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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
OK first, klingon gagh, yeah you are a total dork, just in case you didn't know. Proof is knowing gagh.
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Guilty as charged :D
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Where do porn stars buy clothes?
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I don't know. Ye olde pornstar garment shoppe perhaps ? :confused: ;)
I guess the more successful ones buy clothes tailored to their own measurements.
Maybe Stormy Daniels could donate some of her old stuff to you now that she's raking in cash. :D
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
And yeah maybe I Google too many things combined with pussy. Well, maybe i am destined to be a crazy cat lady. I will admit I've had as many as 8 indoor cats at one time.
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That's way too many :eek:

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok, so I promised nipple clamps. but fyi, I did not promise sexy

little gif.

http://i.imgur.com/tiDMhX9.gif

and for those who really want to appreciate me in all my dorkiness, the full video
https://www.***********/s/iiodogs87c4d4jy/2018-4-30-10-45-7.mp4

(and yes, totally filmed with 2 minutes I managed to steal in the bathroom right before kid wanted me to open a bottle of water, and hubby brought me more laundry)
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Wohoo ! Tits with bells and whistles ! Well, maybe not whistles but bells at least. :D
 
Steelheart2018 said:
I would do, You shook me all night long.

And I would love to have you as my IT geek. We could talk for hours.
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lol. seems a fitting song. warning female IT geeks talking for hours, well conversations can take some really strange turns.

kdunn762012 said:
I would buy front row tickets to watch you "play". And yes if I'm thinking what he is you would indeed be very popular on **********. Though I doubt you'd have the time. File that under "Man Can Dream" as well.
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well thanks. hopefully my performance doesn't involve me singing. some karaoke bar patrons have had the misfortune lol. And I still have no idea what ******* is. I will buy a vowel please

Doctor Joe said:
Gotta LOVE the nipple clamp video! You are such a dare taker and risk taker....so fun to chat with and watch! Thanks for being such a free spirit!
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well thanks. and now I am considering trying a triple chain clamp (again because I never have) I saw them, and my initial reaction was fuck no, that must hurt....but the rubber on the clamps, and the adjustments prove me wrong.

yes I randomly do things simply because I have never done them...how else do I work on my stories to tell to freak out young people when I am 90.

pv2012 said:
Guilty as charged :D

I don't know. Ye olde pornstar garment shoppe perhaps ? :confused: ;)
I guess the more successful ones buy clothes tailored to their own measurements.
Maybe Stormy Daniels could donate some of her old stuff to you now that she's raking in cash. :D

That's way too many :eek:



Wohoo ! Tits with bells and whistles ! Well, maybe not whistles but bells at least. :D
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lol. yes I should probably get a tailor. yeah I don't know about middle aged moms in stormy daniels attire. of course who knows, she may even use her time in the spot light to launch a fashion line. wouldn't be the first time or even the tenth time for women with questionable morals to get fame for nothing and use it to launch a fashion line.

cats, yeah I took in strays. generally just what shows up and doesn't leave. hence how many of my hubbies friends have lived with us for months or years over the years. animals, people, things, they just show up and don't leave.

and I brought the bells, you can supply the whistles (though I am now wondering if it is possible to use ones boobs to spin one of those spin whistle toys enough to whistle. also think i shall google a few slang terms for breasts, combined with whistle and see if the internet finds a way to amuse me)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
lol. seems a fitting song. warning female IT geeks talking for hours, well conversations can take some really strange turns.



well thanks. hopefully my performance doesn't involve me singing. some karaoke bar patrons have had the misfortune lol. And I still have no idea what ******* is. I will buy a vowel please



well thanks. and now I am considering trying a triple chain clamp (again because I never have) I saw them, and my initial reaction was fuck no, that must hurt....but the rubber on the clamps, and the adjustments prove me wrong.

yes I randomly do things simply because I have never done them...how else do I work on my stories to tell to freak out young people when I am 90.



lol. yes I should probably get a tailor. yeah I don't know about middle aged moms in stormy daniels attire. of course who knows, she may even use her time in the spot light to launch a fashion line. wouldn't be the first time or even the tenth time for women with questionable morals to get fame for nothing and use it to launch a fashion line.

cats, yeah I took in strays. generally just what shows up and doesn't leave. hence how many of my hubbies friends have lived with us for months or years over the years. animals, people, things, they just show up and don't leave.

and I brought the bells, you can supply the whistles (though I am now wondering if it is possible to use ones boobs to spin one of those spin whistle toys enough to whistle. also think i shall google a few slang terms for breasts, combined with whistle and see if the internet finds a way to amuse me)
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Like what? Btw I'm a nerd.
 
over stimulated pleasure center, never stop!!!

