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wickedpanda said:
Metal note feed her waffles once done ravishing her.....you just made waffles sexy and wicked! :devil:
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Honestly the whipped cream is probably the most important part of that breakfast vision lol.

pv2012 said:
Ok, I guess you win this little debate. :D
But I'm not that impressed with the "lack of Starbucks" claim.
Where I live we didn't have any Starbucks in the whole country until
a few years ago. Before that we had to settle for better coffee. ;)



Nice work ;) Rear views don't get much better than this.
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Haha. I will be honest. Down the street from my office, is a Starbucks, across the street from another Starbucks, someone gave me a gift card to Starbucks 4 years ago I think, and I still haven't been to a Starbucks in like 7 years. I am not a big coffee drinker, but I live on energy drinks. Computer been thing.

And thank you.
 
Whipped cream she say's .....sex pun yep I thinks so :devil:

S&M Waffles cause of the whipped cream....yes I blame beer for this being funny to me and written.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Haha. I will be honest. Down the street from my office, is a Starbucks, across the street from another Starbucks, someone gave me a gift card to Starbucks 4 years ago I think, and I still haven't been to a Starbucks in like 7 years. I am not a big coffee drinker, but I live on energy drinks. Computer been thing.

And thank you.
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Hmm it has been since 97 that I have had a cup of coffee... can't even stand the smell of it now without throwing up. Nurses and doctor hate me.

Hope you are having a wonderful weekend?

hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well happy saturday. i am still being lazy today. so

black and white shower picture, got to love all my kids bath toys
http://i.imgur.com/zr7rxApm.jpg

and random work shot
http://i.imgur.com/Mpo2cWPm.jpg
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Lazy or not.... this is how you make someone's day great. The simple beauty of a B&W pic added to your already sexy form is enough to make anyone weak. But to add in the shower is just explosive. You my dear area gift. Love the teasing pose in the second as well. Kinda feels like your offering yourself up knowing none can partake. ...
 
Well I am not posting sexy pictures today but instead a rambling. it was mentioned that it was cool that my tops lend themselves to quick flashes very well. Well, here is the evolution to that and why.

ok there used to be women at my office. Also way back in the day, I dressed nice. but again nice just didn't lend itself to the job because of wardrobe malfunctions. and my clothing got worse and worse, I got older, and it got hard and hard to find clothes etc. Well about 2 years ago, they laid off most of the women (most women worked in one department and they laid off the whole department). Anyway, for years the women picked on my clothing, primarily because it was ill fitting and too big. on that departments last day, a woman brought in a bag of tops, and said please I just can't leave you looking looking like this lol.

so here is the picture of that day. the first is what I was wearing when I came in. the rest is trying on the tops. none of them fit right (even tried adjusting as you can see) but I put it on my thread which at the time was primarily childrens toy talk. And the women agreed that yeah all were pretty bad, but the first was the worst and I really did need major help dressing myself lol.

http://i.imgur.com/x7wzz0um.jpg

ok, so i do need a change, but how? first identify what size I wear. ok, so I was asked to put on the smallest pair of jeans I had, and a top in every size that I think I might be. i went with the whole spectrum of 2xl to small (ok I knew I wasn't a small, but to provide visibility of why I can't figure out what size I wear) I also didn't go larger than a 2xl even though I own it because I know I am not bigger than a 2xl

http://i.imgur.com/CF5PJdnm.jpg

the votes were across the board.

so then I challenged them to find me a top and jeans on amazon for less than $8 total

http://i.imgur.com/qyX44NVm.jpg

the left is what was found and voted on, the right was what I wore to work that day.

so ok, we decided I should focus my search on medium and large, and jcpenney sent me a coupon for $10 off $10 (oh my thread was primarily focused on being a cheap ass mom who loves to shop. so while I can afford better, the goal is always free of next to nothing)

so first we start at women's, with a focus on medium to large in the clearance section
http://i.imgur.com/Ar46z7Xm.jpg

hum not much better, but they would not let me go to plus or mens clearance

a week later I tried again, but also check juniors
http://i.imgur.com/lbbK8AXm.jpg

it was decided I was actually getting somewhere with the semi stretchy gray top in a size split between my hips and tits (too small for my tits, but too big for my waist) Thus me pretty much only wearing semi stretchy tops was born)

now we still had the jeans problem. I don't like skinny jeans, but every time I ordered a pair of boot cut after looking at the measurements, they were too big, and I had to wear a belt. Maurice's gave me a $25 off $25+ code and free shipping, but most of their jeans were more than that. they had this designer pair of jeans on clearance, but the largest they had is a 25in waist. ok on no planet have I ever had a 25inch waist. when I was 100lbs with a bmi in the upper 15s (which is low enough that primary care doctors start to discuss) my waist was a 27. I had a 28 or 29 inch waist at the time I bought the jeans....and the fit without a belt

http://i.imgur.com/s8GJDpHm.jpg

thus we finally found my jeans problem. Jeans today sit on women's hips, but are sold by the waist measurement. Again assuming the golden ratio. my waist is too big for my hips. thus I can buy boot cut jeans, I just have to buy them too small. I'd still love to find a pair of boot cut jeans that sits on the waist, but they just don't seem to make them. only skinny or straight.

