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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Thanks. Very nice of you. I can say my ass sure does jiggle. Especially when cumming with the whole shaking and all. Not sure if it is a good thing though. Kind of jealous of you guys with the hard bodies, the upper body strength, and firm asses. Like how do you actually keep the motivation to work out that much. I mean that is an hour a day that you managed to free up, then spent working out and not drinking wine and/or getting off. I think I may need an exercise bike with a vibrating seat that only vibrates when the bike is peddled. I bet I'd have really awesome legs and a firm ass then. Even better if it has a big cup holder to hold a really big bottle and a long straw. Though I suspect you aren't supposed to drink a bottle or two of wine while working out.
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Yes, jiggling ass is a good thing. Well, I'm not one of those guys with the hard bodies and whatnot. I do have a great ass though, I will say this much. Working out takes motivation. Unfortunately, I'm both a procrastinator and lazy. Routine is what makes or breaks it, imo. Getting used to going every day or every other day keeps you going back. 4 or 5 years ago we had such a hot, humid summer that I was just too tired to go after work. Killed muh routine, mang. :(

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I am still waiting for that gym with the membership plan perk of for every 5lbs that I lose my big young hot assigned trainer spends an hour with his face between my thighs. I'd be in shape, then have to go and gain 5lbs just to lose it again lol. I haven't found a gym that offers this plan yet. not sure why.
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We don't we just be training partners? We'll fuck each other into shape! Or something. Oh, that reminds me with the sex bikes and everything, I have seen a few videos where a dildo is affixed to the gear and will go up and down as it's pedaled. I wonder how exactly anyone could concentrate unless they're focused on the pleasure of it. I can find those videos if you want LOL.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I said i would post some video screenshots, which also will help take something else off my to do list (pictures of every toy in use)

so starting with what I already had on my imgur and just never posted

ok actually I posted a similar shot, but just cropped as I was still avoiding face shots


checking 2 more toys off my list (note to self, fav purple rechargable, small black butt plug, silver vibe, pink vib, and basic purple vibe have now been crossed off the toy post list to complete posting all in use as is on my request list)
http://i.imgur.com/KUrPSoRm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PHSCkgFm.jpg

and this was a fun night


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the top picture is now in the short list of sexiest visual I have ever seen ... completely, breathtakingly sexy as all get out! *sighing happily*
 
here for the articles?

Can I say your passing thoughs on life comes as a close second, to glimpses of your delectable body, especially your lovely face.
 
o2baPrince said:
lol. I never thought of that....were they sex related?
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some were sort of sexual, but real perverse. I mean to make it on the list of things to never google, well one should probably not. but like um kids in a sandbox, which is a woman shoving a vibrator in this guys urethra. I wouldn't call it a turn on, but eh, interesting to watch, for science and curious how long it took them to build up to that, because that just shouldn't be possible. lemon party, gay old, like really old, dudes engaged in sexual activities. 2 girls 1 cup, a chick shits in a cup and these 2 porn actresses rub it all over each other, play with it in their mouths and shit, make out covered it in, one makes herself puke, pretty gross or kind of funny considering how much they are getting paid. um Mr hands, he liked his farm animals, a horse proved to be too much and he died. eel girls, they shove eels up each others ass and eventually eat them

then of course there are less common creepy medical disorders, harlequin, treeman syndrome.

then just photoshopped shit like blue waffle and shit based on Trypophobia.

oh and of course gruesome death scene shots like car accidents. in high school, our drivers ed instructor had a huge collection of really nasty ones. I think his goal was to make kids puke or something. he made a big deal about getting a large number of trash cans and placing them in the aisles before he passed the pictures out. Alas, ghetto teens are a pretty durable breed.

pv2012 said:
If you want to, I think I can take it ;)
But I'm not saying you can't make fun of yourself. Just no self-bullying please. :D
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ok, well lets start with why wile e. ya know a coyote can run like 40mph and a road runner is like only 20mph. for him not to get the road runner after all that time, well he had to be really fucking stupid. just saying.