Justa you just topped yourself, not an easy feat but you did .
I changed my screen saver from clapping boobs to chained nipples and swaying boobs you crazy sexy fun beauty! :nana: :rose:

Sorry was working late so no random word groups or goofy jumble , just mindless drooling lusty desires for you and that body of yours!

Oh sure I was told pasties and maybe tassels but you went wicked sexy and got those nipple clamps and chain then did a gif so you could melt my tiny lust filled brain as I watch your gif!

You spoil us and I like it......well done sexy girl. :devil:
 
Steelheart2018 said:
Like what? Btw I'm a nerd.
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well let me see. todays deep conversation at work started with how I need a wife, for the domestic shit, then maybe two. then the whole Mormon multiple wives thing, and how to not get yourself in trouble because multiple wives, husband would probably be in the dog house a lot. so then the logistics of an alexa skill that not only had a calendar to keep dates for each chick straight but also would provide "random" ideas of pleasantries to do for each woman at "random" intervals balancing the frequency and "score" of the sum of the acts equally. then somehow went to the crazy duggers, then michelle wolf, then megan fox, then samantha fox, thus cyndi lauper, then drinking and drug use at work, then transformers, and finally bumblebee

wickedpanda said:
Justa you just topped yourself, not an easy feat but you did .
I changed my screen saver from clapping boobs to chained nipples and swaying boobs you crazy sexy fun beauty! :nana: :rose:

Sorry was working late so no random word groups or goofy jumble , just mindless drooling lusty desires for you and that body of yours!

Oh sure I was told pasties and maybe tassels but you went wicked sexy and got those nipple clamps and chain then did a gif so you could melt my tiny lust filled brain as I watch your gif!

You spoil us and I like it......well done sexy girl. :devil:
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well thank you. I hope screensaver tits and bells treats you well. and no worries, I had boob whistle, tit whistle, whistle boob and whistle tit to keep me company...one of which led to this weird project consent video. and i had learning what ********* meant...which leads to my next ramble
 
I was more a wheel jack man not so much a bumblebee fan and then there's Arcee or is it Arcey the only female autobot.

Glad you could ramble/word jumble on your on and I'm thinking Christmas tree ornaments from your boobs come December.

As amazing sparklers and fire is the idea of boobs shooting bullets ,fire or sparks is scary so no worries about the 4th of July. :)
 
Sounds like the typical nerd talk I'm used to. If you throw in some robotech and some marvel and dc chatter.
 
so, I am glad someone finally clued me in on ********* thank you.

one thing to know about me, the easiest way to drive me nuts is just saying something like "i know something you don't know"

next I also learned the name of the site that shall rename nameless is also blocked in pms. curious if lit catches it in pig latin.... aturbatechay

so anyway, someone had mentioned this site to me once before in a kik chat, but I didn't really look around. this time I did a little. so I watched a BFF masturbate live for tips in the form of tokens where a tip of a certain amount of tokens specified what type of toy and where it would go, and also a low cost tip amount for a "slot spin" that would give her a random task.

so first things, she let more of her pussy hair grow back than in the past. next, her smiles were fake. it was all a show. I bet she is rolling her eyes as she prepares to sign on, the same way I do when I get out of my car and walk into the office. It takes a shit ton of talent to put on that kind of act. and she is stuck doing things in the way that people are paying her for with a smile and fake enjoyment the whole time she is doing it. and finally, when I am home, I use my tablet and phone, but the last thing I will pick up is a laptop. wonder if she has the same feeling. yeah I think getting paid to follow masturbatory instructions while pretending it is totally awesome day in and day out would totally suck the fun out of indecent videos... so fucking hard to smile and not let anyone see the eyeroll and maybe masturbation in general.

though I do think a pervy slot machine sounds fun. i kind of want a pervy random task generator. find myself bored and spin the wheel. I want to make one, except the whole lack of ideas lol. wonder if there is one out there that i find in like the top 20 google results.
 
