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pv2012 said:
Yes of course. Just ignore anyone who says "too old to be cute" ;)
You're much faster at typing than I am though , maybe you use both. :D
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Well no one ever said too old to be cute. Too bitchy to be cute is more likely. They actually people say I am cute when pissed off, so idk.

Vincius said:
Dose more meetings mean more nude photos?:cattail:
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actually in a way, yes. If the meeting is boring, I will be online more. Also if I am going to Jill off in my cube, it will be during a meeting. See if I have the meeting on speakers rather than a headset, everyone knows I am in a meeting, it might be video, and may not be muted, therefore everyone avoids coming to my cube. So yup, I have the most privacy during meetings I don't care about. Unfortunately then I do miss stuff. Someone told me it was amusing watching me get off as others discussed new productivity reports. And I am all wait, fuck, they are now reporting on our productivity, well there goes doing fuck all on Fridays


Paul_Chance said:
Yes, I am rather fond of that one. I think it's the catch-22 of some women's clothing. I look at them and I think "wow, that's fucking hot" and "wow, I bet that's uncomfortable". LOL - and when it comes to pleather, leather, and vinyl the "hot" applies in both meanings of the word.

I've been to those meetings, they are always entertaining. "Let's have a meeting to talk about how we're having too many meetings".

And, for the official record, I like the "wankability as the inverse of decency" index. Does it apply to men too?
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I actually find pleather, leather, vinyl more comfortable then like lace and elastic. Those get itchy. Not as bad as wool but yeah that black top is one of the more comfortable pieces I own. Of course I am one of those chicks who is always cold lol.

And I do like my men indecent, but I am a poor representative of the female population.


pv2012 said:
Yes but unfortunately the constant appears to be negative in those cases :rolleyes:
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Haha

MikeyD0bb said:
Amazing, my pants almost burst. It's hard to have a serious discussion when you're such a tasty distraction
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Well thanks. Seriousness is overrated anyway.

Todger65 said:
Nothing less decent about these pics. I would say more interesting.
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Glad you find them more interesting, wait does that mean the first were boring?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
less decent versions of this morning posted shots while I wait for my next meeting to start. side note, I think I have too many meetings
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Did you have a meeting about meetings at your meeting? I remember this guy was on the phone for a company meeting that they do every week and he says it's practically the same shit every week. In other words, it's a complete waste of time. It's a wonder companies are allowed to hemorrhage money in this manner, but hey, worse stuff happens.

Now that I have that out of the way, allow me to drool at your thong pics.
 
EndlessNameless said:
Did you have a meeting about meetings at your meeting? I remember this guy was on the phone for a company meeting that they do every week and he says it's practically the same shit every week. In other words, it's a complete waste of time. It's a wonder companies are allowed to hemorrhage money in this manner, but hey, worse stuff happens.

Now that I have that out of the way, allow me to drool at your thong pics.
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haha, almost all my meetings are weekly meetings that are almost all exactly the same. we did not have any meetings yesterday to discuss future meetings or how to have less meetings so that is something.

And thanks for drooling over my thong pics, it is always appreciated

Polarity said:
Is indecent one word or two?
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i like my men indecent and better than in decent.
 
happy friday.

i am on location today. yippie. but standard work slutty pics, just from a construction area this time

http://i.imgur.com/C6o9DmEm.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/BvgBQujm.jpg

and yup my sweater is quite wrinkled. you can pay me to show up, but you can only make me look someone what put together a couple times a year and I think that has now been exhausted.

also, somehow I did say I would post a gif of me motorboating my own tits. so yeah, I am willing to look very stupid on an anonymous erotic site. go me. this is the first time I have ever motorboated a pair of tits. obviously just because I could do something, doesn't mean I even connect I could. Like the first time someone here asked if I could suck my own nipples, it is like Duh of course I could. that isn't even hard. Why don't you give me something remotely challenging like tie them in a knot, tie them in a bow, throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier (which by they way, I can do none of those, but ask about the should thing in another 10 years). Anyway point is, even though I could obviously easily suck my own nipples, I had never thought about it until it came up. So yeah my first motorboat, as I never thought about it, even though I obviously could easily. enjoy me looking stupid lol https://imgur.com/UeayoaH
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
happy friday.

i am on location today. yippie. but standard work slutty pics, just from a construction area this time

http://i.imgur.com/C6o9DmEm.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/BvgBQujm.jpg

and yup my sweater is quite wrinkled. you can pay me to show up, but you can only make me look someone what put together a couple times a year and I think that has now been exhausted.