ok so now, what about owning something that is not jeans at ts. try some tanks, skirts etc.

so http://i.imgur.com/IoBaIoem.jpg
 
and well maybe a dress
http://i.imgur.com/G8kurZMm.jpg

oh I am too tall, and it is too baggy, hence the suggestion of tights and a belt

ok yeah, tshirt dresses are for home haha, try some others

http://i.imgur.com/miq80omm.jpg

first 3 all too tight in the bust, the second 2 I couldn't really move, last one was a plus size, fit my bust, but it was then they felt I was back in too big, so try a belt.

but ok, maybe that 50s style wasn't so bad, try some more in a larger size
http://i.imgur.com/xu7PdDTm.jpg

ok, maybe not. lets try plus size again, but really stretchy...ok yeah still not good, try a belt
http://i.imgur.com/d4iJzcim.jpg

ok yeah still not right. at which point a vendor chimed in and wanted to send me some
http://i.imgur.com/toud4enm.jpg

first one, I couldn't even get down over my tits, but as she sent me things, it finally led to what is probably my best dress style. wrap style top, empire waist, super stretchy again in a size too small for my tits and too big for my hips


so I did stop wearing the skinny jeans, and I almost never go somewhere to wear dresses, but I did keep the top style. The stretchy fit also happens to mean it is really easy to pull my tits out. actually in the pictures you see, the tops probably look tighter, as once my tits aren't stretching them, the come closer to my body. this is what my clothes look like when not being indecent

http://i.imgur.com/AGk98TLm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tM8GB78m.jpg

still not good, but it is the best 1000s of women could come up with. I am just really poorly and awkwardly built fashion.

And this is why women hate clothing shopping. they are designed for one specific build type. hence being jealous when Allia mentioned a store with tops actually made for chicks with big tits. Since UK is the only place that has manufactures that make bras that fit me, I have this vision that I could actually go to a store and try on bras, versus mail order and returning half. And then they have tops in these stores too, it sounds magical haha. If i ever end up in the UK, I am quite sure I would spend all my time in places that carry a ton of panache, freya and bravissimo, trying on 100s of bras in my size, and then tops with boob room and shape definition....sounds magical, I would probably end up disappointed though. there really is no pleasing a woman haha.


Anyway, thus is the story of why I can easily flash my tits.
 
wickedpanda said:
Whipped cream she say's .....sex pun yep I thinks so :devil:

S&M Waffles cause of the whipped cream....yes I blame beer for this being funny to me and written.
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what else would make waffles S&M? I think i have todays google search S&M waffles

drtshare said:
Hmm it has been since 97 that I have had a cup of coffee... can't even stand the smell of it now without throwing up. Nurses and doctor hate me.

Hope you are having a wonderful weekend?

hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred
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I do occasionally drink coffee that is so fucking fru fru that it is cream, sugar and whipped cream with a touch of coffee lol

but yeah doctors and nurses are big coffee fans. i am still team monster.

hope your weekend is good too.

thinkingofyou3000 said:
Gorgeous shower pic!
And I think you're right, I am about ready to work something in there! So inviting
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thank you. yes all offices should have a large shower.

0neNight0nly said:
Wowza. That's some excellent photography!
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thank you

EndlessNameless said:
How did you know my favorite view!?
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Well, i think most men's favorite view involves a woman on her knees.

Wolflord6988 said:
Lazy or not.... this is how you make someone's day great. The simple beauty of a B&W pic added to your already sexy form is enough to make anyone weak. But to add in the shower is just explosive. You my dear area gift. Love the teasing pose in the second as well. Kinda feels like your offering yourself up knowing none can partake. ...
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well thank you. you are too kind.
 
I think that your body is very lovely. I think a lot of what you tries on looked very lovely on you.
 
Steelheart2018 said:
I think that your body is very lovely. I think a lot of what you tries on looked very lovely on you.
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Awww, well thanks, the you will really like today's fashion forward outfit.

Starts with this lovely tacky chic top, then yoga pants picked up of the floor, and finally topped off with hair that might not have been brushed since Friday morning.

Well at least I was kind enough to bring the tits out for the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/lYGNFJjm.jpg
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Awww, well thanks, the you will really like today's fashion forward outfit.

Starts with this lovely tacky chic top, then yoga pants picked up of the floor, and finally topped off with hair that might not have been brushed since Friday morning.

Well at least I was kind enough to bring the tits out for the picture.
http://i.imgur.com/lYGNFJjm.jpg
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You could always remove the yoga pants.:D

And your tits are always a welcome treat!:kiss:
 
And my day so far... My kid keeps bringing me worms, and has now asked if I can make worms for dinner (wonder if I can make brown spaghetti, butter it, and crumble oreos on top)

I posted pictures of Fridays zoo trip to Facebook and now had to log out because that triggered annoying desperate ex coworker to wave at me, Hubby's friend to poke me and now is deep liking 10 year old pictures, and my brother who hasn't spoken to me in 2 years asking me to PayPal him money. And when he messaged me 2 years ago, it was to ask me to message his baby's mama because she had him blocked, and the message 2 years prior was to ask when our moms birthday was and if I'd buy her a second gift and say it was from him.

