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scotluvsoral said:
*laughing softly* Love it! :devil::devil::devil:
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thank you.

scotluvsoral said:
:devil: Just amazing!!! :rose::rose:
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lol, and this is why I shouldn't be given animal headbands


Paul_Chance said:
Somehow the internet always ends up at cat videos. That is just the way it is.

I am kind of fond of pajama tops. Especially when they're spilled open.
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fucking cats. and thanks. occasionally I come in in pajama bottoms too, that is pretty rare though.

Todger65 said:
Interesting sets of toys. The plugs are longer than the stainless steel ones.

I saw a video once of two girls playing beer pong by shooting the balls out of their vagina. Surprised how accurate they were.
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yeah, it is always fun to open my mail. and lol. I kind of wonder how much vagina ball shooting chicks practice. do they practice alone or with friends? how did they decide to pick that as a hobby? did they really want an athlete but sucked at everything else? did they work a boring cubicle job?

AlliaPotestas said:
Just to be clear, if your boobs are made of chocolate - I wanna an invite to the party :D

http://dyedsoulless.tumblr.com/post/69227272757/how-to-enjoy-a-chocolate-fountain-a-guide-by
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lol. i guess I'd have enough to share. and damn that made me hungry for chocolate. I have some lindor truffles at home. all the candy dishes around here have crap candy in them today. though, I did raid the snack dish for a bag of honey mustard pretzel bites.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part


and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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I'm thinking you enjoy the butt plug set while we play with the hot wheels then we play with each others......sorry hot wheels first after playing with I'll need a nap, aint bragging just know that much sweet T&A you have will wear a guy out and you know its true.

Still love the bunny boobs, hey maybe a Mrs. Potato set could be used to make an adult dress up your boobs sex kit.......before you laugh that husband and wife sold rocks out of their drive way and that was before ebay....just sayin!

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You've got to hand it to the people who make sex toys,the designs are exquisite, but three butt plugs? is there something in your physiology that your keeping to yourself?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part


and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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Very nice. Thing is, I do find the hot wheels thing interesting (hey, I'm an overgrown man child)
 
wickedpanda said:
I'm thinking you enjoy the butt plug set while we play with the hot wheels then we play with each others......sorry hot wheels first after playing with I'll need a nap, aint bragging just know that much sweet T&A you have will wear a guy out and you know its true.

Still love the bunny boobs, hey maybe a Mrs. Potato set could be used to make an adult dress up your boobs sex kit.......before you laugh that husband and wife sold rocks out of their drive way and that was before ebay....just sayin!

:devil:
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ok, but if we are playing with hot wheels I also want to bring out a set of magnatiles and build little bridges and houses around the track. and i guess I could find a way to entertain myself during a nap.

And yes bunnies are awesome. I think reusable adhesive stickers for dressing up tits could be the way to go. or maybe temporary tattoo style. interesting that the sell vajazzling kits but not tit decorating kits, hum. maybe because tougher to come up with a catchy name.

ohverbatum7 said:
You've got to hand it to the people who make sex toys,the designs are exquisite, but three butt plugs? is there something in your physiology that your keeping to yourself?
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well they are meant for gradually increasing size. though My thoughts are it's just like everything else. sometimes you want a little, sometimes you want a lot.

MikeyD0bb said:
Very nice. Thing is, I do find the hot wheels thing interesting (hey, I'm an overgrown man child)
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it is actually a pretty cute set. the launcher, snake's mouth, and snake trap work better than expected. I do like playing with hot wheels, but I will admit I prefer magnatiles, playdough, and remote control vehicles more. Hey it is always good to let the inner child out sometimes (though half the time my inner child is a drunken whore so maybe I shouldn't lol)
 
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.



 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.



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I think you can safely leave the imagination part to us. :) I can't speak for everyone of course, but my imagination runs away all by itself. Sometimes (okay often) it really doesn't even need encouragement from me. It just goes! See? It is already off and running.:devil:
 
Justa you have adult toys while I rest up!

Fine we can have a town set to race the cars around and crash them,gotta have a crash or it ain't racing. :)

OK you have a tv famous dentist very cool but how does a trip to the dentist work for you what with the large breast and the adjustable dental chair, blame my pervy mind.

And does he smile when he see's you cause I'm thinking I would:devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.