EndlessNameless said:
Yes, jiggling ass is a good thing. Well, I'm not one of those guys with the hard bodies and whatnot. I do have a great ass though, I will say this much. Working out takes motivation. Unfortunately, I'm both a procrastinator and lazy. Routine is what makes or breaks it, imo. Getting used to going every day or every other day keeps you going back. 4 or 5 years ago we had such a hot, humid summer that I was just too tired to go after work. Killed muh routine, mang. :(



We don't we just be training partners? We'll fuck each other into shape! Or something. Oh, that reminds me with the sex bikes and everything, I have seen a few videos where a dildo is affixed to the gear and will go up and down as it's pedaled. I wonder how exactly anyone could concentrate unless they're focused on the pleasure of it. I can find those videos if you want LOL.
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i saw your avatar (they are off again though), you spend a good amount of time in the gym. and sure training partners sounds awesome. and i shall google the bike gear dildo. half the fun is seeing what I find along the way

NomDePlay said:
the top picture is now in the short list of sexiest visual I have ever seen ... completely, breathtakingly sexy as all get out! *sighing happily*
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thank you

Adre said:
An idea I can really get behind.
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damn it guys, that is supposed to be an insult.

ohverbatum7 said:
here for the articles?

Can I say your passing thoughs on life comes as a close second, to glimpses of your delectable body, especially your lovely face.
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Well thank you, so I assume your don't read playboy for the articles either. I do. I like the raw data and letters the best, oh and the jokes of course.
 
so taking a break from posting my pussy

so the standard cube pics





and as requested, my ass in the shower room with some tits tossed in some. and yes I left my sexy socks on.





 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so taking a break from posting my pussy

so the standard cube pics





and as requested, my ass in the shower room with some tits tossed in some. and yes I left my sexy socks on.





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kdunn762012 said:
Damn Justa, your body just doesn't quit. Your ass is breathtaking.
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well thank you. I am not sure about breathtaking, though I haven't tried.

scotluvsoral said:
Justa...there is NOTHING standard about your pictures! You are stunning and have an amazing body! :devil::rose::rose:
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thank you

Aquarob said:
Faaaacccckkkkkk....let me do things to you.....please :)
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well it says you are somewhere cold, so yeah you'd have to come to me. I avoid cold weather

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thank you
 
so I promised some examples of my stupidity.

well i did already share about the straight gay guy, and the day my tits broke a building, and the day I had to leave my apartment because of hot sauce....hum what else

ok. what else.

tried to put out a wax fire with water (in my defense I was 10) It did not work well. this pretty much sums up what happened except my scale was bigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfagFSxdqw
then I had to run out of the apartment, down the hallway, down the steps to get a fire extinguisher the landlord kept mounted so anyone could grab, except I had never used one, so I had to read the instructions, run back up. yeah, mom came home to scorched wall, cabinets, ceiling, it was so not good. surprisingly she did not kill me though. Afterwards, my cat was missing, and I had left the door open as I ran to get the extinguisher so I thought my cat was lost and was freaking out about that, about how much damage I had done, how much trouble I would be in, about the fire to begin with. Turns out that cat was just hiding somewhere, but I guess my mom saw how upset in general I was and didn't flip her shit.

I drove through a brick wall. wrll really it was a half wall, and my belt tensioner had broke seconds before impact, and I had my wheel turned hard left to cross 3 lanes of traffic was driving fairly fast, and once I lost all advanced features of my car, specifically the power steering, I couldn't correct and failed to stop in time before crossing the 2 on coming lanes into the wall.

