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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and a bunny ramble.

hum. I had some pet bunnies as a kid.

when I used to volunteer for the humane society, I also was the easter bunny for pictures. people could bring their pets in and give a donation to get a polaroid of their pet with the easter bunny. and of course kid could come too, so I am sure some parents just brought the kid and pet to not deal with lines. anyway full easter bunny costume, head body gloves and all. I was always a little nervous anytime a kid handed me a shoebox. I like pocket pets and all, but they are fast, and in the costume you pretty much could feel almost nothing and see almost nothing. Luckily 9 times out of 10 the animal in the shoebox was a turtle.

i was a playboy bunny for halloween, twice. once in highschool. I am sure my mom was very proud lol.

when I worked as a summer camp councilor, everyone gave each other nicknames during the first week of orientation. My nickname became Bunny. There were 2 reasons. One, because playboy bunny due to my figure, and also the fact that even at an all girls summer camp, I would still shave my legs with a cup of water and soap, my chapstick was tinted, my sunblock glittery etc etc lol. And the second was for Energizer Bunny due to my high energy level and I could just keep going and going and going. Anytime I worked with kids, I always ask for the oldest group because I am not really a fan of young kids. So like I wanted the 12 to 13 group at summer camp. I wanted the 10 year old group at a day care I worked. Summer camp gave me the youngest, 5 and 6 year old girls. the day care gave me the even biggest pains, 2 to 3 year olds. Reasoning was always my energy level.

I have heard the word Bunny said in a long whiny tone more times than I can count, probably hundreds. A 5 year old girl pleading for something can really draw it out.
Buuu uh uuuu uh uuuuu uh nnnnnnnnnn eeee ey eee ey eeeee ey .
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This sounds like something you perhaps would want to talk to a therapist about.
Luckily doctor PV is ready to see you. ;)
 
MikeyD0bb said:
They're bunnies alright. They're multiplying
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yeah, that happens with bunnies.

EndlessNameless said:
Sooooooooooo...I guess the only question here is: do they fuck like bunnies??
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hum, that is always the question, isn't it?

pv2012 said:
Wow, they multiply like.... eh... bunnies ! :confused: :D
But did they lay any eggs ? ;)
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hum, guess they did multiply, but yeah, no eggs, they just don't have that kind of skill

pv2012 said:
This sounds like something you perhaps would want to talk to a therapist about.
Luckily doctor PV is ready to see you. ;)
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damn it, I am a perfectly sane, well adjusted individual, who just happens to be um.... mentally creative. Don't be jealous because the smurfs talk to me and not to you.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well good morning. As I get ready for my first egg hunt, I thought I remind y'all to set out your Easter baskets tonight so the Easter Bunny will come visit with yummy treats.

http://i.imgur.com/27NUCqRm.jpg

And yes that is a set of adult Bunny ears on a headband. And yes that is about as good as I can make artwork on my tits. You try drawing on your tits, it isn't that easy. oh who I am kidding, that is about as good as my artwork gets in general. Just shut up and laugh damn it.
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*laughing softly* Love it! :devil::devil::devil:
 
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part
http://i.imgur.com/iLAbO0im.jpg

and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part
http://i.imgur.com/iLAbO0im.jpg

and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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Somehow the internet always ends up at cat videos. That is just the way it is.

I am kind of fond of pajama tops. Especially when they're spilled open.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part
http://i.imgur.com/iLAbO0im.jpg

and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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Interesting sets of toys. The plugs are longer than the stainless steel ones.

I saw a video once of two girls playing beer pong by shooting the balls out of their vagina. Surprised how accurate they were.
 
scotluvsoral said:
*laughing softly* Love it! :devil::devil::devil:
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thank you.

scotluvsoral said:
:devil: Just amazing!!! :rose::rose:
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lol, and this is why I shouldn't be given animal headbands


Paul_Chance said:
Somehow the internet always ends up at cat videos. That is just the way it is.

I am kind of fond of pajama tops. Especially when they're spilled open.
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fucking cats. and thanks. occasionally I come in in pajama bottoms too, that is pretty rare though.

Todger65 said:
Interesting sets of toys. The plugs are longer than the stainless steel ones.