And finally googling s&m waffles left me rather unfulfilled. Plus seriously how is the first result to that search a cat. For fuck sakes, everything on the internet seriously always goes back to cats. I think it might have something to do with their plan for world domination

http://i.imgur.com/NwiUAeMm.jpg
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
And my day so far... My kid keeps bringing me worms, and has now asked if I can make worms for dinner (wonder if I can make brown spaghetti, butter it, and crumble oreos on top)

I posted pictures of Fridays zoo trip to Facebook and now had to log out because that triggered annoying desperate ex coworker to wave at me, Hubby's friend to poke me and now is deep liking 10 year old pictures, and my brother who hasn't spoken to me in 2 years asking me to PayPal him money. And when he messaged me 2 years ago, it was to ask me to message his baby's mama because she had him blocked, and the message 2 years prior was to ask when our moms birthday was and if I'd buy her a second gift and say it was from him.

And finally googling s&m waffles left me rather unfulfilled. Plus seriously how is the first result to that search a cat. For fuck sakes, everything on the internet seriously always goes back to cats. I think it might have something to do with their plan for world domination

http://i.imgur.com/NwiUAeMm.jpg
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Well worms and cats make the world go round. :D

Let me knowing the brown pasta works.
 
Steelheart2018 said:
You could always remove the yoga pants.:D

And your tits are always a welcome treat!:kiss:
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Haha, my neighbors probably already wonder about me. And thank you.


Skowt said:
I agree, the world is so fucked up. You are providing me with comfort, I hope we are providing some comfort for you.
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Well entertainment for sure


Steelheart2018 said:
Well worms and cats make the world go round. :D

Let me knowing the brown pasta works.
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Haha, I guess they do.

Now I am curious why you want to know if brown pasta can pass for worms
 
kdunn762012 said:
Once again your quirkiness fails to disappoint and entertain.
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Well thanks. Which part fails to disappoint the most....the fact that I can not dress myself, I might cook "worms", or the fact I flash my tits while sharing I probably haven't brushed my hair all weekend lol. Yup, I am a total catch haha.
 
To pick one aspect over your myriad of other eccentricities would be a disservice. You are the total package Justa. And for the record, I wouldn't throw you back.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I am just really poorly and awkwardly built fashion
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Nah, you're built the way most pornstars pay tens of thousands of dollars
to look like. The problem is that ready-made clothes aren't made for those
measurements because the market is small. But of course you already knew
this, I just felt like mansplaining a bit. ;)

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
And my day so far... My kid keeps bringing me worms, and has now asked if I can make worms for dinner (wonder if I can make brown spaghetti, butter it, and crumble oreos on top)

I posted pictures of Fridays zoo trip to Facebook and now had to log out because that triggered annoying desperate ex coworker to wave at me, Hubby's friend to poke me and now is deep liking 10 year old pictures, and my brother who hasn't spoken to me in 2 years asking me to PayPal him money. And when he messaged me 2 years ago, it was to ask me to message his baby's mama because she had him blocked, and the message 2 years prior was to ask when our moms birthday was and if I'd buy her a second gift and say it was from him.

And finally googling s&m waffles left me rather unfulfilled. Plus seriously how is the first result to that search a cat. For fuck sakes, everything on the internet seriously always goes back to cats. I think it might have something to do with their plan for world domination

http://i.imgur.com/NwiUAeMm.jpg
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Maybe your kid is part klingon and just wants some gagh ? :D

It could be your fault that google picks cat links. You've googled tons of weird stuff and may have broken the AI behind it all. :rolleyes: ;)
 
kdunn762012 said:
To pick one aspect over your myriad of other eccentricities would be a disservice. You are the total package Justa. And for the record, I wouldn't throw you back.
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Ah thanks. And if you do, don't throw me too far, we have already discussed how easily I get lost. Haha

pv2012 said:
Nah, you're built the way most pornstars pay tens of thousands of dollars
to look like. The problem is that ready-made clothes aren't made for those
measurements because the market is small. But of course you already knew
this, I just felt like mansplaining a bit. ;)



Maybe your kid is part klingon and just wants some gagh ? :D

It could be your fault that google picks cat links. You've googled tons of weird stuff and may have broken the AI behind it all. :rolleyes: ;)
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OK first, klingon gagh, yeah you are a total dork, just in case you didn't know. Proof is knowing gagh.

Where do porn stars buy clothes?

And yeah maybe I Google too many things combined with pussy. Well, maybe i am destined to be a crazy cat lady. I will admit I've had as many as 8 indoor cats at one time.

Jakevillines said:
There is a lot of work I could do on that bottom
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Bet it would a lot better than the work I spend most of my day doing.
 
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