaden my horizons with next?

hotcpu said:
Amazing how your Sexy Body just has a natural way of shifting all my thinking to the smaller head and project work just seems to disappear in a Horny Haze!! :kiss:
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thanks, hope you at least manage to make the deadline

kdunn762012 said:
What's up Justa? Hoping IT isn't taking up too much of your time today. Always sucks when people expect you to actually work. The nerve!
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yeah drowning, will be for the rest of the week. I had a deadline on a project for the end of the month, they just asked if i could make end of week instead. ugh.
 
Sorry to hear that work is kicking your beautiful ass. And thanks for managing to think of us pervs and share your hotness with us today
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok so happy monday. People are so needy today, but I promised a tassel show (not a good one).

right out of the package, I have some fit concerns

http://i.imgur.com/izowhz4m.jpg

but I go with it and accessorize

http://i.imgur.com/q3xBmjOm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rZVK0twm.jpg

so in the end, silly gif

http://i.imgur.com/2GrHcUB.gif

the video that I used to make the gif
https://www.***********/s/qa1dss8pilpsrbd/2018-5-6-16-16-1.mp4

and the making of, including some out takes
https://www.***********/s/er467xywiiq1vwn/2018-5-6-16-23-5.mp4


thus we have now confirmed why I should not wear tassels. I hope at least I gave you a little laugh this Monday.
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Shake, rattle and roll :D :nana:
 
Paul_Chance said:
I am always a fan of cube boob, but I like yesterday's cleavage shot a lot!

(LOL - I wonder if the fact it is "yesterdays" makes it better, because the memory is often better then the reality was. Hmmm, I may have to stare at it for a while to figure to this one out. Just ignore me. Staring. :devil:)
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Thank you. And yes time does make us remember things more favorably. Or maybe it was the alcohol.

mikesballs said:
Count me in as a fan of the cube boob:heart:
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Thanks, cube boob is awesome. There should be more cube boob in the world.

Doctor Joe said:
Yes Yes YESSS...always amazing that you flash us at work! Thank you
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Well have a better idea for what one should do at work lol.

kdunn762012 said:
Sorry to hear that work is kicking your beautiful ass. And thanks for managing to think of us pervs and share your hotness with us today
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Well thank you and you are welcome.

pv2012 said:
Shake, rattle and roll :D :nana:
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Lol. Actually I thought I had gotten the hang of it and did a better job this past Saturday than the one prior. Took a sneaky 10 second clip in the bathroom. Just watched it, turns out not better, I had just has a lot of wine. Oh well.

hotcpu said:
Will make the deadline, just wished I had someone like you to tempt to stay late and let me check your figure out!! :kiss: Love your EYES!!!! :devil:
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Thank you.

Feel free to stay late and help me with my project and deadline ;)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok so happy monday. People are so needy today, but I promised a tassel show (not a good one).

right out of the package, I have some fit concerns



thus we have now confirmed why I should not wear tassels. I hope at least I gave you a little laugh this Monday.
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Thanks you for sharing... didn't see it until today, and it was great!!! Love it when you get silly!! :rose::rose:
 
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