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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so ramblings. yesterday I decided to random search fork and sex because bored and we know I do that. Which brought up an xray of a man who stuck a fork up his urethra, fuck. Then I saw he was 70, and now I am kind of impressed someone that old does pervy dumb ass things still. that xray led to one of a squirrel stuck somewhere that shall remain nameless. which led to learning that an average of almost 5400 americans go to the ER because of something stuck up there ass (and it is never the people that need to get that stick removed from their ass). Anyway, that doesn't surprise me at all. What did was an average of 19 per year are animals. Usually rodents, reptiles, and fish. ok, yeah way more than I needed to know, but now I am curious what at the unusual animals.

anyway busy day. people keep making me do my job. Then a guy lost his shit on a big customer and called her stupid and ignorant, and the funny thing is she was actually the correct one. So I guess he shall be stupid, ignorant, and unemployed. Then I got my hand smacked for being nice, ok not really, as it was a group email who didn't call out names, but yup a reminder to not try to be so helpful lol.

fun fun day,

anyway i did say High priestess niceass might make a nude appearance

so butt selfies (not so easy when holding the phone) http://i.imgur.com/yOx7M16m.jpg

cube shot http://i.imgur.com/0ut5TRnm.jpg

and of course cleavage
http://i.imgur.com/Qgtuoywm.jpg

and boobies
http://i.imgur.com/DWt3FpKm.jpg

enjoy my heavily chipped nail polish and rubber band bracelet because I am fancy like that.
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Love the ass shots!! And hey, a lot of us old guys can perv pretty good!:D:devil:
 
tallladiesman said:
I love your avatar. Perfect attitude to life. To say nothing of the sexy pics you post. Must drop by this thread more often!
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Thank you. Yeah I guess it would be traditional to have some hot and sexy picture, maybe a gif of my tits, but my avatar is more me than a picture of me lol. And you are always welcome, obviously you now know where to find me.

wickedpanda said:
NOOOOO undressed is better , pants ,wheres the sundress ???

OK in truth no matter the wrapper you put on that sweet body of yours your still the same sexy vixen making my shorts too tight. :rose: ::p:
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Aww, sorry, yoga pants and ugly T-shirt. But since you asked, guess I will take some pictures of my fashion forward outfit

Steelheart2018 said:
Well I don't see you getting much done with you sitting my lap all day long.
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Well I'd get one thing done.

pv2012 said:
YIKES! :eek:
If it is strong enough to break down a swimsuit in a few hours it can't be good for your skin either. :confused: Which reminds be why I don't like to swim in public pools. I hate the chlorine smell.
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Well luckily I am not a sensitive delicate little princess. I am quite durable, more so than my bathing suit lol.

pv2012 said:
The bumming pics are nice but they could use a bit more bum. ;)
I like the shirt :D
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Well thank you. And I will see what I can do.
 
EndlessNameless said:
You look like a different person in the second pic. Must have something to do with the angle and cropping. Interesting, huh? I do love the way your lips look. So fucking sexy.
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Yeah angles can change a lot. Unfortunately, my face looks best from an extreme above with side tilt and pivot, tits from a slight below straighr, legs from a slight above with a slight turn, ass from an extreme below. So damn annoying lol.

And thank you.

Paul_Chance said:
Here’s to lazy Saturday’s in all their glory!
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Got to love them.

CanadianM said:
Love the ass shots!! And hey, a lot of us old guys can perv pretty good!:D:devil:
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Thanks, and glad to hear it. Gives me hope for my old age.

CanadianM said:
You definitely fill out your bumming around outfit well!! :devil:
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Thank you.
 
Fortunately, I think I like all the angles.

(LOL - though it is weird what can be done with angles and light/shadow in a photograph. Once you become aware of it you get an idea of just how "processed" professional photos are.)
 
Steelheart2018 said:
And what might that one thing be I wonder. 🤔
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guess you will just have to wonder.

Paul_Chance said:
Fortunately, I think I like all the angles.

(LOL - though it is weird what can be done with angles and light/shadow in a photograph. Once you become aware of it you get an idea of just how "processed" professional photos are.)
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well thanks. I can only imagine. obviously I don't really know much about photography. I really don't have an artistic eye.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Yeah angles can change a lot. Unfortunately, my face looks best from an extreme above with side tilt and pivot, tits from a slight below straighr, legs from a slight above with a slight turn, ass from an extreme below. So damn annoying lol.