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:D I have no idea how you can call these unimaginative...I am imagining quite a lot!!! :devil::devil::rose:
 
MY fantascy would be

for you to hold me and let me suck and nurse on those spectaculars breasts and nipples. And while doing do that you masturbate me until I shot my load.



frmtutanota said:
fuck it .... ya... about that :devil: ... mind wandering off ......

fantastit photos... deliciously beautiful ;)
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.



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Does he use your tits for a tray? And when you bounced in did he think, "I just keep on winning"
 
ohverbatum7 said:
Who needs imagination when in possession of a gift from the gods.
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well thanks. being creative and imaginative is a lot of work, where as flashing my tits is super easy so glad I can go the lazy way lol.

wickedpanda said:
Justa you have adult toys while I rest up!

Fine we can have a town set to race the cars around and crash them,gotta have a crash or it ain't racing. :)

OK you have a tv famous dentist very cool but how does a trip to the dentist work for you what with the large breast and the adjustable dental chair, blame my pervy mind.

And does he smile when he see's you cause I'm thinking I would:devil:
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yes, I do enjoy toys so no worries. and now I want a set of hot wheels crack ups (they were the ones with the crash damage flippable body panels). I think they stopped making them in like the 80s

and my tits do not seem to get in the way in the dentist office. Not really sure if it causes him to work at different angles that normal or not. Now, pretty sure I can never be a hygienist. or maybe I would be a really popular one lol

yeah let me see, cant be an athlete either, or a stewardess (turbulence)

scotluvsoral said:
:D I have no idea how you can call these unimaginative...I am imagining quite a lot!!! :devil::devil::rose:
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well thanks, even if I can't be imaginative, it is awesome that I can inspire others. feel free to share (might give me ideas lol)

needit700 said:
for you to hold me and let me suck and nurse on those spectaculars breasts and nipples. And while doing do that you masturbate me until I shot my load.
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Well thanks. We all have fantasies right. I could work with that as long as my turn comes after.

MikeyD0bb said:
I was always partial to transformers and Legos myself
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I must admit to having a lot of transformers and lego in my house (prior to having a kid too) boy toys were so much better than girl toys back then. I did like the easy bake oven though.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.





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What a lovely picture.....I need a new pack of tissues now:devil:
 
Aww Justa its not the things you can't be that make this thread funny and crazy sexy its what you are ,your physical assets that are always great to see and the cause of much lust . :nana:

Yep crash cars on ebay........I used a lot of hotwheel track up what with the lighter fluid and flaming car jumps!

Hey wait I remember a bad porn movie about a busty dental hygienist :devil:
 
Better yet where's the video's where she tries them out.....what no one else was wondering that, really?!

Proud and pervy :nana:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
well it is tuesday. I had a late start to the day. dentist appointment, getting some old work redone/replaced. (yeah i am lucky to make a bond last 3 years lol). fun, fun.... though my dentist is actually amusing (and side note, he was on the price is right and won his showcase and hit $1 on the big wheel, and he was also on who wants to be a millionaire a few years back too)

anyway since it is tuesday, yet another unimaginative picture of my tits.



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Aww, you've got a pink screwdriver. :)
I've always wondered who buys them. :D
And a cute innocent-looking face.
 
kdunn762012 said:
The pictures are fine Just, much like yourself. MY imagination will now take over.......
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well thanks..and feel free to share what you imagine, it might give me ideas

iaabanag said:
What a lovely picture.....I need a new pack of tissues now:devil:
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thanks. and retail sales, even tissues, is good for the economy, hey I am helping the economy today

wickedpanda said:
Aww Justa its not the things you can't be that make this thread funny and crazy sexy its what you are ,your physical assets that are always great to see and the cause of much lust . :nana:

Yep crash cars on ebay........I used a lot of hotwheel track up what with the lighter fluid and flaming car jumps!

Hey wait I remember a bad porn movie about a busty dental hygienist :devil:
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thanks. and hey the things I fail at are often funny though and lol I don't think my hot wheels ever involved lighter fluid, though when older we did find creative uses for lighter fluid.