drove through a forest once. yeah I was drunk. after a bunch of us stopped at a bar after work, I decided to go home with a coworker. well I had said I'd be home by 11, and didn't leave his house until 11, so I thought I'd speed down the dirt roads where I wouldn't get pulled over to make up time. And there was a stop sign I didn't see until the last minute (2 dirt road intersection). I should have just ran it, but I slammed to breaks to try to stop. Do you know what happens when you slam the breaks doing 70 on a dirt road. yeah, so my car is in the forest, managed to not hit a tree, but it skidded sideways and wedged between and against a cluster of trees. so every time I put it in drive or reverse, I could go an inch before hitting a tree, so I just couldn't get out. the first car that drove by was a pick up truck, and he say my lights where they shouldn't be, then say me in my oh so trendy Ally McBeal type business suit, with now shredded hose due to walking through brush in a forest, and was kind enough to offer me a beer (which I declined) and attached a chain to his truck to pull me sideways enough to reverse out of the path I made, so I could drive home. last time I drove drunk.

prior to that, I was once so drunk that I could not get my keys in the ignition and asked some random guy walking down the street to start my car. he did. i did make it home safely despite it being obviously stupid to drive.

I mentioned my poor sense of direction and it once took me damn near have an hour to drive out of a subdivision (I am very happy gps now exists)

I once was caught red handed in a felony, and didn't realize the cop was hitting on me. the half strip search, and the hiding me while he was driving me home because he thought he saw another cop did not tip me off. when his tongue was down my throat, I finally figured it out.

I had to use a fire extinguisher on my oven. I had turned it to preheat, forgetting i had put a box of pizza in it the night before.

just yesterday I spent like half an hour looking for a cable, that was on my desk under a dell tablet.

my great big adventure in shoplifting as a juvenile, was at the dollar store. only once, and I didn't get caught, but out of all the stores in the mall, yup the dollar store


i am sure the list goes on and on, but that is some of my best stupid moments
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok, well lets start with why wile e. ya know a coyote can run like 40mph and a road runner is like only 20mph. for him not to get the road runner after all that time, well he had to be really fucking stupid. just saying.
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Some say even 43 mph but it's not only about top speed. Roadrunners can make sharp turns you know. Contributing factors to the low success ratio may also be relying on overly complex technical solutions and quirky laws of physics. Such harsh words, can we say mentally challenged instead ? ;)

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so taking a break from posting my pussy

so the standard cube pics





and as requested, my ass in the shower room with some tits tossed in some. and yes I left my sexy socks on.





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As others have stated that's a very nicely shaped rear. :)
 
I'm happy placing kissing or sucking many of your sexy parts you delicate little flower of lusty womanhood ::p: :kiss:

You had to go look, really it was gross ,not fun stuff and even creepy unless youtube did some house cleaning?

I'd rather send you something way stupid or even funny and random....Hello ESTRADA.....wait for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuEmtP62QQ8

Nothing wrong with keeping your socks on, nope not a thing, happy thats all you have on really:devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I promised some examples of my stupidity.

well i did already share about the straight gay guy, and the day my tits broke a building, and the day I had to leave my apartment because of hot sauce....hum what else

ok. what else.

tried to put out a wax fire with water (in my defense I was 10) It did not work well. this pretty much sums up what happened except my scale was bigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfagFSxdqw
then I had to run out of the apartment, down the hallway, down the steps to get a fire extinguisher the landlord kept mounted so anyone could grab, except I had never used one, so I had to read the instructions, run back up. yeah, mom came home to scorched wall, cabinets, ceiling, it was so not good. surprisingly she did not kill me though. Afterwards, my cat was missing, and I had left the door open as I ran to get the extinguisher so I thought my cat was lost and was freaking out about that, about how much damage I had done, how much trouble I would be in, about the fire to begin with. Turns out that cat was just hiding somewhere, but I guess my mom saw how upset in general I was and didn't flip her shit.