You have such an amazing body sweetheart i would love to reach into my screen and feel you if you would let me kisses.
Kaz
Ps I love your eyes
 
wickedpanda said:
I was more a wheel jack man not so much a bumblebee fan and then there's Arcee or is it Arcey the only female autobot.

Glad you could ramble/word jumble on your on and I'm thinking Christmas tree ornaments from your boobs come December.

As amazing sparklers and fire is the idea of boobs shooting bullets ,fire or sparks is scary so no worries about the 4th of July. :)
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Lol. Well I did a Christmas ornament this past Christmas so it is like tradition now. 4th of July I think I'll stick to flags and glowsticks lol

Steelheart2018 said:
Sounds like the typical nerd talk I'm used to. If you throw in some robotech and some marvel and dc chatter.
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Pretty much. Well with a chick lean because I bring those around down that path with me.

KerryK7784 said:
You have such an amazing body sweetheart i would love to reach into my screen and feel you if you would let me kisses.
Kaz
Ps I love your eyes
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Well thank you.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Lol. Well I did a Christmas ornament this past Christmas so it is like tradition now. 4th of July I think I'll stick to flags and glowsticks lol




Pretty much. Well with a chick lean because I bring those around down that path with me.



Well thank you.
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That just makes it so much better.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok, so I promised nipple clamps. but fyi, I did not promise sexy

little gif.

http://i.imgur.com/tiDMhX9.gif

and for those who really want to appreciate me in all my dorkiness, the full video
https://www.***********/s/iiodogs87c4d4jy/2018-4-30-10-45-7.mp4

(and yes, totally filmed with 2 minutes I managed to steal in the bathroom right before kid wanted me to open a bottle of water, and hubby brought me more laundry)
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Allow me to...yank your chain. ;)
 
It may be my advanced years, but I just about hang on to the gist of your conversation with the fragility of a hair from my pubes.
As for having multiple wives to cope with the tasks you just can't find enough time to perform, I have endeavoured to keep my life simple,and can only see multiple wifes adding to your difficulties.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so, I am glad someone finally clued me in on ********* thank you.

one thing to know about me, the easiest way to drive me nuts is just saying something like "i know something you don't know"

next I also learned the name of the site that shall rename nameless is also blocked in pms. curious if lit catches it in pig latin.... aturbatechay

so anyway, someone had mentioned this site to me once before in a kik chat, but I didn't really look around. this time I did a little. so I watched a BFF masturbate live for tips in the form of tokens where a tip of a certain amount of tokens specified what type of toy and where it would go, and also a low cost tip amount for a "slot spin" that would give her a random task.

so first things, she let more of her pussy hair grow back than in the past. next, her smiles were fake. it was all a show. I bet she is rolling her eyes as she prepares to sign on, the same way I do when I get out of my car and walk into the office. It takes a shit ton of talent to put on that kind of act. and she is stuck doing things in the way that people are paying her for with a smile and fake enjoyment the whole time she is doing it. and finally, when I am home, I use my tablet and phone, but the last thing I will pick up is a laptop. wonder if she has the same feeling. yeah I think getting paid to follow masturbatory instructions while pretending it is totally awesome day in and day out would totally suck the fun out of indecent videos... so fucking hard to smile and not let anyone see the eyeroll and maybe masturbation in general.

though I do think a pervy slot machine sounds fun. i kind of want a pervy random task generator. find myself bored and spin the wheel. I want to make one, except the whole lack of ideas lol. wonder if there is one out there that i find in like the top 20 google results.
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I actually meant My Phree C4ms (free not phree) but it is essentially the same thing as atterbatechay id assume. Either way it was more meant as a compliment in that the vids posted on this thread rival some of those models
 
Steelheart2018 said:
Lol. And I'll learn a lot while you talk about it!
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oh I am a wealth of useless knowledge

ohverbatum7 said:
It may be my advanced years, but I just about hang on to the gist of your conversation with the fragility of a hair from my pubes.
As for having multiple wives to cope with the tasks you just can't find enough time to perform, I have endeavoured to keep my life simple,and can only see multiple wifes adding to your difficulties.
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haha. I do like the very creative way you put that. but I think people are often "what the hell is that bitch talking about", so not just you. Yeah every time I ask hubby about adding a chick, it is always "no, I barely cope with one"

wickedpanda said:
Glow sticks , yep I can see that much safer for all and just as entertaining.