also, somehow I did say I would post a gif of me motorboating my own tits. so yeah, I am willing to look very stupid on an anonymous erotic site. go me. this is the first time I have ever motorboated a pair of tits. obviously just because I could do something, doesn't mean I even connect I could. Like the first time someone here asked if I could suck my own nipples, it is like Duh of course I could. that isn't even hard. Why don't you give me something remotely challenging like tie them in a knot, tie them in a bow, throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier (which by they way, I can do none of those, but ask about the should thing in another 10 years). Anyway point is, even though I could obviously easily suck my own nipples, I had never thought about it until it came up. So yeah my first motorboat, as I never thought about it, even though I obviously could easily. enjoy me looking stupid lol https://imgur.com/UeayoaH
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Happy Friday for you too! Hope that you have a great day on location.

Oh..and love the motorboat too! ;)
 
side note. reason 102 not to keep thongs in your desk drawer at work.

So a guy brought over a device that was malfunctioning. well apparently having nail polish on makes my nails too think to pop open a compartment on this device. so I open my drawer, but every screwdriver, pick etc is also too think. at this point both of us are grabbing random things from my drawer to try, and that is when he pulls out a black thong. luckily he was nice enough to instead of pick on me about it, just put it back. but yup, why I shouldn't keep thongs in me drawer. at least he didn't make it back to the toys lol. in the end a staple did the job.

also, I just found sex toys that cost more than my car. fuck, yeah I don't know, they better do some really awesome shit like dishes or laundry or some shit.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
side note. reason 102 not to keep thongs in your desk drawer at work.

So a guy brought over a device that was malfunctioning. well apparently having nail polish on makes my nails too think to pop open a compartment on this device. so I open my drawer, but every screwdriver, pick etc is also too think. at this point both of us are grabbing random things from my drawer to try, and that is when he pulls out a black thong. luckily he was nice enough to instead of pick on me about it, just put it back. but yup, why I shouldn't keep thongs in me drawer. at least he didn't make it back to the toys lol. in the end a staple did the job.

also, I just found sex toys that cost more than my car. fuck, yeah I don't know, they better do some really awesome shit like dishes or laundry or some shit.
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Good on him for not being a jerk about that and making it worse!

haha on the high-priced sex toys. Heck, they better do dishes, laundry, answer the phone, and do cleaning around the place too!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
happy friday.

i am on location today. yippie. but standard work slutty pics, just from a construction area this time

http://i.imgur.com/C6o9DmEm.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/BvgBQujm.jpg

and yup my sweater is quite wrinkled. you can pay me to show up, but you can only make me look someone what put together a couple times a year and I think that has now been exhausted.

also, somehow I did say I would post a gif of me motorboating my own tits. so yeah, I am willing to look very stupid on an anonymous erotic site. go me. this is the first time I have ever motorboated a pair of tits. obviously just because I could do something, doesn't mean I even connect I could. Like the first time someone here asked if I could suck my own nipples, it is like Duh of course I could. that isn't even hard. Why don't you give me something remotely challenging like tie them in a knot, tie them in a bow, throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier (which by they way, I can do none of those, but ask about the should thing in another 10 years). Anyway point is, even though I could obviously easily suck my own nipples, I had never thought about it until it came up. So yeah my first motorboat, as I never thought about it, even though I obviously could easily. enjoy me looking stupid lol https://imgur.com/UeayoaH
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Love the photos from a little more risky position. And the clip is brilliant.
 
omega46 said:
Good on him for not being a jerk about that and making it worse!

haha on the high-priced sex toys. Heck, they better do dishes, laundry, answer the phone, and do cleaning around the place too!
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well in expensive toys defense, I drive crappy cars. it is very freeing to not give a shit about your cars

Todger65 said:
Love the photos from a little more risky position. And the clip is brilliant.
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thanks. and lol, not quite sure if brilliant is the word i would use

tequilashooter6 said:
Oh I think we need a video clip of that 2nd shot! 😈
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I actually have not made a video in that thong. and actually I don't know if i made a video from that angle either. I shot most from behind me or above me, not usually from below me, and come to think of it, I think I have only posted one video of me getting off in a thong. yeah i can't even remember what i have posted anymore, and I think i have given up on my index again lol. back to point, I feel weird posting explicit videos and pictures, though yes, as time goes by my definition of explicit has shifted. hell, like 7 months ago I felt weird just posting pictures of my bare tits haha.

anyway might just add that to my todo list.
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
side note. reason 102 not to keep thongs in your desk drawer at work.