I drove through a brick wall. wrll really it was a half wall, and my belt tensioner had broke seconds before impact, and I had my wheel turned hard left to cross 3 lanes of traffic was driving fairly fast, and once I lost all advanced features of my car, specifically the power steering, I couldn't correct and failed to stop in time before crossing the 2 on coming lanes into the wall.

drove through a forest once. yeah I was drunk. after a bunch of us stopped at a bar after work, I decided to go home with a coworker. well I had said I'd be home by 11, and didn't leave his house until 11, so I thought I'd speed down the dirt roads where I wouldn't get pulled over to make up time. And there was a stop sign I didn't see until the last minute (2 dirt road intersection). I should have just ran it, but I slammed to breaks to try to stop. Do you know what happens when you slam the breaks doing 70 on a dirt road. yeah, so my car is in the forest, managed to not hit a tree, but it skidded sideways and wedged between and against a cluster of trees. so every time I put it in drive or reverse, I could go an inch before hitting a tree, so I just couldn't get out. the first car that drove by was a pick up truck, and he say my lights where they shouldn't be, then say me in my oh so trendy Ally McBeal type business suit, with now shredded hose due to walking through brush in a forest, and was kind enough to offer me a beer (which I declined) and attached a chain to his truck to pull me sideways enough to reverse out of the path I made, so I could drive home. last time I drove drunk.

prior to that, I was once so drunk that I could not get my keys in the ignition and asked some random guy walking down the street to start my car. he did. i did make it home safely despite it being obviously stupid to drive.

I mentioned my poor sense of direction and it once took me damn near have an hour to drive out of a subdivision (I am very happy gps now exists)

I once was caught red handed in a felony, and didn't realize the cop was hitting on me. the half strip search, and the hiding me while he was driving me home because he thought he saw another cop did not tip me off. when his tongue was down my throat, I finally figured it out.

I had to use a fire extinguisher on my oven. I had turned it to preheat, forgetting i had put a box of pizza in it the night before.

just yesterday I spent like half an hour looking for a cable, that was on my desk under a dell tablet.

my great big adventure in shoplifting as a juvenile, was at the dollar store. only once, and I didn't get caught, but out of all the stores in the mall, yup the dollar store


i am sure the list goes on and on, but that is some of my best stupid moments
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I haven't done all of those but who hasn't played with fire as a kid ? :D
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I promised some examples of my stupidity.

well i did already share about the straight gay guy, and the day my tits broke a building, and the day I had to leave my apartment because of hot sauce....hum what else

ok. what else.

tried to put out a wax fire with water (in my defense I was 10) It did not work well. this pretty much sums up what happened except my scale was bigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfagFSxdqw
then I had to run out of the apartment, down the hallway, down the steps to get a fire extinguisher the landlord kept mounted so anyone could grab, except I had never used one, so I had to read the instructions, run back up. yeah, mom came home to scorched wall, cabinets, ceiling, it was so not good. surprisingly she did not kill me though. Afterwards, my cat was missing, and I had left the door open as I ran to get the extinguisher so I thought my cat was lost and was freaking out about that, about how much damage I had done, how much trouble I would be in, about the fire to begin with. Turns out that cat was just hiding somewhere, but I guess my mom saw how upset in general I was and didn't flip her shit.

I drove through a brick wall. wrll really it was a half wall, and my belt tensioner had broke seconds before impact, and I had my wheel turned hard left to cross 3 lanes of traffic was driving fairly fast, and once I lost all advanced features of my car, specifically the power steering, I couldn't correct and failed to stop in time before crossing the 2 on coming lanes into the wall.

drove through a forest once. yeah I was drunk. after a bunch of us stopped at a bar after work, I decided to go home with a coworker. well I had said I'd be home by 11, and didn't leave his house until 11, so I thought I'd speed down the dirt roads where I wouldn't get pulled over to make up time. And there was a stop sign I didn't see until the last minute (2 dirt road intersection). I should have just ran it, but I slammed to breaks to try to stop. Do you know what happens when you slam the breaks doing 70 on a dirt road. yeah, so my car is in the forest, managed to not hit a tree, but it skidded sideways and wedged between and against a cluster of trees. so every time I put it in drive or reverse, I could go an inch before hitting a tree, so I just couldn't get out. the first car that drove by was a pick up truck, and he say my lights where they shouldn't be, then say me in my oh so trendy Ally McBeal type business suit, with now shredded hose due to walking through brush in a forest, and was kind enough to offer me a beer (which I declined) and attached a chain to his truck to pull me sideways enough to reverse out of the path I made, so I could drive home. last time I drove drunk.

prior to that, I was once so drunk that I could not get my keys in the ignition and asked some random guy walking down the street to start my car. he did. i did make it home safely despite it being obviously stupid to drive.