I am sure there are 100 bad porn movies about busty hygienists and patients with huge dicks

xianpeters said:
So ... wait ... how do you get companies to send you sex toys?
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ok, you see, I am often an all in kind of person. when I was young, it was partying. when I got older, I was very in to gaming. like hosting forums, cracking, writing bots etc etc. it was all consuming. then I got pregnant. well I work 50 hours a week, spend 50 hours a week on my hobby, it is a problem. So I quit gaming. but then find myself bored. So I joined a mom forum. it is a set up similar to lit, but rather than pervy talk it is all mom talk and problems and oh my 2 month old is crawling and shit. oh and I also took up shopping as well.... I need baby stuff and clothing etc etc. Anyway, my all in self was on the forum a lot. So of course I am bored with the mom talk, and just start rambling about things I bought, sales I saw. even started working with bots to monitor massive price changes via api etc etc. my fashion sense and sizing is horrible, so I started posting pictures of clothing asking the other moms if it fits or doesn't, buy or not etc etc. talking about and making fun of random products etc etc. just whatever rambling, but made a ton of friends. then one day I am complaining about a problem, and a vendor sends me a link on amazon and a code to get a solution free. and then more. At first it was a lot of amazon as I buy a ton on amazon and talk about them a lot. then talking about alcohol, and a manufacturer offers to send me a coupon for some mixers. then mattel and step2 ask to send me toys for my son, then some clothing vendors offered some shirts and dresses. basically vendors who had social media specialists monitoring forums geared to their primary market (20s, 30s, and 40 year old women) started offering to send me things or provide discount codes to make a product free on their website or amazon or google express or jet. And if i liked them or if they were silly or funny, I might talk about it. then a sexy nighty or two, then a vibrator or two etc etc. honestly, almost all my toys are free ones. maybe one or two I bought. Some of the lingerie I have posted were free ones. most lingerie didnt work out so well, but a couple actually fit and I have posted here.

Now lately, I have been here or chatting with pervs I met here way more than chatting with my bored moms, but once they add you to their lists of product demo people, sometimes they just send you things every few months. And I still go chit chat with the bored moms sometimes. When I vanish from here for days and days, I am probably chatting there.

I would actually be surprised if the posters here with tens of thousands of comments or the ones with 1000s of pictures don't get offers from adult retailers. I mean if I had a fetish lingerie shop, I'd want to send some of the hot chicks something and maybe they will say hey look at this new outfit I got from xxx and someone else will say oh that looks fucking hot and buy it. Hell I have seen things I wanted here. i also noticed a toy review thread. If I was a social marketing specialist, I might possibly reach out and supply the primary commenters a link and a free code from a reputable store and again maybe same thing, maybe they will say look what I got from so and so. of course, I don't know a lot about erotic forums. Maybe there are bigger ones that the social marketing specialists are stalking. or maybe trying to pm would be reported as spam and they would be banned, idk.


wickedpanda said:
Better yet where's the video's where she tries them out.....what no one else was wondering that, really?!

Proud and pervy :nana:
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I am still a little uncomfortable posting videos and images like that. so graphic. not saying they don't exist, but so far, most are just on my phone (ok and maybe on a few other folks' phones, but I like to believe they aren't being saved, ok and maybe some on my google cloud and drop box for storage and in case i am feeling brave here lol) But even normal items, I don't usually do videos unless you can't appreciated the humor without the video, or a manufacturing paid me to make a video and send it to them. usually those are like thoughts, how I would improve or change packaging or store placement etc etc. I am generally a photo and rambling chick. hell I try to avoid being on family videos lol. I dislike video. it is better at least when I know I will be stripping the audio so I dont have to talk lol. but still this specific subject is very personal, and what can I say, I actually am a little shy. it is one thing to say only 10 people are seeing it, but damn the thread view counter on the forum page is some what traumatizing. at least drop box doesn't have one.

idk. maybe I will post some screenshots from some play videos over the next few days. push myself out of my comfort zone but maybe wade rather than dive in lol

pv2012 said:
Aww, you've got a pink screwdriver. :)
I've always wondered who buys them. :D
And a cute innocent-looking face.
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Thanks

idk, I think it leans a little more to red, but one thing that I have learned about working with and hanging with all men..... Buy girlie tools and lighters with naked men on them. That way men don't accidentally jack your stuff when borrowing it. Men don't want to be at bars with naked men lighters, so they give it back fast instead of accidentally pocketing them, and men don't want to be on work sites with girlie tools, so again, they borrow and give back fast.
 
Thanks Justa and hey no pressure just my pervy mind being greedy and I still cherish the one video you did share.

No lighter fluid and hot wheels how did you do the flaming loop of death jump or race to put out the town fire.....i fera you have been cheated out of some hot wheels fun but the adult use of lighter fluid seems well done!

Much love even more lust and here's to having fun when you prove Yoda wrong and only try something, stupid green jedi hiding in a swamp after losing a war and talking to force ghost!

And rant over back to lusting for you like I'm suppose too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UybDydQpNY
 
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