:rose: :devil:
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everyone loves glowsticks

SnapDp said:
I actually meant My Phree C4ms (free not phree) but it is essentially the same thing as atterbatechay id assume. Either way it was more meant as a compliment in that the vids posted on this thread rival some of those models
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never heard of that site, but lets see how long it takes me to find one of my friends haha. though I am cheating. I am not just looking at 1000s of pictures. I am searching fake names friends used when we were out and about back in the day, stage names they used as strippers back in the day, and fake names they would be likely to create based on what I know about them. And I did take it as a compliment, but yeah, I run off on tangents as thoughts pop into my head, plus the whole ******* thing is obviously going to peak my curiosity.
 
Well happy tuesday. Since it is tuesday, custom dictates cube boobs.

so let there be boobies

http://i.imgur.com/alGIC5Xm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5LkOBx9m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vUEBjILm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3JG8Tydm.jpg

And if finally dawned on me I can just stick my badge under my tits. I hate taking the badge off as I forget I took it off and then get locked out of places and away from my badge lol. but since it is pretty much a giant company logo and my first and last name, it is not ideal to have posted on public pervy sites, so yeah, this works as a good compromise.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy tuesday. Since it is tuesday, custom dictates cube boobs.

so let there be boobies

http://i.imgur.com/alGIC5Xm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5LkOBx9m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vUEBjILm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3JG8Tydm.jpg

And if finally dawned on me I can just stick my badge under my tits. I hate taking the badge off as I forget I took it off and then get locked out of places and away from my badge lol. but since it is pretty much a giant company logo and my first and last name, it is not ideal to have posted on public pervy sites, so yeah, this works as a good compromise.
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They sure the hell are cute!!!! :devil::devil::devil:
 
You had me at boob's ......so you babble and know lots of random and pointless stuff but sexy girl you built like a wet dream and you know you have better use's for our tongues than chatting with you so it all works out great really.

::p: Cube boobs that so should be a word search thing.
 
scotluvsoral said:
They sure the hell are cute!!!! :devil::devil::devil:
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thank you

wickedpanda said:
You had me at boob's ......so you babble and know lots of random and pointless stuff but sexy girl you built like a wet dream and you know you have better use's for our tongues than chatting with you so it all works out great really.

::p: Cube boobs that so should be a word search thing.
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thanks. I generally recommend sticking something in my mouth to shut me up.

wickedpanda said:
Color me shocks and slap muh grits off the plate......I learned something , need a nap now!

http://www.theboobcube.com/

https://thecubicle.us/1x1x2-boob-cube-p-5287.html

God bless ebay and its never ending sale of treasures and total shit items.....

https://www.ebay.com/sch/items/?_nk...12&_fpos=&_fspt=1&_sadis=&LH_CAds=&rmvSB=true
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lol.

and we have
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/e4....jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/...nRtxm4IrP47Yg31POBwHvNVyn3muikLKyWZqECye_f_8r

https://encrypted-tbn0.***********/...v4PVREMngMp5NIIRJ2Oewls5Kzt2h-scunSSMzfE9-mJX

http://baconinflate.co.uk/wp-conten...el_BoobCube_Festival_Structure_02-800x600.jpg

and finally is wally gator's ice cube boob cartoon better than my ice cube boob gif.
https://www.bcdb.com/cartoon-story/11990-Ice-Cube-Boob


kdunn762012 said:
Cube boob. Always a nice way to begin a Tuesday.
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how else can one begin a tueday.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy tuesday. Since it is tuesday, custom dictates cube boobs.

so let there be boobies

http://i.imgur.com/alGIC5Xm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5LkOBx9m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vUEBjILm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3JG8Tydm.jpg

And if finally dawned on me I can just stick my badge under my tits. I hate taking the badge off as I forget I took it off and then get locked out of places and away from my badge lol. but since it is pretty much a giant company logo and my first and last name, it is not ideal to have posted on public pervy sites, so yeah, this works as a good compromise.
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My god your beautiful and smart!:D

I hope you like nerdy pervs!
 
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