So a guy brought over a device that was malfunctioning. well apparently having nail polish on makes my nails too think to pop open a compartment on this device. so I open my drawer, but every screwdriver, pick etc is also too think. at this point both of us are grabbing random things from my drawer to try, and that is when he pulls out a black thong. luckily he was nice enough to instead of pick on me about it, just put it back. but yup, why I shouldn't keep thongs in me drawer. at least he didn't make it back to the toys lol. in the end a staple did the job.

also, I just found sex toys that cost more than my car. fuck, yeah I don't know, they better do some really awesome shit like dishes or laundry or some shit.
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He'll be back later to take them home with him! I would...
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
I actually have not made a video in that thong. and actually I don't know if i made a video from that angle either. I shot most from behind me or above me, not usually from below me, and come to think of it, I think I have only posted one video of me getting off in a thong. yeah i can't even remember what i have posted anymore, and I think i have given up on my index again lol. back to point, I feel weird posting explicit videos and pictures, though yes, as time goes by my definition of explicit has shifted. hell, like 7 months ago I felt weird just posting pictures of my bare tits haha.

anyway might just add that to my todo list.
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Nice motorboating, though yes, more silly than erotic (but i think motorboating in general is pretty silly). As for a vid of you getting off in a thong, I'll be waiting with baited breath
 
juanbobo said:
He'll be back later to take them home with him! I would...
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Lol. Well my last vacation day and one if the times I was off-site someone was going through my desk. I know because I have some Amazon dash buttons in my drawer. When I was on vacation I saw the alert and was able to cancel my not yet needed Mac and cheese. The off-site time I missed and ended up with a case of papertowels I didn't need at the time. But hey I will need them soon. Point is someone is in my drawers pushing my buttons.

MikeyD0bb said:
Nice motorboating, though yes, more silly than erotic (but i think motorboating in general is pretty silly). As for a vid of you getting off in a thong, I'll be waiting with baited breath
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Yes motorboating is pretty silly. Actually has only been done to me for comic effect. And don't hold your breath. 2 Easter egg hunts, a birthday party, and Easter dinner is my schedule for this weekend.

kdunn762012 said:
I'm really pulling for that newest entrant to the "to do list".
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And damn. I didn't realize I needed more than one video of me getting off with my fingers, while wearing a thong lol. Of course I have probably posted 150 pictures of my tits, so I guess I should have a variety of thong finger videos. But yeah that might take more alone time than I can steal over the next few days. It is one thing to get 30 seconds in the bathroom, another to be able to strip, put on a thong, get off, and get redressed. That is like 5 minutes alone, maybe 10. Not easy in my world.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
side note. reason 102 not to keep thongs in your desk drawer at work.

So a guy brought over a device that was malfunctioning. well apparently having nail polish on makes my nails too think to pop open a compartment on this device. so I open my drawer, but every screwdriver, pick etc is also too think. at this point both of us are grabbing random things from my drawer to try, and that is when he pulls out a black thong. luckily he was nice enough to instead of pick on me about it, just put it back. but yup, why I shouldn't keep thongs in me drawer. at least he didn't make it back to the toys lol. in the end a staple did the job.

also, I just found sex toys that cost more than my car. fuck, yeah I don't know, they better do some really awesome shit like dishes or laundry or some shit.
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You are just as hot on Friday as you are on Thursday! I cant imagine even trying to work around you. I'd be headed to the boys restroom daily to relieve my stress! ;)
 
Doctor Joe said:
You are just as hot on Friday as you are on Thursday! I cant imagine even trying to work around you. I'd be headed to the boys restroom daily to relieve my stress! ;)
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Well thanks, but no, I am actually much more comedic entertainment than erotic entertainment. Though I don't think there is anyone left who has seen my tits.
 
Hahaha motorboating your own tits is hilarious. All you need now is some boats and hos. And maybe a cock between your tits and then the motorboating might actually make sense. A bj is the first thing that came to mind, actually.
 
Yummy and office erotic love seeing your boobs ,those pink nipples and yes that sweet face too.
:devil: :nana:

So any naked pics with rabbit ears in the future or am I just being greedy, cause I can be greedy.

