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So since hubby blew me off last night (at least right when I start getting dressed slutty) I will share a day in the life of my legs.

so yesterday, I actually woke up about 10 minutes before everyone else, so my legs stayed in be a little


then they had to go to the kitchen to assist with making breakfast


then outside in the yard so kid could play


and yeah, I am barefoot, it is the rural southern way. side note, I wear sundresses a lot on weekends. I started because of my neighbor Billie May (yes, again I am a redneck, all old people have 2 names) Billie May was this nice old lady who over almost 10 years, I had never seen her in anything but a nightgown. I also realized some sundays, I am still wearing just the shirt I was wearing Friday. Well i didnt want to be the old nightgown lady, so sundresses that I might sleep in lol. Also, I will be honest and say this sundress does not look on me how it was designed to look. this is from an ad,
I honestly think it looks better as an empire waist though.

Anyway, then we have the dog making goofy faces photo bomb


and a higher view because dog is still by my legs


then I finally made it to the shower


and dried off


Then I put on what I say is a dress, but really it is just a shirt a few sizes too big, lol, so I could make dinner. I planned on taking a few leg shots in non fishnet silk thigh highs that I'd be wearing this this black and red number, but hubby told me he was passing last night and I should just drink a bottle of wine and take a sleeping pill lol. So i did

then my legs went to bed


and yeah i was less than sober and took some very poorly thought out pictures and video. but hey, my legs were in the shots somewhat


and that was a day in the life of my legs

Beautiful and sexy as always. How hubby can turn you down is beyond me. But his loss is our gain. Have a wonderful week and hippie to see some of these videos soon
 
ok well I will finish up the toy request (well except for ones I still have to take pictures of me using) with the work ones

https://i.imgur.com/YFCCoVUm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/zkuSm9ym.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9gWDIcUm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/s6tNJOGm.jpg

and start on a request of more shots of me wear glasses
https://i.imgur.com/lKaBSLbm.jpg

You are gorgeous. You are hot as hell and I love your incredibly sexy pictures, but even without your amazing body, you are just lovely. :devil::devil::rose:
 
overly wet rambling.

ok first you may have realized I pretty much only wear black panties in my day to day life. This is because, without fail, something is going to turn me on, and make me wet, and black panties hide it the best. hell, I get turned on watching american ninja warrior or watching a construction worker do his job, so seriously I will see something that makes me wet.

this is a pair of white panties and only an hour into my day.
https://i.imgur.com/bnR4jGnm.jpg

the whole even your thighs are wet thing
https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

and of course sheets after long sex or play sessions
https://i.imgur.com/gHisotBm.jpg

the office chair you probably shouldn't be playing in to begin with but
https://i.imgur.com/EPDdhDim.jpg

oh yoga pants and lit combo
https://i.imgur.com/lICJR2vm.jpg

yeah lit is rough on my panties
https://i.imgur.com/bzgznphm.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/evldPHkm.jpg

then lit all day and work, might even take a toll on jeans
https://i.imgur.com/9vLkpKVm.jpg

panties you decide do ditch after spending all day at work chatting and watching porn
https://i.imgur.com/lzMgx49m.jpg


but by far the most awkward wetness is doctor's appointments. I try really hard to only have female doctors, because that is how I like it but I ended up having to see a male briefly. In the most awkward case, it was my first visit with this guy. I was referred to him. His hands are all up in my business, and he then proceeds to ask if I am always this wet. So all I can come up with is "when a man is all up in my vagina, yeah, usually" awkward. In his defense, I was referred to him because of my high risk pregnancy. My well picked female was willing to take me, even with my "advanced maternal age" (which I always gave doctors and nurses the bitchy look when they said that lol). But then they found an abnormality with the umbilical cord, so the rest of my pregnancy, this male specialist was my OB. I get he had to ask to rule out an amniotic fluid leak, but yeah still highly awkward lol.

end of easily and overly wet rant lol. I might poof this later as overly personal lol.

I wonder if this would be reciprocal wetness or sympathy wetness?? Sure got wet over here!! :devil::devil::devil::rose:
 
Pretty Lady, I have nothing but time to look at what you share, yes it maybe a week or even a month but I do look and follow what you post. So feel free to ask anytime

hugs :kiss::rose:

old borg fred

well thanks. Glad you aren't bored to tears yet. but be careful about watching some of the gifs too long, I think they could cause motion sickness of something

Oh, I think we need more shots like this one: https://i.imgur.com/klqM7kHm.jpg

oh, we like the pervy way too personal shots?

^^This man speaks wisdom!
lol perv.

Beautiful and sexy as always. How hubby can turn you down is beyond me. But his loss is our gain. Have a wonderful week and hippie to see some of these videos soon

well thank you. you too, and maybe

You are gorgeous. You are hot as hell and I love your incredibly sexy pictures, but even without your amazing body, you are just lovely. :devil::devil::rose:

well thank you.