I mentioned my poor sense of direction and it once took me damn near have an hour to drive out of a subdivision (I am very happy gps now exists)

I once was caught red handed in a felony, and didn't realize the cop was hitting on me. the half strip search, and the hiding me while he was driving me home because he thought he saw another cop did not tip me off. when his tongue was down my throat, I finally figured it out.

I had to use a fire extinguisher on my oven. I had turned it to preheat, forgetting i had put a box of pizza in it the night before.

just yesterday I spent like half an hour looking for a cable, that was on my desk under a dell tablet.

my great big adventure in shoplifting as a juvenile, was at the dollar store. only once, and I didn't get caught, but out of all the stores in the mall, yup the dollar store


i am sure the list goes on and on, but that is some of my best stupid moments
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Regarding your poor sense of direction, let's get lost together.
 
I thought Playboy died ,the magazine that is Hef's a robot he'll never die just pop up years from now!
 
I drove through a car wash and a window .....or was that a drive up window belly bombs to soak up the booze, safety first ok maybe third....carry on !:)
 
MikeyD0bb said:
Gorgeous as always. Still working on that gym loan btw 😜
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Lol. Thank you and good luck

wickedpanda said:
I'm happy placing kissing or sucking many of your sexy parts you delicate little flower of lusty womanhood ::p: :kiss:

You had to go look, really it was gross ,not fun stuff and even creepy unless youtube did some house cleaning?

I'd rather send you something way stupid or even funny and random....Hello ESTRADA.....wait for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuEmtP62QQ8

Nothing wrong with keeping your socks on, nope not a thing, happy thats all you have on really:devil:
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Damn it, suck my ass is supposed be insulting when this delicate flower says it. Though yes, ideal sucking would continue to other parts.

And no worries, I had already seen 99%. Only 2 in the top 25 were new to me, and eh, I am not easily bothered. Some of those are even funny (yes gross things and things you go to hell for greatly overlaps with things I find funny)

And lol on clip, but you can do better.

pv2012 said:
Some say even 43 mph but it's not only about top speed. Roadrunners can make sharp turns you know. Contributing factors to the low success ratio may also be relying on overly complex technical solutions and quirky laws of physics. Such harsh words, can we say mentally challenged instead ? ;)



As others have stated that's a very nicely shaped rear. :)
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Fine. Why the mentally challenged cartoon avi. And yeah if you like big butts and can not lie.

pv2012 said:
I haven't done all of those but who hasn't played with fire as a kid ? :D
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Yes, I guess we all like to play with fire sometimes

Vincius said:
Sexy front and back !:cattail:
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Thank you

Todger65 said:
Great photos, stay bent over, I’m right behind you.
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Thanks and yes please

Skowt said:
Regarding your poor sense of direction, let's get lost together.
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As long as you can help me find my way.

ohverbatum7 said:
Does anyone still read Playboy?
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Well, my mom gets my husband a subscription as one of our Christmas gifts. That has been going on forever. Now I am wondering if it is weird that my mom buys my husband porn? Is it also weird that my mil used to get me slutty lingerie. Hum?

wickedpanda said:
I thought Playboy died ,the magazine that is Hef's a robot he'll never die just pop up years from now!
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As long as there are hot slutty girls looking to make money off their looks, some form if Playboy will exist

wickedpanda said:
I drove through a car wash and a window .....or was that a drive up window belly bombs to soak up the booze, safety first ok maybe third....carry on !:)
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Lol. We have drive through liquor stores, and had a drive up bar in the car wash.
 
holy moly you are gorgeous ! :) thanks for posting - not sure if i've found your thread before - i'm not on here as much as i used to be!
 
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