And thank you.
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I find it amusing that you know this. :) But I guess with any of us here who has been taking pictures of themselves long enough will figure this out. It would be so much easier to have a photographer so you don't have to spend an hour trying to get it perfect and figuring out what pose works. Bleh. But then again, I'm more of a perfectionist. I'm sure others just snap and go.
 
Justa I can not explain just how much of a distraction you are visually and mentally to me, compliment just take it sexy girl.

If you didn't know Yoga Pants on your body are almost as hawt as your naked ass and bare legs in my narrow mind lusty filled mind! :devil:

And sexy girl I never come to this thread and not have you make smile,aroused and flustered in the best way ever.

She said yoga pants like that's not sexy wear when she does it!

Justa Thank you for being you and don't stop you always distracting, busty lusty vixen , well now that I'm not a challenge and wrapped around your finger like some Dell tech where do we go from here.

I took a hot shower but not till after watching your last fun video. :kiss:
 
EndlessNameless said:
I find it amusing that you know this. :) But I guess with any of us here who has been taking pictures of themselves long enough will figure this out. It would be so much easier to have a photographer so you don't have to spend an hour trying to get it perfect and figuring out what pose works. Bleh. But then again, I'm more of a perfectionist. I'm sure others just snap and go.
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haha, things you learn being a poster in Ampics lol. though it is probably a bit different, I am over her trying to look smaller, and men are probably trying to look bigger. I bet a pro shoot would be fun.

wickedpanda said:
Justa I can not explain just how much of a distraction you are visually and mentally to me, compliment just take it sexy girl.

If you didn't know Yoga Pants on your body are almost as hawt as your naked ass and bare legs in my narrow mind lusty filled mind! :devil:

And sexy girl I never come to this thread and not have you make smile,aroused and flustered in the best way ever.

She said yoga pants like that's not sexy wear when she does it!

Justa Thank you for being you and don't stop you always distracting, busty lusty vixen , well now that I'm not a challenge and wrapped around your finger like some Dell tech where do we go from here.

I took a hot shower but not till after watching your last fun video. :kiss:
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thanks you are seriously way too kind. And dell techs tend to be young geeks, so they are easy. I just got out of a hot shower myself, finally

wickedpanda said:
She talks about angles and we're all here because of the curves:nana:
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i suspect most females on ampics are thinking about angles. I can be a little vain, and I admit it. i don't post the awful ones lol.

Steelheart2018 said:
Or you can come over and show me.
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fun
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, things you learn being a poster in Ampics lol. though it is probably a bit different, I am over her trying to look smaller, and men are probably trying to look bigger. I bet a pro shoot would be fun.



thanks you are seriously way too kind. And dell techs tend to be young geeks, so they are easy. I just got out of a hot shower myself, finally



i suspect most females on ampics are thinking about angles. I can be a little vain, and I admit it. i don't post the awful ones lol.



fun
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Weekend long fun for you and me.
 
Steelheart2018 said:
Weekend long fun for you and me.
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I bet

Steelheart2018 said:
Wow!!!! I wish I came upon you in the woods.
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Yeah, I am probably one of the better things to happen upon in the Florida woods, but given the scary shit, that bar is set low.

pv2012 said:
If the third one is "artsy ass" then shouldn't the last one be called "pretty pussy" ? :D
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Um, princess prettypussy

EndlessNameless said:
That little patch of hair just fucking makes it. Of course, I am not going to ignore bent over ass either...
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Lol, yeah I bush design is pretty interesting. I refuse to go hairless because looks way too weird, I refuse to wax because ouch, I own an epilator but fuck I made it too inches on my legs and well you could totally rob a bank with that shit. If the guy doesn't know what it is, just touch it to his arm, he will give you whatever you want to keep that thing away. But then I don't want hair where a mouth could be as to increase my odds of a man's face between my thighs, thus it is shaved like that.

Could be weirder, I once bleached a chicks pubic hair, died it green, then shaved it to her favorite NASCAR number. Yeah bunch of coworkers out drinking, come on alcohol obviously had to be involved.
 
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