I wonder if this would be reciprocal wetness or sympathy wetness?? Sure got wet over here!! :devil::devil::devil::rose:

lol. well glad you can sympathize.
 
Lemme grab a straw... Fuck that's hot
thank you

Damn jobs. They always get in the way! That's hot!
Yes, they have no respect for my screwing around time. and thank you

Very nice, but do you have to be a little careful how you do that with those nails? I can see some potential serious injury possible!
thank you lol. they are actually filed fairly dull. surprisingly it is easier to badly scratch with nails half the length as at this length, they are more likely to bend or break with a lot of force.


How rude!

It's terrible the way people at work can be so demanding!:D

yes someday maybe they will chest visit me to stare at my tits, and not want me to do something

Oh my...you do know how to spoil us
Yeah, I am fun like that

Damn right! You obviously have more important things to tend to than stupid work. That hot wet pussy isn't going to fuck itself. :)
exactly. my pussy has simply not figured out how to fuck itself yet. though I guess they may have remote controlled wearables that could assist. guess I know what I will be googling if I get some down time today.

Proud to be a perv. Prouder still to be a perv peeking at your pretty pussy.

lol. Glad to assist you with being a prouder perv

Holy.....
That was so unexpected that l froze and had to regroup to keep from having to leave work to change britches lol.
well am I your first comment. nice. and lol. yeah If I don't embed it, it is either part of my random ramblings or would probably violate the rules if displayed in my post


WOW! I know where I would like my tongue now.. its a strangely snowy April in Iowa
sounds like a good idea. snow in April, fuck. I actually haven't seen snow in like 6 years. It has been a while since I have traveled that far north in winter.

Mmmmmm, wow, finger licking good!:devil: I know what you mean about work, just like I bet I’m supposed to be getting some things done myself instead of enjoying that very sexy clip over and over.
thank you. Well hopefully you can get something done, while watching. multitasking.


I'm feeling all light headed because all the blood has rushed into the other head!!! Damn, that is so hot!!! :devil::devil::devil:

lol. well I didnt mean to make anyone dizzy. that is the job of the bouncing boob gifs. but thank you
 
If that is what you need, i would happily volunteer to stand and stare at your lovely breasts.

Of course I will be thinking so many naughty things.:devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I am a big fan of labs. Very good natured.

And damn it, I switched from vodka to red wine for my health. They say 2 glasses a day is really good for you. I have big glasses

I haven't had any labradors myself but all the ones I've met have indeed been
quite nice dogs so I guess you're right.

They used to say 1 glass a day but now some of them think even that could be too much in the long run.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-...-healthy-eating/in-depth/alcohol/art-20044551
And one glass means about 15 cl which apparently is roughly 5 "fluid ounces" or something for the metrically challenged. :confused: ;)

happy monday. busy day here. I hate when people want me to do my job, at work....so fucking rude.

https://i.imgur.com/xRi45EF.gifv

Tsk tsk, can't they see you're busy stirring the pot ? :rolleyes: :D
 
You don't exaggerate the abundance of your nectar, I would love to slip into something as delicious, pity your so much above my class.
 
If that is what you need, i would happily volunteer to stand and stare at your lovely breasts.

Of course I will be thinking so many naughty things.:devil:

well I am not really picky. What I don't need is more crap thrown on my plate....well unless it is foood. bring on the food bribes

No fear Justa I only want you for your body and the wicked wonderful things I can do with it:devil:

This makes you finger licking good,just so you know and again that's one sweet looking coin slot. ::p:

thanks, why can't everyone be like that. and thank you

I haven't had any labradors myself but all the ones I've met have indeed been
quite nice dogs so I guess you're right.

They used to say 1 glass a day but now some of them think even that could be too much in the long run.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-...-healthy-eating/in-depth/alcohol/art-20044551
And one glass means about 15 cl which apparently is roughly 5 "fluid ounces" or something for the metrically challenged. :confused: ;)



Tsk tsk, can't they see you're busy stirring the pot ? :rolleyes: :D


yeah labs are awesome. no matter what, they are always happy and life is the best thing ever. I miss my other one. he would eat anything, so he just followed when I was cooking, sat below the kid while he was eating. spills rarely even hit the floor, and if they did, it wasn't there long. my current one is kind of a crappy vacuum cleaner. all picky and shit.

screw measuring. if it fits in one glass, it is one glass damn it. that is my story.

and yes, seriously people need to let me have my quiet time.

You don't exaggerate the abundance of your nectar, I would love to slip into something as delicious, pity your so much above my class.

Well thanks, Above your class lol. Please, I am so low class. OK, I guess financially speaking I am middle to upper middle class, but me, I prefer the low class life over the bougie bourgeois, keeping up with Jones, pretentious bullshit. They can have their Louis Vuitton bag, I will happily carry my $10 wine in my $10 walmart purse and actually have some fun lol.
 
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