I saw a video once of two girls playing beer pong by shooting the balls out of their vagina. Surprised how accurate they were.
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yeah, it is always fun to open my mail. and lol. I kind of wonder how much vagina ball shooting chicks practice. do they practice alone or with friends? how did they decide to pick that as a hobby? did they really want an athlete but sucked at everything else? did they work a boring cubicle job?

AlliaPotestas said:
Just to be clear, if your boobs are made of chocolate - I wanna an invite to the party :D

http://dyedsoulless.tumblr.com/post/69227272757/how-to-enjoy-a-chocolate-fountain-a-guide-by
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lol. i guess I'd have enough to share. and damn that made me hungry for chocolate. I have some lindor truffles at home. all the candy dishes around here have crap candy in them today. though, I did raid the snack dish for a bag of honey mustard pretzel bites.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part
http://i.imgur.com/iLAbO0im.jpg

and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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I'm thinking you enjoy the butt plug set while we play with the hot wheels then we play with each others......sorry hot wheels first after playing with I'll need a nap, aint bragging just know that much sweet T&A you have will wear a guy out and you know its true.

Still love the bunny boobs, hey maybe a Mrs. Potato set could be used to make an adult dress up your boobs sex kit.......before you laugh that husband and wife sold rocks out of their drive way and that was before ebay....just sayin!

:devil:
 
You've got to hand it to the people who make sex toys,the designs are exquisite, but three butt plugs? is there something in your physiology that your keeping to yourself?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ugh work is totally sucking today with the whole expecting me to do my job and shit

but another day, another cube shot. and yeah this top is technically a pajama top but whatever. I showed up, that is the important part
http://i.imgur.com/iLAbO0im.jpg

and side ramble, a couple companies sent me some things to play with this last week that I finally opened Sunday. https://imgur.com/aWaxMWA

ok you guys probably don't care that Mattel sent me a hotwheel set to play with but hey surprise free adult toys are always nice to have appear. I actually didn't have any bedazzled butt plugs. they are surprising heavily, my others are silicone, tried the middle one last night and the weight wasn't an issue. not sure if it will be a bored office set given the weight though. tried the first in kegel set yesterday while making dinner, too easy, so decided to try the second today, eh something different to do to break up my manic monday lol. hum what else, in my weird random googling, came across a chick with braces eating here self out. impressive. then some Bangkok performances involving 40 feet of glow rope and ping pong balls,. this now leads me to wonder if there is a dirty Guinness book of world records and if it has a record for the largest number of ping pong balls loaded then shot out of a vagina. then I somehow ended up back at cat videos. maybe i will watch moose next. or hum something stranger
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Very nice. Thing is, I do find the hot wheels thing interesting (hey, I'm an overgrown man child)
 
wickedpanda said:
I'm thinking you enjoy the butt plug set while we play with the hot wheels then we play with each others......sorry hot wheels first after playing with I'll need a nap, aint bragging just know that much sweet T&A you have will wear a guy out and you know its true.

Still love the bunny boobs, hey maybe a Mrs. Potato set could be used to make an adult dress up your boobs sex kit.......before you laugh that husband and wife sold rocks out of their drive way and that was before ebay....just sayin!

:devil:
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ok, but if we are playing with hot wheels I also want to bring out a set of magnatiles and build little bridges and houses around the track. and i guess I could find a way to entertain myself during a nap.

And yes bunnies are awesome. I think reusable adhesive stickers for dressing up tits could be the way to go. or maybe temporary tattoo style. interesting that the sell vajazzling kits but not tit decorating kits, hum. maybe because tougher to come up with a catchy name.

ohverbatum7 said:
You've got to hand it to the people who make sex toys,the designs are exquisite, but three butt plugs? is there something in your physiology that your keeping to yourself?
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well they are meant for gradually increasing size. though My thoughts are it's just like everything else. sometimes you want a little, sometimes you want a lot.

MikeyD0bb said:
Very nice. Thing is, I do find the hot wheels thing interesting (hey, I'm an overgrown man child)
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it is actually a pretty cute set. the launcher, snake's mouth, and snake trap work better than expected. I do like playing with hot wheels, but I will admit I prefer magnatiles, playdough, and remote control vehicles more. Hey it is always good to let the inner child out sometimes (though half the time my inner child is a drunken whore so maybe I shouldn't lol)
 
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