Random note e bay sends out these sell your stuff emails and I'm like but I buy the same crap everyone else does so who's gonna buy my junk?

E bay has yet to reply and then I'm thinking does ebay have an adult section cause I want a Justa clone to dress up and take to comic conventions , decked out in the sexiest super villain outfits or body paint ,key west style..... it was a slow Friday my mind was like a drunk on ice on a slanted surface......always slants to porn and literorica and then here....porn gps maybe?

Have a great weekend . :kiss:
 
EndlessNameless said:
Hahaha motorboating your own tits is hilarious. All you need now is some boats and hos. And maybe a cock between your tits and then the motorboating might actually make sense. A bj is the first thing that came to mind, actually.
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Thank you. And yeah, but it does have to be a pretty big cock for me to be able to suck while it is squished between my tits. It is pretty deep in there lol.

wickedpanda said:
Yummy and office erotic love seeing your boobs ,those pink nipples and yes that sweet face too.
:devil: :nana:

So any naked pics with rabbit ears in the future or am I just being greedy, cause I can be greedy.

Random note e bay sends out these sell your stuff emails and I'm like but I buy the same crap everyone else does so who's gonna buy my junk?

E bay has yet to reply and then I'm thinking does ebay have an adult section cause I want a Justa clone to dress up and take to comic conventions , decked out in the sexiest super villain outfits or body paint ,key west style..... it was a slow Friday my mind was like a drunk on ice on a slanted surface......always slants to porn and literorica and then here....porn gps maybe?

Have a great weekend . :kiss:
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Thank you.

And I was thinking more the tits wearing rabbit ears with little stick on eyes and drawn on faces with whiskers. Any chick can wear rabbit ears on their head.... Way more amusing to wear the rabbit ear headband on a tit. OK maybe I am joking...or am I?

I kind of want to sell mystery boxes on eBay. Getting paid to send bizarre random crap to people sounds fun.

And well my Friday internet surfing led me to a girl with braces eating herself out so your bizarre thought process is probably less weird than mine. I didn't end up back with cats though. So that is something.
 
I must have missed that one , it's on my list now!
You know any excuse to see you naked is a good one in my book, ears ,no ears😈😉
 
Well good morning. As I get ready for my first egg hunt, I thought I remind y'all to set out your Easter baskets tonight so the Easter Bunny will come visit with yummy treats.

http://i.imgur.com/27NUCqRm.jpg

And yes that is a set of adult Bunny ears on a headband. And yes that is about as good as I can make artwork on my tits. You try drawing on your tits, it isn't that easy. oh who I am kidding, that is about as good as my artwork gets in general. Just shut up and laugh damn it.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well good morning. As I get ready for my first egg hunt, I thought I remind y'all to set out your Easter baskets tonight so the Easter Bunny will come visit with yummy treats.

http://i.imgur.com/27NUCqRm.jpg

And yes that is a set of adult Bunny ears on a headband. And yes that is about as good as I can make artwork on my tits. You try drawing on your tits, it isn't that easy. oh who I am kidding, that is about as good as my artwork gets in general. Just shut up and laugh damn it.
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I am laughing !! :D Just too much to do any typing at first. :D:D
 
That pic is fucking hilarious Justa! I actually did laugh out loud, so who is going to be lucky enough to catch the Easter bunny?!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
happy friday.

i am on location today. yippie. but standard work slutty pics, just from a construction area this time

http://i.imgur.com/C6o9DmEm.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/BvgBQujm.jpg

and yup my sweater is quite wrinkled. you can pay me to show up, but you can only make me look someone what put together a couple times a year and I think that has now been exhausted.

also, somehow I did say I would post a gif of me motorboating my own tits. so yeah, I am willing to look very stupid on an anonymous erotic site. go me. this is the first time I have ever motorboated a pair of tits. obviously just because I could do something, doesn't mean I even connect I could. Like the first time someone here asked if I could suck my own nipples, it is like Duh of course I could. that isn't even hard. Why don't you give me something remotely challenging like tie them in a knot, tie them in a bow, throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier (which by they way, I can do none of those, but ask about the should thing in another 10 years). Anyway point is, even though I could obviously easily suck my own nipples, I had never thought about it until it came up. So yeah my first motorboat, as I never thought about it, even though I obviously could easily. enjoy me looking stupid lol https://imgur.com/UeayoaH
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Cute face!!!:cattail:
 
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